What’s up, you phenomenal cum machine!? I’ve got a question for you! If porn was a sport, which country is Michael Jordan? If you said anything other than Japan, you’re fucking clueless, or you must have been recovering from all the fucked up shit you used to watch that you forgot!
As a conservative culture with reserved, respectful, and honorable citizens, Japan sits at the top of nations with the most fucking depraved perverts worldwide! I can hardly even think of countries with a more fucked up appetite than Japan. I guess Germany used to get down with some gnarly stuff, but Japan pretty much changed the porn game for generations.
Remember being a kid and watching tentacle porn for the first time? Like, holy shit! It was so mind-blowing; it became a cultural phenomenon in the west! People who didn’t even watch porn at least heard of Japanese tentacle porn! Not only that, but Japan produced some of the most incredible pornstars. I still remember the first time I found Kamiuma Mariko! That bitch changed my life! I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw two guys railing her and milk just gushing out of her tits like fountain water! My dick couldn’t take it!
Anyway, today, I went down memory lane, where JAV XXX provided me with stunning videos with gorgeous girls and atmospheres. I remembered the reverence I had for Japanese porn styles with the meticulous effort put into every detail of the videos. JAV XXX is a Japanese streaming service that provides HD porn movies exclusively. Yes, you heard me. I said exclusive HD movies. That means that all their videos are HD, and they are at least an hour and a half long.
You’re not stepping into a place where you’ll find any old slut that’ll put a dirty cock in her mouth for 10 minutes. On the contrary, you’re experiencing the finest of Japanese culture! This site isn’t for your average cum disposal who’s satisfied with getting off to cartoons of anime girls. This, my friend, is for men of culture. Men who can appreciate the subtleties of the female form and savor every aspect of the feminine charm — from her supple breasts batching in the sun to the cum dripping out of her tight pussy. You can revel in every last detail.
Traditional Japanese Culture
JAV XXX sports one of my favorite color themes for porn sites — Black and pink. That’s the color coordination that indicates that whoever’s behind the site really gives a shit about what they’re doing. Take a note from ThePornDude; if you ever see a website with a black and pink color theme, it’s worth checking out.
The design is clean and simple. Just how we like it. There are no ads on the home page, no pop-up websites, no pop-up ads, just a navigation bar and a list of movies to cum to. It’s perfect. Let’s take a second to salute the developers that appreciate their users enough by not infesting their computers with a needless adpocalypse. No one needs to be clicking off of multiple tabs when they’re just browsing!
The navigation bar gives you access to the “censored” movies and the “uncensored” movies. “But, PornDude, why the fuck would I watch a censored porn movie? What’s the point of jerking off to pixels?!” I hear you, my pervy friend. I’m not a fan of jacking off to pixelated pussies, either. The history of censored porn in Japan is actually a pretty fascinating one.
Censored porn was so prevalent that even when everyone stopped caring about article 175, censorship just became a part of Japanese porn culture. I wouldn’t be surprised if many of them are turned on by it now. Imagine being turned on by pixelated cum coming out of a pixelated pussy. Haha! That’s culture for you.
The navigation bar also lets you access the “pornstar” page. In that section, you’ll find a list of some of the most talented Japanese sluts in the industry. Each name has a stock photo of the actress above. Browsing this section makes you feel like some kind of big shot, picking out the whore for the day. The amount of sluts that can’t live without a cock inside them never ceases to amaze me. It’s a good thing that there are bitches like this all around the world!
The thumbnails of the movies are in the style of the traditional Japanese nudie mags. Do you remember those? I remember going on some dirty forums in my teenage years and finding hundreds of pictures of them. I never really liked them at first, but then I started to appreciate the artistic style. On one side, there’s a picture of the girl looking cute; sometimes, she’s in a modest dress, smiling sweetly, holding a book bag. And on the other side, there’s an entire collage of her getting opened the fuck up, taking loads to the face, dripping cum out of her pussy, etc. There’s a satisfying duality about it!
When you click on one of the thumbnails, you’ll land on a page with the video and a description underneath it. Like most sites that give a fuck about their users, the description is usually well done. It’s not too long, but just enough to get you excited about the video. The page has a few adverts that seem a bit overwhelming at first, but you’ll quickly notice that there aren’t too many. It feels like a lot at first because the girls are going fucking hard in each ad!
Under the description, you can see the category tags, which you can click to watch videos in the same categories. You can also find the name of the “star” of the movie, just in case you fall in love and want to cum to everything she’s ever done. Or maybe you’re more of a connoisseur (like myself) who acknowledges the studio’s work!
“Japanese culture is superior”
Japan has way more to offer than the impossible shit you’re jerking off to in those depraved comics! Those things really fuck with your perception of reality! Sure, it might be fun to jack off to a girl taking a dick so big that it stretches her stomach. But, it can’t compare to the divine beauty of a real woman. The subtle aesthetic that only the feminine charms of a petite Japanese babe can provide. Put that gross over-the-top hentai comic down! It’s time to appreciate some true Japanese culture!
Calling the girls on this site gorgeous is a fucking understatement! And if you know me, you know that I stand firm in my belief that Latin girls are the apex of raw, sexual beauty. But, in reality, every ethnicity has something about them that makes them irresistible! These Japanese babes are the fucking reason everyone in the 2000s wanted a “hot Asian wife”! Each of these bitches is the perfect balance between hopelessly cute and devastatingly sexy.
Okay, so these are movies, not videos. But trust me, 10 minutes into the film, you’ll forget what time it is. Believe it or not, I was entirely impressed with the camera work! Every single shot and transition kept me engaged. I was looking to skip through to the “good parts,” but there was always something that kept me locked in. The lighting and colors made me realize how much attention is given to these movies. Shit, even the acting is fantastic! Like really!
We all know how notoriously bad the acting in most Asian movies is. No one really watches the movies for the plot. (As much as people joke about it). But, watching these Japanese movies, I actually did stay for the plot! The acting was genuinely incredible! At every single moment, I was aroused, and I was content to keep watching before I could cum! I lost a lot of time with this one. I kept wondering, “how are these movies so long? I wouldn’t even watch a normal good movie for this long!” But, there I was, 3 hours and 2 tissue boxes later!
What I liked
Every single one of these movies is in HD. The attention to detail for each movie is fucking phenomenal. I was blown away by the aesthetics, the girls, and the acting. And all of it was for fucking free! How fucking great is that? This shit is why Japan remains a dominant power in the porn industry after all this time.
What I didn’t like
While the pop-ups were pretty minimal, there were still some that got in the way. For example, little pop-up ads would appear in some pretty annoying places, like the maximize button for the video or over the search bar. That’s a really stupid or really clever place to put a pop-up ad. Either way, it’s pretty annoying.
Tips from ThePornDude
The category system for the site is pretty strange. The “Category” section has about five links on the navigation bar. And three of those links seem pretty useless. The only useful ones were “Uncensored” and “Censored,” but those links are already on the navigation bar. So it probably wouldn’t hurt to get rid of that section and make the “Tag” section into the “Category” section.
Also, the tag section is pretty damn overwhelming. There are so many different kinds of tags (which I love. Anal licking is a great tag to have), but the layout makes it challenging to choose which ones. A simpler design would make them a lot easier to read. Perhaps you should section them alphabetically to make them more accessible to users. I love a shit ton of categories as much as the next guy, but when there’s a page full of them with no real structure, I barely know what I’m looking at.
Conclusion
JAV XXX brought me back to the early days of Japanese porn dominance. They have content that makes most porn movies look like a fucking child’s play. I got to see all of the kinks and fetishes that Japan installed into our teenage brains in the early 2000s: Maids, 18+ Schoolgirl uniforms, Younger sisters, etc. It was like going back in time, but with higher quality!
If you’d like to be even more well-versed in Japanese culture, put down that unrealistic manga, close that Hentai Haven tab, and make your way over to JAV XXX. Experience some real culture, you beautiful degenerate!