Hard Sex Tube! Talk about a free for all! I’ve seen many sites in my time and this one takes the medal for sure! I’m talking about a little site called Hardsextube.com, a site that in its hay day was one of the top tube sites out there. They ranked in the top 100 porn sites if I remember correctly and, I remember correctly. They had literally millions of videos and they were ranging from amateur, and when I say amateur I mean amateur to the hilt to videos that were as raw as they can get. The videos were uploaded by the users themselves along with the admins of the site. To go from that to this…they deserve a medal. Stay with me, I’ll explain.
First of all, this site is all over the place. Me personally, I adore these types of sites since they have no structure to them whatsoever and they are something I call “rogue” sites, or “orphan” porn sites, sites that were left to wander the vast space of the Internet in search of love, affection and…organic traffic. Good luck with that. The site’s homepage is filled with thumbs of the videos and hashtags. That’s it. There are three options: videos, tags, and webcams. I didn’t expect the webcams one to work but I was redirected to LiveJasmin.com. Okay. Seeing how Hard Sex Tube fell on its back, it’s hard for me to understand why Live Jasmin is affiliated with them, but I’ll leave this topic alone. I can already feel the red dot on my forehead pointed at me by the Illuminati. Hail Lucifer! Leave me alone, will ya…
The videos themselves are randomly scattered across the homepage and when I say randomly, I mean, none of the videos have a title to them. So if I came the next time on the site and wanted to check out that one clip that got me going, I’d have to check out video-87842, and that’s assuming I remembered the URL of it. Unbelievable! The title doesn’t have to be fancy or anything but holy smokes, at least place a default title or something. Brunette fucked hard cock, how hard is that? All of this is an indicator that something’s going on. I know what’s going on but keep on reading, I’m building suspense, just wait for it.
What I absolutely adored about the site was the fact that it had no video filters what so ever. Almost half of the videos that I clicked on had a watermark stroll effortlessly across the screen during the action and at times, I wondered if some of the vids were legal to be played. There were in-scene adds for escorts and Snapchat bitches that just isn’t supposed to be there. So guys, If you want a porn vid and an escort or a Snapchat biatch on your dick, Hardsextube.com has you covered.
The search bar is working. Thank you, Jesus. The catch is that you have to enter a hashtag and you will be directed to a line of videos that has that hashtag. Medical precision this Hardsextube is. If I wanted to find a video that had a long tail KW, to my surprise, they had it! So I entered “painful anal crying”, for research sake, and there they were, weird as fuck videos waiting to be played, just once, so I gave them that. The one I chose was an amateur video, grabbed from PornHub, 21 minutes long in great quality. Then, I clicked on this other one, with a dude holding a cane and it was all pixelated and grainy. I wasn’t sure if he was holding a cane or a dildo so I wanted to adjust the quality. Guess what? That cane remained pixelated for the remainder of the video. What you get is what you get. No quality adjustments of the video. I love how damaged this site is, I LOVE IT!
By now, this was a disaster but not a complete one. Like I said, I like these orphan sites since they do have value to them. The value is that the video selection is compiled of the ones that you will not see on other sites or at least not as their main attraction. These are the forgotten ones, the videos that you are searching for after binge-watching porn and you get sick and tired of the same old, same old. Suggestion, head on to Hardsextube.com and you will get the selection of porn videos that will stir your imagination. The videos play well, no buffering crap or anything like that. You should consider this site as an insta-jerk site. You come in, pop one off and leave. Pretend like it never happened. Then, when the urge hits you again, rinse and repeat.
Now like I said, Hardsextube has something going on with it. You know that feeling when you see a girl who seems hot but there’s just something off about her, well, Hardsextube is that girl. A one-time hot piece of ass, that got rejected and cast to the side for a bigger and better thing, a little site called Gotporn.com. Gotporn.com was once Hardsextube.com and it was used as a platform to grow into a swan that it is now, thanks to Hardsextube’s back. These are the leftovers that were hard to get rid of because, as you can see, it still has some kick-ass videos and it’s just fun to browse around it because you never know what your gonna get. Even though I can’t consider this tube site as a full product, I have affection for castaways like Hardsextube and as a professional reviewer, I’d give this site a solid grade since it can still kick other tubes’ asses easily, even with all the bugs that it has. A wound is not a sign of weakness, it is a sign of strength when you soldier on regardless of the pain. Keep that in mind when you search for #Snapchat on Hardsextube.