Generally, there are four places guys like to cum the most. In no particular order, those places are face, mouth, asshole, and pussy. Each is fun, so it’s hard for me to pick favorites. Throughout the course of a day, you never know where I might cum next.
The Cum Rise
I’ve hosed down every part of the female body and every object in my house. If you flashed a blacklight in my crib, it would blind everyone looking toward my house in a ten-mile radius. Even my pets have gotten caught in the crossfire. Now my goldfish complains if there isn’t a little cum in his bowl.
Over the years, I’ve pumped gallons of jizz down bitches throats, liters of cum into girls assholes, and barrels of baby batter against women’s cervixes. And let’s not forget about the face. I’ve launched enough baby batter against bitches faces to make a plaster cast of Mount Rushmore.
However, as with many men, my favorite place to launch is inside of a vagina. It’s no surprise that so many men prefer to cream pie a slut. The pussy was made for the acceptance of semen. Its walls are perfectly suited to massage cum from deep within the balls so it may see the light of day. Or, if not the light of day, the pink of pussy.
Cumming always feels good, but when you cream into a bitches pussy, it provides a sense of accomplishment that other cum landing zones don’t. That’s because your body is giving you a high five for a job well done. You’ve accomplished your body’s only goal. You’ve released seed inside of a woman in a fashion that may lead to pregnancy. After you’ve done that, your body doesn’t give a shit if you die.
The Gods have Cum
Very few of my readers have ever slung ropes inside of the genitals of an attractive woman, and it’s tough to describe how good it feels. Imagine if Jesus, Budda, and Mohammad all descended to earth, morphed into clouds, and stroked your cock until it fired opium out of the tip. That’s what it feels like to cum inside of a bitches pussy.
I can’t provide you with any tools, tips, secrets, or porn that can imitate the incredible feeling of pussy. The best thing I can do for you is to direct you toward cream pie porn. If you can’t beat them, watch them.
In a strange way, cream pie porn is somewhat nuanced. While sometimes guys nut near the surface so you can see the moment of truth, other times stunt cocks dump the nut juice deep inside a bitch so that you have to wait to see the drip to know it was real.
I personally like to see the deep dump. When I cum in a bitch, it’s never near the surface. I always sling rope deep deep inside where I can adequately glaze her organs.
Regardless of where you like to see the prize delivered, HotMovies has the porn you need. HotMovies has a collection of porn that could put almost anyone to shame. As of the writing of this article, the site contained a quarter of a million movies, and one hundred and fifty had been added in the past seven days. No matter how hard you try, you’ll never keep up with that volume.
The site is extremely intuitive, making it easy to navigate. The only problem I have with the design is how old it looks. It doesn’t affect the functioning at all, but it does appear to be dated.
The main menu hangs out up towards the top and includes the options Videos on demand, Gay videos on demand, Select unlimited, Cams, Phone sex, Spotlight, Send to TV, Shopping cart, Log in, Sign up, Help, Movies, Clips, Categories, Porn stars, and Studios.
Hot Movies is a paid premium porn site, so expect to through down some dough to get your hands on this world-class content. Prices are more than fair, considering the quality of the content. Plus, playing by the minute allows you to only pay for what you use. No more paying a monthly subscription cost for a site you’ll only use a small percentage of.
However, if you really fall in love with Hot Movies, you can purchase an unlimited package for a low monthly fee. That will allow you to watch all porn on Hot Movies all day and night.
A Mother’s Love
Speaking of watching porn all day and night, let’s review some of the content awaiting you on Hot Movies, starting with “Stepson… Cum Inside Me.” There is nothing like a mother’s tender and loving touch. They always know what to do or say to make a situation better. There is a reason people on crashing planes cry out for their mommies.
The moms in “Stepson… Cum Inside Me” are a little different. Instead of putting a band-aid on your skinned knee or cooking up some homemade soup when you’re sick, they want to ride your young hard cock.
These moms are at the height of horny. Women don’t reach maximum arousal until their forties. These bitches are so desperate for cock they will gladly ride their stepsons until their muffs are injected with semen. It’s a good thing these bitches already hit menopause, or the next stop would be Planned Parenthood.
Fartender Cock Tails
Let’s change directions slightly and look at “Cum Fart Cocktails” featuring Tyla Wynn. If you are unfamiliar with cum fart cocktails, they are what they sound like. It’s when you cum in a bitches asshole or pussy, and she squeezes it back out into someone’s mouth.
In case you are wondering, yes, every single cum fart cocktail in “Cum Fart Cocktail” is swallowed. I have to give flowers to all the bitches that perform in this film, including Cris Taliana, Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin, and Lee Ann.
Fortunately, only the woman sucks out the cum farts in this feature, but if you’re trying to see a guy do it, that film does exist. You’ll have to do the leg work in finding it, though. Nevertheless, I believe in your abilities. I have taught my students well.
Younger and Hotter
Next up, we have “My Sisters Boyfriends,” produced by Dane Jones and starring Iwia and Steve Q. Iwia may be young, but that doesn’t mean she can’t handle a cock. Her body is in its cock receiving prime, and she wants to show her sister’s boyfriend what she is capable of.
Iwia has heard him fuck her sister, and it sounds like he knows what he is doing. There is no way he will be able to resist a younger (18+), tighter version of his girlfriend.
Iwia was not wrong. What red-blooded male could turn down the advances of such a sexy slut. At first, he is a bit tentative, but once her mouth touches his penis, it’s all over. He fucks her in missionary, doggy, cowgirl, and spoon before he finally launches a wad of ball snot against her uterus.
I feel bad for bringing up dudes eating cum and not having the common decency to point you towards footage. So to make up for it, let me review “Cum Eating Cuckolds,” produced by Kick Ass, directed by Glenn Baren, and starring Alexa Lynn, Cristina Agave, Lie Lani, and Jon Jon.
The tagline for this film says it all, “Husbands cheated on and forced to eat black cum.” Your wife says that you never satisfy her in bed. Your cock is too small, and your stamina is pitiful. No matter what you try, she remains unsated. The only thing that will make her happy is if she fucks giant black cocks while you watch.
Most men would never allow their wives to fuck another man, but you’re not like most men. You’re a pathetic little cuck who does whatever is asked of him. You’re far too much of a wimp to say no, so you agree to let it happen.
When you see Jon Jons’s massive boner, your jaw hits the floor. You didn’t know cocks could be so big. When you see your wife staring at the hog with drool running down her face, your heart joins your jaw on the floor.
Your wife loves every minute of getting fucked by Jon Jon, but she feels you still have not been humiliated enough, so she demands that you suck the black cum out of her pussy and eat it.
The pussy is the ultimate place to cum. Your body’s genetics demand you spread your seed far and wide. Since you can’t, watching Jon Jon do will have to do.
My only complaint about Hot Movies is the aged-looking design. It wouldn’t take much effort to bring the place into the modern age.
I’m sure you guys are on the edge of cream pieing a tissue, so I’ll get out of your way.