HentaiASMR sounds like something that probably wouldn’t have existed a decade ago, which is frankly just more evidence that we live in the golden age of pornography. It’s a merging of two fetishes that have exploded in popularity in more recent years, and I’m pretty excited to check it out. I’m so thrilled that I’m getting tingly sensations from my scalp to my dick; could I be having a stroke, or is this just the magic of that Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response they’re talking about?
Whatever the case, I’m determined to experience more of it, and I know I’m not alone. HentaiASMR.moe has been growing in size and popularity lately; thanks to all the free hentai and ASMR fetish videos they’re just straight-up giving away. I’m a sucker for a free orgasm, and while this lacks the hands-on approach of getting blown by a PornDude groupie, there’s a lot of novelty here you don’t necessarily get on the vanilla sex tubes. So let me find my headphones, my bong, and my silicone doll butthole, and we’ll take a closer, more intimate look.
Experience the Magic of HentaiASMR
The past year and a half has been a strange and interesting time for porn, don’t you think? We saw Pornhub take a big hit and delete most of their videos, and we witnessed the incredible rise of OnlyFans only for the company to announce yesterday that they’re banning adult content. Mia Khalifa branched out into the bikini design game, and your old pal ThePornDude launched PornDudeCasting, which is arguably the best premium casting movie site the world has ever seen.
And then you’ve got HentaiASMR.moe, which wasn’t even a registered domain until just a couple of months ago. Hentai may have been around for a while, but it used to be a much deeper niche reserved only for the most hardcore of weeaboos and otaku neckbeards. On the other hand, ASMR didn’t have a name and wasn’t a fetish people chased after until just a few years ago. In some ways, this joint is arguably more high-tech and super-modern than all the virtual reality sites that have been popping up in the past few years.
Though you might not guess that from the setup, the first thing I noticed when I pulled up the site was the old-school vibes. Beneath a simple logo, the motto entices viewers to “Listen to erotic Japanese ASMR in multiple languages.” The rest of the page is populated with thumbnail images for videos with titles like Brain *ape Cosmophilia (Altered State of Consciousness Masturbation), Taking Care of Your Brother Is Your Sister’s Job, and When I Helped a Loose Female Camper, She Secretly Did Something. Tune in for Voice That Is Made Female By Nipple Training While Being Gonzo by Juniors, jerk off to Yuri Sisters Participating In Cohabitation Lori, and then fap yourself to sleep with Virgin-Exclusive Sluts Cheer You to a Happy Creampie.
Hentai isn’t known for its catchy titles, but it sure sounds kinky, and that’s exactly what I like. Porn anime and the skin-tingly audio are both niches on their own, but like any good hentai site, they encompass all kinds of fun and freaky fetishes. A quick trip to the Hentai ASMR Categories area reveals a 28-page picture menu of kinks like Back Washing, Forced Female Body Training, Hypnosis, Taboo, and Traps/Futanari/Otoko No Ko. Crank it to audio of Urination, Socks, Nipple Licking, Farting, and Ruined Orgasms. Honestly, it’s such a weird and wonderful selection that I recommend flipping through the Categories even if you think you already know what you like.
Hentai ASMR by the Thousands
As with many various tubes, you’ll also find a list of HentaiASMR.moe’s most popular tags down at the bottom of the page. These have numbers listed beside each fetish, sex act, or scenario, and holy fucking shit, there’s a lot here. You can crank it while listening to 380 Hypnotic Voice videos, 321 Nonhuman/Monster Girls, and well over 2,000 Internal Cumshots. In addition, there are a few hundred tagged with Verbal Humiliation, a thousand with Ear Cleaning, and a cool 356 filed under Decadent/Immoral.
Altogether, there are over 6,000 videos in the collection. That’s absolutely fucking insane for a website that has only been online for a couple of months, and I wonder just how they’re sourcing all that content. I bet half of you didn’t even know that much Hentai ASMR even existed in the world. Also, looking at the upload dates, it seems like they do large batch uploads instead of a steady trickle of fresh material. The latest material out front was added a couple of days ago, so I imagine they’re about to drop another massive load of the stuff.
So I put on my headphones and pulled up the latest upload, the aforementioned Brain Fuck Cosmophilia. It’s a two-hour video, but as soon as I hit play, I realized something about HentaiASMR: they may be serving up the smut in a video player, but these aren’t videos. You get a thumbnail of some sexy anime slut flashing her beaver or getting fucked by a monster, but the image doesn’t change. So you won’t be watching animated hentai with your ASMR experience.
The Cosmophilia “video” opens with a few minutes of atmospheric music floating around in stereo between my ears. There’s some weird alien singing that comes in around the 8-minute mark, heavily filtered through a tremolo, chorus, and volume-swelling effects. Maybe it’s because I don’t speak Japanese, but this one’s a little hard to beat off to, even if I am getting those weird ASMR tingles. I skipped ahead a bit to find the alien singing interspersed with gasping, moaning, and the wet, squishy rhythm of a woman getting penetrated by something huge.
HentaiASMR is Some Weird, Wild, and Sexy Shit
I figured it might be a little easier to whack off to this stuff if I could understand what they were saying, so I hit that dropdown menu and pulled up their collection of English-language Hentai ASMR. I was a little bummed to find that there is really only a handful of them in English despite the motto about multiple languages. As of this writing, I’ve got my choice of just nine. At least they’re long, with most examples running over an hour. The shortest, Pleasure Training with Sexroid Sophia, is still a good 37 minutes of stereophonic fap fodder.
Personally, I liked the look of the purple-haired, lingerie-clad anime slut in the thumbnail for Friend’s Sister Is a Little Dangerous. This one opens with somebody pouring a drink and the glass clinking around. “Oh? Hello there,” a girl says with a giggle. “Sorry about that! I didn’t know you were sleeping over. Geez, my brother should have told me. I thought you left.”
She offers the listener some hot chocolate, blowing in their left ear to cool it off. “Let me guess, you’re not used to being around women, are you?” A couple of minutes in, she’s “showing” you her boobs, talking about the tent you’re pitching, and offering to take care of it. “I know you can’t sleep with a boner, or are you planning on masturbating in someone else’s house?”
Honestly, the voice acting isn’t the best in the world, but combined with all the whispering, lip-smacking, and dick-slurping noises, I’m pretty fucking turned on. That’s the magic of ASMR, I guess, or at least the magic of Hentai ASMR. “I’m taking out your dick,” she says, happy and excited. And as a guy experienced in getting laid, I can assure you this is a thing that women also say in real life while taking out your dick.
One of the neat gimmicks on the site is that there are download links beneath each video. Some of the links were broken when I visited, though, so I couldn’t save the one I sampled. So I guess I’ll just have to bookmark for now.
I expected HentaiASMR.moe to be a tiny, undeveloped site given how new it is and how new the fetish is. However, I’m pretty fucking blown away by just how vast and diverse the collection is, so it’s absolutely worth checking out if you’re into both hentai and ASMR. The biggest downside at this point is that the vast majority of the content is in Japanese, but again, this is a burgeoning fetish. Keep your eye on this one because I bet the English section will fill out nicely as the site and the niche continues to grow.