Hey! How are you all doing?! I’ve already reviewed some other categories on hotmovies.com, so I started writing this review without opening the page first. The moment someone mentions grannies, I think of fat, saggy-titted amateur European old hoes that suck off young cocks in some sleazy hotel room. In my head, the toothless mamas wear black lingerie, a pair of cheap high-heel shows, and that uber-kinky smirk on their faces during the intense pounding. Grannies are wickedly horny. Maybe it’s them bitches trying to prove to the world that ageism is nothing but a bullshit story.
I also know that hotmovies.com is a premium page that gives nothing for free except loads of useful info on each of its movies. That’s something, right?! Another thing I know for a fact is that venturing inside hotmovies.com/category/697/Age-Older-Women-Grannies or any other stash on this joint might end up costing you loads of money if you lose track of time. That’s where TPD comes in! I’m gonna rip this place apart, present all ups and downs, making your decision-making process a whole lot easier. Here we go!
I can’t get over the page’s design
Every time I come back to HotMovies, one part of my wishes that it somehow changed overnight. I hope that at least one fucker behind this joint read one of my reviews and decided to kick it up a notch. However, every time I get to deal with the same old, outdated design, and it’s getting on my nerves more and more every time. No ads, I’ll give you that. Hotmovies.com/category/697/Age-Older-Women-Grannies is far from visually appealing, but it’s easy to navigate. Plenty of filtering tools, thumbnails that shows a short video preview, and a lack of any distractions make things tolerable.
Finally, it’s time to load hotmovies.com/category/697/Age-Older-Women-Grannies. I’m trying to reset my brain somehow to make it think that this is the first time I am here. The first thing that I would have probably noticed if this really was the first time was the main menu and the sentence Pay Per Minute below the site’s names. HotMovies states that it is reserved for paying remembers right from the start, and I appreciate the honesty. Buy it or leave it!
The joint seems to be utterly uninspired by grannies. Only two pretty simple sentences as the category description. “Savor the prowess that comes with age” just sounds meh. What happened with descriptions like experienced cock-suckers whose greedy pussies can take three dicks without a hitch or grannies slurping cum like it’s an elixir of eternal youth?! Get creative! That applies to both the design and the category description. C’mon! You can do way better than this!
Lots of sexy grannies under one virtual roof
Hotmovies.com/category/697/Age-Older-Women-Grannies counts around 1.2K porn videos. When compared to other categories on this site, it doesn’t seem like much but bear in mind that many premium websites don’t have this much porn in total. To check out the level of diligence, I choose the latest in the drop-down menu that lets me sort the grannies’ stash by the release year, A-Z, top-rated, and most popular criteria. Has anyone ever clicked on that A-Z shit?! If anyone knows the statistics, hit me up!
Once a week, sometime twice a week, that’s my conclusion regarding the regularity of updates. I do know that hotmovies.com adds a crazy number of fresh videos to its vast collection of porn every single day. The hotmovies.com/category/697/Age-Older-Women-Grannies stash just seems to be one of those fetish sections that doesn’t attract as many paying members as categories like anal and blonde.
All the crazy shit that these grannies would do for a handful of dollars
To be honest, I have a distinct feeling that the majority of these old hags don’t even ask for money. They just do it for the sake of doing it, trying to quench that cock-thirst between their saggy thighs. Fetishists claim that that’s exactly where the appeal of this kind of porn lies – in the fact that these grannies are genuine hoes who are dying for attention and a piece of sturdy meat inside their holes. The grannies don’t give a fuck about the size of their tits, the looks of their butts, and the size of cocks. It’s all good as long as it’s hardcore.
The best way to tell you how the collection of porn on hotmovies.com/category/697/Age-Older-Women-Grannies looks is to write a couple of titles – two cocks for busty Kim, Granny’s got a lotta hair, and self pussy massage, as some of the most prominent titles that caught my attention. The bottom line is that, although focused on mature hoes, the collection has it all, from solo scenes to gangbangs.
Lots of ways to unlock the content
Let’s focus on single videos first because hotmovies.com/category/697/Age-Older-Women-Grannies works as a kind of a DVD online shop. Each of these videos can be bought separately. To help you choose the video that is worth your money, the page presents you with all sorts of info. First of all, thumbnails show a short video preview, which is one of the best ways to get to know what the video is all about. On top of that, you have a 15-seconds-long trailer as well as a set of screenshots. Before you hit buy, you’ll know the running time of each flick, the date added, the studio name, and the pornstar’s name. Make sure to read the short description.
One of the options is to go with the so-called Rent option. In simple words, you get to stream a video of your choice for seven days for the price of $3.95. If you are that much of an idiot who would like to stream the same video for the rest of your day, that option will cost you $7.95. The “own” option includes lifetime streaming and downloading, and it comes with a price tag of $9.95. The prices are the same for all movies.
There’s a way to unlock the whole collection of porn on hotmovies.com
The whole own and rent shit might seem like an unnecessary confusion at first. However, hotmovies.com has a shitload of categories, and each of them is big enough to stand alone as a separate website. That’s probably why the site went with multiple payment options and membership plans.
There’s an option to buy minutes that you’ll later spend watching any movie on the site, and it’s hotmovies.com/category/697/Age-Older-Women-Grannies collection. To buy 50 minutes, you’ll have to spend $9.95, you’ll get 490 minutes for $49.95, and so on. The priciest option gets you 3540 minutes for $299.95. Each time you buy minutes, the page awards you with 40 bonus minutes.
If buying minutes seems like a bad plan cause you have a severe case of porn addiction, go with the standard membership plan that will chip $24.95 from your account each month. This option promises unlimited access, but the page says that this plan unlocks around 43K videos only. Yeah, I sound like a prick when I say only, but the thing is that hotmovies.com counts way more than that – over 222K movies and over 1 million clips in total.
The cool stuff that proves that the page does modernize some aspects of its biz is the list of supported currencies and that the platform supports crypto. It’s about time you ignorant fuckers educate yourself on the importance of crypto in terms of safety and faster transactions. 24/7 customer service, daily updates, and loads of porno are only some of the things you should remember about this page. Yeah, it might end up being expensive, but at least you’ll have something to brag about.
Grannies fucking for your eyes only
Ok, they fuck for whoever is willing to pay, but it sounds way better like this. The time has come to give up all the cheap smut you’ve been wanking off to. Hotmovies.com/category/697/Age-Older-Women-Grannies boasts diversity, a high level of hotness, and that unique dirty vibe that only the grannies are able to bring. Go with the membership plan, spend a fortune on minutes, do whatever makes you happy. The saggy-titted hoes can’t wait to show your their immense talent for raw banging! Sayonara, dickheads!