What’s the JPV in JPVhub stand for? That’s what I asked myself when the link showed up in my DMs this morning and what I briefly kept wondering as I started clicking around the site. The thing is, I tend to get kind of distracted by beautiful, naked Asian women, especially when they’re engaged in all manner of depraved activities. So it wasn’t very long before I forgot all about trying to decipher those mysterious letters, too intent on watching these pretty ladies and playing with my pecker.
Maybe I’ll leave it to you, dear reader, to determine what JPV means to you when you’re cranking your dick at JPVhub.com, a free porn tube devoted to Japanese Adult Video (JAV). The site sees millions of Japanese Porn Viewers tuning in every month to watch Japanese Porn Videos of Juicy Penetrated Vaginas, Joyful Pussy Vibrators, and Jarringly Perverted Villains. So even though I’m mainly aiming this review at Just PornDude Visitors, I had a feeling anybody who loves Asian porn could appreciate a collection like this. So with that in mind, I lubed up my Jerkable Plastic Vajajay and set to find out for sure.
A Hub of Japanese Porno Videos
Now that I’ve gotten some acronym jokes out of the way, it’s time to talk about what JPV Hub really has to offer: JAV. The joint’s got a pretty distinctive look for a free JAV tube, with a wall of thumbnails stretching out below a very simple header. JPVhub.com has been registered for a couple of years now, but even with all the popularity they’re enjoying, they haven’t bothered to have somebody draw up a real logo. Hey, I get it, these things cost money, but as a pretty kickass and memorable cartoon mascot myself, I think they’re missing out on an easy branding opportunity. (By the way, have you checked out PornDudeCasting yet?)
Logo or not, the thumbnails honestly speak for themselves. Unlike the usual screengrabs of threesomes, blowjobs, and lesbian encounters you find on most Western porn tubes, most of the thumbnails here are scanned DVD covers of full-length Japanese pornos. Right away, you’ll notice there’s a nice, wide variety of perversion going on. Of course, you’ve got to zoom those teeny tiny thumbnails in a bit more than you would on an American porn tube, but holy fuck, what a view!
Japan has long been known for pushing the envelope when it comes to sexual depravity on film, and you’ll see evidence of that all over the fucking place at JPVhub. There are girls masturbating, chicks riding dick, and MILFs getting double, triple, and quadruple teamed by groups of dudes. I also see cosplaying 18+ schoolgirls squirting, titty-fucked bimbos, a masked BDSM bitch, and a couple of leashed hoes.
The index of Tags on JPV Hub isn’t quite as unwieldy as some of the pages long, thousands-deep menus I’ve seen on other JAV sites, but it still delves deep into genres you probably aren’t going to find on a non-JAV porn tube. They’ve got 50 movies filed under Action and Fighting, another hundred under Fake Abuse, and an incredible 127 featuring Breast Milk. There are hundreds of Bukkake movies and Bondage films, flicks with Confinement and Foot Fetishism, plus Femdom, Futanari, and Simulated Forced Sex. That only brings us to the letter F; I could go on listing JAV subgenres for a long time here, but I think you get the idea.
Uncensored, Mosaic-Removed, and the Usual Censored Shit
As you no doubt know by now, if you’re a fan of the genre, Japan has a little bit of an issue with censorship. It’s ironic that the country that invented bukkake and tentacle sex thinks people shouldn’t be able to look at naked natural vaginas, but I don’t set the standards. I just complain about them and tell you where the little loopholes are.
Among the things I like immediately about JPVhub.com is how the front page is broken up into some big, broad categories, including Censored, Mosaic-Removed, and Uncensored Japanese porn. They’ve also got categories devoted to English and Chinese subtitles, in case those plot lines and dialog are essential to your masturbatory enjoyment.
Mosaic-removed flicks are a newer phenomenon in the world of JAV, where they use technology similar to what you find on the deepfake sites to fill in the blanks the producers have created with those goddamn flesh-colored Tetris blocks. I wanted to see how far the software has come since the last time I watched a mosaic-removed video, so I clicked on a video called If You Want to Graduate, You’d Better Start Sucking My Dick.
You’re definitely going to want to use an adblocker when perusing JPVhub. I recommend using one all the time, but it’s particularly important when the spam is heavy, as it is here. After dodging a couple of ads, a pigtailed 18+ schoolgirl appeared on the screen. She looked nervous as she spoke to the dude on the couch across from her. I skipped ahead a bit. Thirteen minutes in, she’s being held down by two men and having her panties peeled out of the way. There’s a dick and pussy visible on the screen, sort of; the computer-generated genitals have a wavery appearance that reminds me of rotoscoped movies like A Scanner Darkly or Waking Life. It’s a step up from full-on censorship, but it definitely isn’t perfect. The technology clearly needs a bit more time to simmer.
Famous AV Idols, Amateurs, and Your Own Libido
Whoever’s running JPV Hub does an excellent job with the tagging. Subgenres and scenarios are clearly labeled, as are the starlets who appear in these freaky films. The Models index includes thousands of famous AV idols, Asian pornstars, and sexy Japanese amateurs. Some of the most popular names include Yua Mikami, Yu Shinoda, Eimi Fukada, Nao Jinguji, and Rigo Fujimori. I’m partial to Shoko Takahashi, who’s got four pages of videos to choose from on the site.
I clicked my way through to JPV Hub’s collection of Aika Yumeno videos. She’s got even more than Shoko, with five pages to choose from, but some of them are actually duplicates. For example, you can watch the original version of Serious Pure Love from a Teacher, tune in to the version with Chinese subtitles, or check out the one that somebody’s used the mosaic removal software on. It’s a tough choice for me: should I settle for the blurred-out pussies or the weirdly animated computer-generated ones?
Ultimately, I ended up in JPVhub’s Uncensored aisle to begin my real fap test of the site. You should look for thumbnails that don’t have the whole DVD cover if you want the unedited penetration on websites where they don’t label the censored and uncensored content as clearly. Still, though, you will have to contend with a fair amount of pixelation that has slipped through into what is supposed to be their Uncensored collection. The first video I clicked on was a bust, with digital bricks covering all the best stuff. The boobies were beautiful, but I wanted to see cunt!
I found so much censorship in the JPVhub Uncensored section that I ended up clicking on a thumbnail with a visible cock, just to be sure I was getting real porno. It had the very catchy title, A Little Stupid Girl Prepared by a Certain Office, and it opened with a girl rubbing her mouth all over a big red boner. There’s a bit of weird pixelation on her face, but at least I could watch the blowjob. She sucks that bad boy for about 15 minutes before we get to see some up-close shots of her pink pussy as she plays with herself.
There’s a baked-in Download button beneath each of the videos on the site, so fans can save all of their favorites for future offline fap sessions. Also, I really appreciate how they’ve included multiple mirrors for each file, just to make sure it’s always available.
While the meaning of JPV is still something of an enigma, it isn’t exactly a mystery why JPVhub.com is pulling millions of visitors a month. It’s all in the porno! They’ve got thousands of free Japanese Adult Videos to choose from, in all kinds of kinky, freaky flavors, including a fair amount of uncensored content. This one’s a little spammy, so you’ll want to use a good adblocker, but I think you’re going to have an enjoyable time, at least if you love Asian women and sex.