Hentai Bros! Back in the day, when I was just A dude, the entertainment world was divided into cartoons and not cartoons. One could watch colorful, moving images all day long without having to worry about the trajectory of an alien tentacle monster. The world of porn was divided into Jenna Jameson and Pamela on the yacht. No amateurs, freemium, premium, amateurish, semi-professional bullshit! Then THE dude era began!
Some nerdy fucker invented the internet, and soon enough, things got hectic. Japanese smut soon flooded the XXX pages, proving to a bunch of losers that there’s more sexiness in one Hentai movie than in the whole sucking session of the Baywatch slut. I found out about Hentai and learned to appreciate it due to millions of its fans around the world. Today, I choose to treat all of them with the review on hentaibros.net. Embrace yourself for a tsunami of anime cunts!
What a sentimental intro, don’t you think?!
Yeah, and it’s about to get worse! Do you know what’s the best thing about Hentai websites? Webmasters behind Hentai joints know that they can’t compete with high-end studios and their exclusive videos starring flesh and blood pornstars. The competition is not even on because Hentai is a special porn niche that attracts a certain type of audience. As a result, all Hentai websites have that “let’s make real fans happy,” vibe and that is exactly what I felt the moment I loaded hentaibros.net. Nobody here cares about your filthy money, and it’s freaking amazing!
A thing or two about the design. All videos on hentaibros.net are free, you already figured that out, but I am not seeing any ads. The page is pretty clean, boasting a black background, a couple of categories in the main menu, and still thumbnails. Nothing that would make me go wow, but nothing to annoy me either. Hentaibros.net is simple to the point of being boring, and the logo is some idiotic face with a silly smirk, but I can’t say I hate the design.
The name hentaibros.net is fine too. The only annoying thing so far is that I still haven’t found anything to shit on, and it’s fucking boring. If I don’t dig a major fuck-up anytime soon, this review is gonna turn into one tedious piece of shit!
A couple of things that get on my nerves
What in the world is the point of a search box on a Hentai page? I doubt that anyone on this planet, Asian or not, would come up with a keyword like Chizuru-San Kaihatsu, whatever that fucking means. You have to be a fan, a goddamn connoisseur, to use the search box properly! Hmmm, that’s all that I have found so far in terms of fuck-ups! Hentaibros.net, you should be damn proud! I am in such a good mood today that nothing is too annoying, not even the fact that I wouldn’t be able to find a scene of anal sex on this page, even if my life depended on it!
In a nutshell, all videos on hentaibros.net can be streamed for free, on all devices, without having to worry about ads. I did see a couple of those Skip ads when I tried to play one random flick, but that’s a standard procedure for all tube websites. Hentaibros.net claims to present the Hentai series, which is that shit when you have one protagonist fucking in a number of sequels. Fans get attached to these heroes and then anxiously wait for the next release to find out what happens with the animated fucker and his erect dick. What a load of rubbish!
I am sure that hentaibros.net would like me to mention that the videos on hentaibros.net are uncensored, which is a big fucking deal. On top of that, the page adds fresh content all the time, making the collection bigger and more diverse as we speak. If my calculations are right, hentaibros.net has around 2.2K Hentai videos, but bear in mind that this number keeps getting significantly bigger every day that goes by.
I’m gonna lead the way, and you fuckers follow
Hentaibros.net offers that typical drop-down menu that allows visitors to sort the library by choosing the latest, most viewed, the longest, and so on criteria. I know that Asian smut boasts crazy running time, and I was determined to see if the same applied to Hentai. Swinger Sisters something, hitting and exceeding the 80-minute mark. Some big-titted sluts getting banged in some moldy cellar, and that’s about it. Don’t expect me to get too excited about the content because I am the kind of guy that prioritizes a three-second-long ad featuring a real pussy over a three-hour-long Hentai movie. Just the way I am!
The next thing I wanted to see was the video with the most views. Two thousand views don’t sound too good, but I guess it’s a good number for a niche website that looks as bland as a gangbang scene where neither of the cocks enters the asshole. Four dudes hit the Like button below the most-viewed vid. Wow, a stunning level of popularity!
C’mon now, hentaibros.net! You can do better than that! Spice things up with some hot thumbnails, place an ad somewhere, join a fucking forum, or go to one of those tube pages where webmasters get to upload their stuff and promote it for free. Do something, for Christ’s sake, or your fine website is screwed!
The list of tags is a great addition
This should be your starting point if you want to know more about Hentai, but you don’t have a fucking clue about who’s the best shagger of all ninjas. Ha, there it is – anal! I am dying to see how many ass-banging sessions are on hentaibros.net! Finally, a breath of fresh air! Something to keep me going! Around 650 anal videos is far more than I expected! It looks like the webmaster is more than some nerdy fucker who thinks that the whole world revolves around a pair of bouncy tatas!
What about creampie? Ta-da, over 300 Hentai movies celebrating the moment when a pulsating dong shoots jizz inside a velvety cunt! Over 400 gangbang scenes, 280+ MILF movies, around 50 rimjobs, and around 150 threesomes. What the fuck is this dude talking about, mentioned some crappy rimjob scenes that don’t even hit the 100 mark?! I am reading your freaking mind, realizing that you are nothing but an ungrateful mothafucker! Having enough fapping material for a whole month, maybe even two months, focusing on a certain fetish, and all of that for free is a fucking privilege.
The list of tags on hentaibros.net is not exactly huge, but it is more than enough for some basic filtering. Truth be told, I wasn’t expecting to see a lot of filtering tools, mainly because the content is free and Hentai is already a specific kind of porn, but once again, hentaibros.net surprised me. Another cool thing is that the page does offer diversity, despite the focus being on Hentai. Look at the goddamn tags, and you’ll get my point – lactation, mind control, tentacles, stockings, virgins, urination, and fake train molestation, whatever that shit is! As weird as it gets! Just the way I like it!
The final word
I don’t know a thing about the person behind hentaibros.net, and I don’t give a fuck about whether he’ll like my review or not! However, despite the not giving a fuck ordeal, I have to say that it’s obvious that the webmaster is working his ass off to push this page in the right direction. I opened the blog section, which is one of the latest additions, and saw that new blogs were pushed out every single day, and that speaks a world about hentaibros.net. The site’s library seems to get bigger and better, and it is the best way to succeed in the cruel world of adult biz. Way to go, hentaibros.net!
This is one of those cases where I don’t need to persuade you into anything. Any man who is into Hentai and wants it for free is gonna visit hentaibros.net. One tip before the end – forget about the bland design and focus on what’s important. Content is king, and hentaibros.net is well-aware of that fact. Sayonara!