There are two types of voyeurs out in the world. The first has a true voyeur fetish. They get rock hard at the thought of watching other people have sex. These are the fuckers you’ll see hiding out in bushes in front of bathroom windows and shit.
On the Outside Looking In
Among my readership, there are plenty of those types. You guys hope porn will be enough to chase away your darker urges, and perhaps it does. I’m glad to do my part to keep you fuckers from hiding in people’s garbage cans.
However, the other type of voyeur is much more common among my readers. This is the type of voyeur who never has sex and is desperate to get as close as possible. Porn gets you some of the way there, but watching your neighbors fuck would be even better.
You guys aren’t voyeurs, per se. If you had access to sex, you’d be content to stay at home. But since that time will never come, you deal with it by peeking between the blinds.
I’ve never been much into voyeur porn. If I see some people fucking and want in on the action, I just do it. Bitches are always happy to see my dick. I’m the guy voyeurs want to follow around. You never know when I may go from grocery shopping to pussy chopping.
I have actually been stalked by a guy before. I thought it was some gay dude trying to catch a glimpse of my cock, but it was a voyeur hoping to see me fuck. Needless to say, I did not disappoint. He watched me fuck a few bitches before I figured out I was being tailed.
I honestly may have never known if it wasn’t for my female stalkers. The ladies felt this newcomer would blow their cover, so the bitches tattled on him. I was thankful for the information, so I rewarded the stalkers with some dick. They were extremely grateful. What can I say? I am a river to my people.
Obviously, going out and spying on bitches is illegal, so voyeur porn is your best bet. In a way, voyeur porn is sort of meta. You’ve become the voyeur watching the voyeur. That’s enough philosophy for the day. Let’s talk porn.
Hot Movies, Hard Cocks
No matter what genre of porn we are talking about, Hot Movies has a superb collection, and voyeur is no different. They have over one hundred pages of voyeur content at the ready to make your penis explode with sperm.
Hot Movies is a pay-by-the-minute service. This allows you to watch porn without worrying about annoying monthly payments. They offer three different ways to play, so customers can choose how much they want to spend.
New users can try out twenty minutes for free with no charge. But, of course, there is a catch here. You have to give your card number to get your free trial, and if you don’t cancel in twenty-four hours, they provide a “top-up feature.” “Feature” is a strong word. What they mean to say is that they’ll charge you twenty bucks for two hundred minutes if you don’t cancel. It’s kind of shitty, but to be honest, I was going to buy the two hundred minutes anyway.
If after your twenty-minute trial period you want to see more, minute purchases start at $9.95 and do not rebill. You’ll receive forty minutes for free if you buy at least one hundred and fifty minutes.
Any money you spend with Hot Movies will be worth every dime. They offer a quarter million full-length movies and well over a million clips. Despite already having a massive library, they add around one hundred fifty films a week.
Hot Movies carry all of your favorite porn stars and studios. No one is left behind. Plus, the site is well-designed and optimized for use on desktops, laptops, tablets, and smartphones. If you ever have any trouble, the 24/7 customer service line is there for you.
Happy-Trail Blazers
With all of that said, it’s time to talk about content, starting with the infamous film “Behind the Green Door,” starring Marilyn Chambers, Lisa Grant, Kandi Jones, and Martha.
Produced by Mitchell Brothers Film Group, “Behind the Green Door” may be the most well-known voyeur film ever made. Released in the seventies, this cult classic saw a major release back when porn could do such a thing.
For porn reviewers, historians, and aficionados such as myself, “Behind the Green Door” holds a special place in our ball sacks. It introduced America to the idea of porn being chic, sophisticated, and even artistic.
I personally don’t give a shit about the artistic quality of porn, but if America does, that means porn isn’t going anywhere. And that is what I care about. This film solidified the US as a hub for porn. A “porn hub,” if you will.
The film is a porn thriller with lots of fantasy, fear, and anxiety. It starts with a trucker in a restaurant telling a fellow patron about a bitch he had just met. The two had been flirting at a local hotel when she was suddenly whisked away.
In an act of serendipity, it turned out that this lady was performing at a sex club the trucker was attending that evening. As he watches the show, the woman is willingly roped into fucking multiple groups. What will he do next?
Everybody Wanks
On the opposite end of the spectrum, we have “Daddies Dirty Daughter – Oh No My Teen Masturbates Volume One,” Starring Laurie, Monica, Nadine, and Rosie. This film leaves all artistry at the door and sticks to perversion and debauchery.
You’ve had the sneaking suspicion that your stepdaughter isn’t the innocent little 18+ girl she used to be, but there is only one way to prove it. You’ll have to post cameras around the house to catch her in the act.
It doesn’t take long for your suspicions to be proven true. That dirty slut is running all over the house, flicking her bean and squirting on the fine china. At first, you’re filled with rage, but you can’t help but keep watching. Maybe this isn’t such a bad thing after all.
Living the Cream Dream
Staying in a similar lane, we have “Roommate Voyeur Lust – She Wants You to Watch and Get Off,” starring slutty Tyler. To be clear, Tyler is a chick.
Tyler’s roommate has been sneaking peeks at her ever since she moved in. For the most part, Tyler has been pretending not to notice, but she’s getting fed up. It feels like the paparazzi is following her around, waiting for her to flash a nipple.
Finally, Tyler decides to tell her roommate that she knows he watches her. But instead of getting mad, she joins in the fun. As punishment for all the times he watched her masturbate through a crack in the door, he must now jerk off while Tyler plays the audience. And she isn’t peeking through a door. Instead, she is going to sit right in front of him.
Tyler figures she might as well dress up for the occasion, so she slips into a mini skirt, tight blouse, and stockings to tease him while he strokes. Eventually, Tyler gets way into it and starts stripping and dirty talking. Eventually, she sheds all of her clothing and joins in on the masturbating. This couldn’t have worked out any better for her roommate.
Crouching Women, Hidden Camera
Explicit sex isn’t the only thing voyeurs are after. They also aren’t above watching a bitch take a piss in the bathrooms. That’s why the series “Real Hidden Peeing” is so popular.
It took the producers of “Real Hidden Peeing” a whole year to collect enough footage to create this hour-long compilation. It features twenty-two different bitches all sitting down to answer the call of nature. Some take a quick whizz while others are in for the long haul. Thanks, Mrs. Obama, for reminding bitches to stay hydrated.
In case anyone is wondering, there is no poop in this video. It’s an only yellow production. The action happens in a wide range of places, including bars, houses, restaurants, dept stores, concerts, and even outside. You don’t see any faces, but that’s a good thing. It means these ladies are legitimate amateurs caught in a voyeur trap.
Whether it be because you have a true voyeur fetish or because you’re virgins, all of my readers are voyeurs. So, avoid doing prison time by getting out all of your urges on Hot Movies.
Hot Movies is one of my favorite porn sites, but it could still benefit from some improvements. For example, I would like to see them add a content filter to the searches so I can hunt down things like milf voyeurs with ease.
Stop peeking through your blinds for once and watch some real voyeur porn on Hot Movies.