I spent the morning in Voyeur House TV’s forum, and it’s given me a lot of insight into the main site and their live peeping-tom cams. Message boards on any porn site can be a really hit-or-miss affair, and I’d say that most of the time they’re missing. This one has a bit more going for it, so it ain’t just the same gaggle of perverts talking about how hard the boobies make them and begging for sexual favors from pornstars who would never read their messages. Some sites establish a forum on the side just to make their empire look a little bigger, but what’s the fucking point if it’s a ghost town? Thankfully, that ain’t the case here.
Voyeur-House.TV is one of the more popular premium voyeur sites on the internet, so there’s a good chance you’ve already seen it or read my review of the joint here at ThePornDude. They consistently get well over 10 million visits every month, which tells you a lot about what must be going on in those cammed-up apartments full of sexy people. The forum doesn’t get quite as much traffic, but certainly gets enough to keep it interesting. This message board is arguably a perfect compliment to the site, so let’s get right into it, shall we?
Peer into the Voyeur-House TV Forum
From the outside, the Voyeur-House forum doesn’t look like much. That’s largely a result of the format, as discussion boards just don’t typically have the visual pizzaz and cum-drenched imagery of your average porn site. Besides the simple VHTV Forum logo in the corner, the entire rest of the menu page consists of text only. If you’re illiterate, you’re going to miss out immediately. Even if you can read, though, there ain’t much that hints at the real perversion within. As I type this up, there’s a thread listed on the front page about the Best Butt on VHTV, but nothing else is remotely suggestive.
One thing that is apparent right away is all the activity this place gets. Unlike those boring, empty website forums I mentioned in the intro, this place is fucking hopping. Threads with recent posts are listed along the right side of the screen, and I see dozens of them updated in just the last hour alone. As I type this up, there have been half a dozen posts in just the last ten minutes.
As with pretty much any forum on the internet, save for the shittiest low-effort shitholes, the VHTV Forum is broken down into a handful of subforums. I think they do a good job limiting the subs to relevant topics, so you don’t have to scroll through a sprawling list just to find one that you might be interested in. They’ve got the usual General Discussion, Feedback and News boards you find anywhere else, plus topics more specific to Voyeur-House.TV, like Video Archive Requests, a Wiki, and an Apartments Discussion subforum.
The main site is really good at teasing the content to non-members who might stop by for a look, the ultimate goal being to guide your towards a paid membership. Likewise, the forum can be perused for free without a membership. If you do choose to sign up for an account, they’ll steer you toward one of their paid memberships, but you can also sign up for a free account. I’m writing this review from the perspective of a visitor just swinging by without any kind of VHTV account, just to let you know what all the cheapskates, bums, as well as paying members can see.
Damn, That’s a Lot of Chatter
Looking at that column of recent posts, it’s clear that most of the activity on the Voyeur House forum is clustered in the Apartments Discussion board. You can learn a lot from the wisdom of crowds, and this didn’t seem like a situation where they’d steer me wrong. If anything, I hoped to find some legit fap fodder in there. I clicked my way inside.
The threads in this sub are all devoted to VHTV participants, usually as couples but occasionally as singles or threesomes. The most recent post was a few minutes ago in the Mira and Henry thread, which already has a whopping 23.6 thousand comments. Holy fucking shit!
Each thread includes a couple helpful links at the top of the page, leading you to relevant sections of the main Voyeur-House.tv site. One brought me to a live cam view, where I was able to peer into one of the free cams in the house. As I type this up, Mira and Henry look to be having a small gathering, as there are four people in the living room watching TV. The other link lead me to the Mira and Henry archive, where I saw a ton of tantalizing thumbnails of the duo getting their fuck on. Unlike the free living room cam, though, all of the videos here were locked down, with a prompt to sign up any time I clicked one.
The comments are a discussion that’s already 24k posts deep, and I’ll be honest, I fucking hate the presentation. If you’re a regular on just about any online forum, you probably will, too. Instead of breaking up the conversation into multiple pages and putting the newest shit first, they put the oldest shit first and lay it out all on one endlessly scrolling page. My browser window was too narrow at first, so I didn’t even see the date slider along the right sidebar. That slider makes navigation easier, but goddamn, what a clunky setup!
As inconvenient as the layout is, it’s worth the pain if you want to get in on the discussion. The threads let you chat with other users live about what’s happening on the Voyeur House cams. Earlier, they thought Henry was only going to have beer bottles for company tonight, but now everybody’s hoping that other chick throws some pussy his way. I took another look at the free live cam, and while everyone’s still in their clothes, they look a little livelier than they did a few minutes ago. Hopefully they stay in the living room if they have a foursome!
Honestly, I think a chat window would be a better choice than a forum for this purpose. It’d be more immediately accessible to the average user, and there’s not really much sense in archiving every single fucking message pertaining to a live feed. I can’t imagine anybody ever needing to scroll through the archives to find the moment somebody asked for a participant’s name a year ago. It’d save everybody a lot of time, effort and bandwidth to roll out a better discussion format.
Anything Else to See?
I think the live discussions about the Voyeur-House cams are the main draw of the forum, but there are other things worth taking a look at. The News forum, for example, regularly runs premium subscription giveaways. The regular price is about what you’d pay for any other paysite, like Brazzers or my own PornDudeCasting, but this’ll give you an opportunity to save some cash if you’re one of the lucky winners. I’m always a sucker for a freebie, especially when I can jack off to it.
The Wiki section is also worth a look if you want a little more info on the participants, their pets and significant guests. Honestly, I was hoping for a little bit more background info, because there’s only so much you can glean from the live videos. At the end of the day, though, most of you are only here to watch them fuck, so I guess it doesn’t matter all that much. It’s not like PornDudeCasting, where I ask a bunch of questions before banging a chick on my couch. Different format, you see.
The Voyeur-House.tv forum is something of a niche within a niche, because it’s only going to appeal to some of Voyeur House’s fans. At the same time, it’s more informative and useful than your average paysite discussion board. My only real complaint is that those long-ass thread pages can be unwieldy as fuck. It seems like they may have built the forum when the site was much smaller and less popular, because it just doesn’t work well with the current volume of comments. That said, it’s the only place to get in on the conversation.