I read the title to Hade Sex wrong the first time I saw the link, and I thought it was going to be a paysite documenting some dude’s adventures as he Had Sex (dot com). Turns out I was only partially right: there are actually a lot of people having sex here, but it won’t cost you a dime to watch. Considering how high my masturbation budget runs some months, that suits me just fine. The only question was, how would their stash compare to other free libraries of smut out there?
There’s a decent chance you’ve rubbed out a few loads to HadeSex.com, as they’ve grown pretty fucking popular since their launch about a year ago. They’re pulling well over 10 million visitors a month these days, which is impressive for a brand this young. The site is a porn search engine directing viewers to videos around the web, and today seemed like a good day to go digging through the stacks they’re piling up. Now, where’d I put that bottle of lotion I just picked up?
Sluts Having Sex at Hade Sex
When I first pulled up HadeSex, I really thought it was another anything-goes free tube. By that expectation, it wasn’t the flashiest free tube I’ve visited lately, though I wouldn’t call it half-baked or ugly. They’ve got a simple logo of a red-lipped mouth with its tongue out, a search bar at the top of the screen, and the wall of thumbnails you expect to see on any free video site. Clutter is kept to a minimum; there’s no spam slipping through my adblocker right away, nor excess icons and wordage around all those little images.
Once I started clicking around a little, the true nature of the joint revealed itself. They’re indexing dirty movies from a range of free tubes around the web. It seemed like my initial excursions sent to me to the same platforms over and over. I ended up with a bunch of tabs open on tubes like TXXX, ABXXX, HDZog, and VJAV. HadeSex has a list of a couple dozen Tube Friends where I think they’re drawing content from, but it doesn’t have any really big brands like Pornhub, xHamster, or XVideos.
I was a little bit surprised by what seemed like a relatively slim list of sites, especially since they left out some of the biggest sources of free adult content. Whatever the case, they’re certainly not hurting for material. There are hundreds of thousands of free pornos here, maybe even millions. I couldn’t find a full count, but they’ve got 20,000 Ebony movies, 40,000 with Facials, 50,000 filed under Blowjob and nearly 200,000 tagged with Ass. You don’t have anywhere to be today, do you?
Since they’re pulling so many videos from so many sources, it kind of goes without saying that you’ll find a nice mix of amateur and professional content, plus stuff that blurs the lines between the two. Within minutes of landing, I saw unknown faces getting creamed on side-by-side with major brands like Brazzers, Blacked, 21Sextury, Digital Playground and a lot more.
Fapping to This and Jacking to That
Most free tubes roll with front-page selections of new videos, featured ones, and whatever users are currently watching right this second. Hade Sex is a search engine, not a tube, so they take a different approach. They’ve used this space instead to show off their pornographic versatility, as they’ve got a killer range of perversion going on.
The front-page thumbnail pics direct Hade Sex visitors to the search engine’s most popular categories. They list the quantity of vids under each niche, including those sky-high digits I mentioned earlier. They’ve got it all, from vanilla standards like Threesomes and Big Tits to kinkier fare like Foot Fetish, Voyeur and Shemale Fucks Male movies.
The full HadeSex.com Categories index is an even deeper dive into porn subcategories, with hundreds of semi-obscure entries like Danish, Leggings, Pregnant and Sharking. It’s long enough to be a little unwieldy, so I’d recommend using the search bar if you’ve got your own deep niche you want to explore. Still, I love to see this menu because it lets me know the overall HadeSex catalog is well organized, meaning you can find what you want with little effort. Contrast this with any site that drops the ball on tagging.
Their Pornstars list is an even more sprawling production, with thousands of entries on one long-scrolling page. The page would be a little more useful with pictures, so you could browse by prettiness, but regular porn viewers will likely recognize some names as they scroll through. It’s safe to say that you’ll find just about every major pornstar fucking and sucking around here, not to mention plenty of girls you’ll be whacking off to for the first time. If you enjoy yourself, hey, it sure doesn’t have to be your last!
Show Me to the Pornos, Please
After poking around HadeSex.com for a while, it was time to get down to business, and by business, I mean lubing up and stroking while I keep clicking around with one hand. With hundreds of thousands of movies to choose from, I wasn’t sure where to start, but I already had a hankering for some of the material I’d seen out front. Between the step fantasies, the cosplay cuties and the butt sex, I had my work cut out for me.
I couldn’t resist the gorgeous chick giving a tit job in the thumbnail for Hade Sex’s Smoking section, so I started there. Truth be told, she wasn’t smoking a cigarette and I actually thought I was heading to Latin aisle until I got there. Hade Sex has over 2200 films with this tag alone, but fortunately, I was able to find that same busty, big-eyed beauty on the first page.
I’m not sure where the 7-minute flick originally came from, but the babe in question is Beverly Paige. HadeSex.com sent me over to HDZog to watch the movie, which opened with Paige introducing herself and showing off her massive jugs. She’s a thick, natural beauty with an adorable face, and she can sure suck a dick, too! Maybe that smoking body is why the scene’s tagged with smoking, because nobody lit up during the action.
After watching Paige for a few minutes, I went back to HadeSex to click on another thumbnail that had caught my eye. This time, the search engine sent me to ABXXX to watch Aletta Ocean play with herself. This time, I know exactly why it’s filed away in the Smoking section: the scene is called Aletta Ocean Is A Smoking Hot Brunette With Big Tits Who Just Likes To Masturbate, Every Day. Descriptive!
HadeSex.com nails its function as a porno search engine, but it’s not without its flaws. Namely, this is one of the spammiest platforms I’ve reviewed in recent weeks. Ad providers and adblocker makers are in a constant cat-and-mouse game, so it’s possible I just visited on a bad day for my plugin, but I had a lot of extra tabs to close as I made my way between pages and movies. It’s not a huge deal and I would argue it’s a fair price for all this free fap fodder, but I pity the fool who steps inside without a condom slipped over their browser. (Check out my section on Useful Software here at ThePornDude if you need some recommendations!)
Spam is expected on any free site, and you’ll often get hit with a heavier blast of the stuff on sites with killer selections. HadeSex.com falls into this category with one of the biggest, widest ranges of material I’ve seen recently. That extensive menu of free dirty movies around the web is the site’s main and only real draw, but it’s probably the best draw you can even offer in this field. If you’re looking to bust a nut and don’t want to pay for it, you’ll definitely be able to find something to shake your dick at here.