Some prude cunts might try to talk shit about men’s obsession with young 18+ teen pussy, but I’m not a prude cunt. I’m a lude cunt. The kind of lude cunt that loves to watch a babysitter’s pussy get destroyed by a lonely father. The kind of lude cunt that loves to watch 18+ school girls be anally punished for being late to class. The kind of lude cunt that picks up young hitchhikers and offers them a ride in exchange for their virginity. That’s just the kind of guy I am.
The World Depends on my Cock
I can’t be blamed for wanting to cream pie as many teens as I can fit into my schedule. But, do you know who did do this to me? God did. The continuation of our society and species demands I sling rope against the young tight cervixes of 18+ teens so they may become heavy with my seed.
If I don’t play my role, man could cease to exist. I don’t fuck teens because I want to. I fuck teens because I have to. I can’t stand back and watch our global community crumble just because I have some moral qualms about stuffing my hog into some eighteen-year-old twat.
I think many of my readers have a particular affinity for teens. When you all were young men, your fate was already evident. You were a beta who would struggle to convince women to fuck you for the rest of your life. Bitches could already smell your bitchness and black-listed your cock before you went to college.
Now, as an adult, you’re desperate to relive those times and crush some teen pussy while you had the shot. But, unfortunately, there is no chance of that ever happening. Even if time machines did exist, you’re even less fuckable than you were back in the day. You’re shit out of luck, my friends.
Build-a-Pussy
Fortunately, a new batch of sluts graduate high school every year and search for an easy way to make money. Sluts don’t want to work hard and nor do they have any marketable skills. All they have is a pussy, asshole, and mouth.
But that’s all a hot bitch needs to get by in this life. Is it a bit frustrating to watch hot whores glide through life? Yes. Am I the exact reason they are able to do so? For sure. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
You guys have no idea what you’re missing out on. Teen pussy is the apex of vagina. It smells like roses, is as tight as a vice grip, and it’s connected to a body untainted by the hands of time.
If teen pussy is tight, then teen asshole is like a choke slam from The Undertaker. Your cock will turn blue from a lack of blood. Teen asshole squeezes the penis so hard it almost goes numb. It’s like an out-of-body experience.
Teens are also ignorant of the world. They barely know how to work a cock yet, so you have to teach them. That means you can mold them to your cock like a memory foam mattress. It’s like Build-a-Bear but with human genitals.
I wish my readers could experience half the joy of fucking an 18+ teen, but you can’t even experience half the joy of fucking a retarded Eskimo with Parkinson’s. So you’ll have to stick with watching these young hotties on porn. It’s a great thing that you know a guy like me to guide you toward the best porn teen pussy has to offer.
Consistant Cumworthiness
I’ve spoken about Hot Movies in the past, and there is a reason for that. Hot movies have an incredible selection, no matter what genre you are looking for. They’ve been around forever and have built up a library to rival anyone’s in that time.
Hot movies is a paid premium porn site, but instead of a monthly subscription, you pay by the minute. You never have to worry about paying for porn you’re not watching. It’s a great way to get your hands on top-notch porn without paying an arm and a leg.
If you end up enjoying the place as much as I do, you can opt to get a monthly subscription that earns you unlimited minutes. As you can probably guess, that’s precisely what I did. If I paid by the minute, my account would be drained.
The main menu will give you an idea of the scope of Hot Movies. It sits in two layers near the top of the site and includes the options Videos on demand, Gay videos on demand, Select unlimited, Cams, Phone sex, Spotlight, Watch on TV, My shopping cart, Log in, Sign up, Help, Home, Search bar, Movies, Clips, Categories, Porn stars, and Studios.
Hot Movies hosts its own live cam service that I couldn’t recommend more. And before you ask, yes, it’s loaded with fuckable teens ready to tease your cock into an orgasm.
The same can be said about the phone sex line. While I don’t frequent phone sex lines, when I make a visit, it’s often on the Hot Movies service.
When the Wife’s Away…
Let’s break out some of the fantastic teen content you’ll find on Hot Movies, starting with “Don’t Tell My Wife I Ass Fucked The Babysitter 2,” starring Hannah West, Jennifer White, Smokie Flame, and Taisa Banx. This is a Devil’s film production, so you know they won’t be pulling any punches.
These bitches live to be fucked in the ass by older cock. Babysitting is an easy as fuck job. Really the only difficult part is not getting caught by the wife while you’re sucking the husband’s dick. Wives shouldn’t even be mad. Who could turn down fresh pussy as beautiful as Jennifer White’s?
Safety Scissors
As I mentioned earlier, teens are still ignorant of the ways of sex. That’s why they must be taught to properly handle a dick. However, not every teen wants dick. Some prefer the company of other pussy.
Good for them that plenty of older milfs are looking to train young 18+ teen pussy how to munch carpet and finger blast puss. These milfs like to get at their prey before the teens have had a chance to experience dick. That way, they join the other team without hesitation.
That’s exactly what occurs in the “Lesbian Seductions” series by Girlfriends Film. I’m a big fan of the thirty-second release starring Annabelle Lee, Cala Craves, Haley, and Jamey Jane.
The milfs put on a clinic on how to train a teen to be a living sex bot. By the time their teachers are done with them, these teens will be professional lesbian whores.
The Incredible Bree Olsen
That takes us to “Barely Legal POV,” starring Bree Olsen, Ashley Jensen, Natasha Nice, and Renae Cruz. I don’t even need to watch the video. I can jerk off to the cover photo of Bree Olsen all by itself.
If you have never had the pleasure of seeing Bree Olsen naked, do yourself a favor and pull this movie up as soon as possible. Bree is one of the sexiest teens to ever do porn. Her tits are pillows crafted by the sex Gods, her mouth is perfect for firing loads into, and the pussy is as close to perfect as pussy comes.
That’s not to take away from any of the other ladies. Renae Cruz and Veronique Vega have a fantastic three-way scene that will have your dick tip firing rockets.
By the Gracie of Pussy
Finally, let’s end with “Lesbian Babysitters 4,” starring Dyanna, Gracie Glam, Melissa, and Natasha Nice. This series is produced by SweetHeart video. I never understood the name SweetHeart studios. You don’t see many sweethearts in their films. For the most part, it’s a bunch of nasty sluts.
Gracie Glam and Natasha Nice have recently lost their jobs because they’re lazy and would much rather fuck dick than mop floors. Regardless, the ladies need money to live, so Gracie answers an ad in the newspaper looking for babysitters.
When Gracie arrives for her first day, she is surprised to learn that her bosses will be an older hot lesbian couple. It doesn’t take long for Gracie to fall victim to the charms of Rayveness. Not to be outdone, Dyanna Lauren decides to show Gracie her own brand of lesbian love. By the time the two are done with her, Gracie barely knows her name anymore. She can’t wait to tell her friend Natasha about the power of lesbian milfs.
My readers want to jerk off to teens like a monkey wants to eat a banana. You fuckers can’t get enough, and Hot Movies will never run out of fresh content for you.
Almost everything about Hot Movies is perfect except for the aged aesthetic. The site looks like it was designed in 2009. However, it still functions exceptionally well.
Stop reading me, and go get your daily fill of sexy teens.