Heavy Fetish! Raise your hand if you thought Heavy Fetish would be a website devoted to humping fat chicks? You are going to find a bit of that sweet BBW action going on within the video archives here, but only if it’s the extra kinky shit. “Heavy” here refers not to the weight class of the models but the level of freakiness they’re going for. If you’re looking for vanilla missionary scenes and sad lesbian softcore, you’ve definitely come to the wrong place. Prepare to have your dick stepped on, get your diaper changed, or witness brutal public humiliation beyond your wildest fap fantasies.
HeavyFetish.com is a relatively new site, but they’ve steadily been ramping up in popularity over the last few months. They hit a million visitors in October, and the perverts are still coming fast. It sure sounds like a good gimmick: they’re a free tube specializing in hardcore fetish content. Of course, this isn’t for everybody, but I think you already know that. So you ready for this?
What’s Heavy About This Fetish Tube?
HeavyFetish distinguishes itself from the boring tubes right away. They’ve got an orange on black color scheme that reminds me of Halloween, but it’s the logo that really sets the tone. It’s got a comic-book image of a woman with her eyes rolled back in… what? Is that pain, ecstasy, the stupor of mind control, or something else altogether? Perhaps the secrets are contained in the videos below the oh-faced mascot.
Even without the sexy/terrifying imagery in the header, the video thumbnails themselves let you know what kind of place this is. They’re dealing in an extensive range of kinks. The main criterion for inclusion seems to be a high level of depravity. Other than that, I see fetishes represented from femdom to maledom to everything in between, in so many flavors it’s hard to count. I haven’t even left the front page yet!
I think the default view out front is serving up some of the site’s most popular content because the upload dates are all over the place. There are a couple of extreme face-fucking movies in the top row, along with a dominatrix whipping the fucking hell out of a tatted-up little nymphette. The second row has one of those fat-girl scenes we talked about, a babe stepping on a dude’s restrained cock, and a long vintage BDSM scene starring bound housewives and hairy men.
This site is the kind of place where I could spend the whole damn review just listing the niches and fetishes, so maybe I should point out the outliers. Some of the kinks here are extreme enough that they’re rare even on other fetish tubes. I’m talking about the gross stuff like anal prolapses, blood porn, burial porn, and fart play. There’s vomit porn, drowning porn, and needle porn, and that’s just a typical day around here.
Heavy Fetish even has a whole section devoted to insect porn. The thumbnail’s got a woman’s vagina just crawling with big-ass Madagascar hissing cockroaches. That’ll appeal to any of you who spends all your bitcoin buying illegal bugs on the darknet. A decade ago, I wouldn’t have guessed any part of this paragraph was real, but welcome to the goddamn internet.
Kinky, Freaky, and Really Good
One of the things I noticed right away is that HeavyFetish doesn’t seem to have a lot of bullshit filler. A lot of tubes will accept just any old video of your uncle slapping your aunt with a soft dick or blurry shots of your bunghole in the dark. I knew right away the standards for inclusion were higher here because all the videos share those heavy fetish vibes that make them right at home here.
It’s actually not a secret why the quality control is so damn high here. It’s because they’re paying people for good content. They’re actively paying folks to help grow the site instead of just scraping the other tubes for content or letting people upload whatever bullshit they have in the stray, dusty corners of their hard drives.
If you dig into their Video Content Guidelines, you find a more stringent set of rules than you’re going to find elsewhere. The very first rule is, “The video needs to be extreme in its content. HF is not a tame place.” Videos also need to fall into the HeavyFetish categories, it’s got to be HD if it exists in HD, and the video can’t promote other websites. That means you won’t have to watch a cock torturing movie covered in watermarks for ten different off-brand fetish tubes.
Naturally, they also take moderation seriously here. Everything’s got to be approved before it hits the main video page. The mods and uploaders both seem pretty damn active, though, because HeavyFetish.com has more and more videos every day. It doesn’t have the massive influx of those everything-goes tubes that get hundreds of uploads a day, but it’s a pretty fucking respectable rate for a porn tube with such a tight focus on fetish content. It’s Monday morning, and there have been twenty new videos added in the last 24 hours. Heavy Fetish doesn’t sleep through the weekend.
Fapping to the Weirdest Shit
Where does a porn reviewer even start his fap test on a site with a collection like HeavyFetish.com? Do I lube up and begin my tour with a rough bukkake film, a fat girl getting double-teamed, an ebony foot domination sequence, or a chick in full latex huffing farts through a tube? These aren’t the typical questions I ask myself during my first masturbation session of the week. Well, my first on the clock, anyway.
Maybe I was just feeling weird, but something called Clinical Torments caught my eye. The thumbnail shows some kind of lab situation with latex and implements everywhere. Techno music pounds in the background as a leg-shackled broad is shuffled into the room by her apparent captor. There’s a lot of tension as she’s fondled under a plastic gown, but it is finally removed about halfway through the 10-minute scene.
Without the plastic wrap, we see that the slave girl has a contraption collecting her piss in a bag strapped to her calf. I think it’s pee, anyway, but this girl is dehydrated as hell. Also, I’m kind of wondering now if she has a penis, but it’s unclear through all the shiny translucent material.
Honestly, it’s a pretty fucking difficult scene for me to actually pull my pud to, but I appreciate how high the quality is. It’s streaming smoothly in crisp, clear 1080p. Usually, the kinkier a site is, the more often you have to settle for low-quality videos, but HeavyFetish.com isn’t fucking around. They don’t make their users settle for a half-ass experience.
On a similar note, I didn’t have any spam slipping through my adblocker during my visit. And again, the rare nature of fetish movies means a lot of the kink tubes will blow up your goddamn browser with pop-ups and pop-unders when you’re just trying to watch a lady get tied to a rack and fucked by a machine. Heavy Fetish seems to genuinely care about the user experience, which is one of the primary keys to maintaining a popular porn site, whether you’re charging for it or not. (For other tips on building an online porn empire, don’t forget to check out PornWebmasters.com!)
Heavy Fetish also hooks their users up with downloads. Lately, you never know if you’re going to get downloads anywhere anymore, so I always look for the feature on any site I’m reviewing. Beneath each video page, you’ll find a range of links in all the different resolutions, so take your pick. I don’t like to settle for anything less than HD, so I feel really well taken care of.
Now, if you’re a freaky sort of deviate, HeavyFetish.com is going to make you feel well taken care of. You’ll feel like your cage is always kept relatively clean, and your water changed pretty often, though your master may want to give you some punitive whipping from time to time. The collection here is deep and spans through some of the kinkiest fetishes and niches you’ll find, with a beautiful and efficient presentation that’ll keep you coming back for more strange orgasms.