The internet is full of weirdos, which is understandable. At first, it was Facebook, and people posted pictures there. Then it was Instagram, with the shitty live options and stories. And then, Tinder came into play. Now, of course, we have dating sites for people who enjoy bondage and other fetish kinds of stuff. And Fetster.com is just one of them. It’s basically a dating community that’s free, and here you can find a partner who enjoys the same type of shit that you do, making your search for sinning much easier. If this sounds interesting to you, then read this review through, because I won’t write it again. It’s enough that I have to consume BDSM shit on a daily basis already.
The homepage
When you get on Fetster.com, you’ll notice that it is not just your ordinary dating site. Not even regular BDSM dating site. When you enter Fetster.com, you’ll see that it has so many different options and things listed on it. It’ll make your head spin for a moment. Instead of looking like a dating site, it seems like some sort of a government document that’s giving you instructions on how to avoid getting killed by foreign secret services or something like that. If this is already a dating site, then you want to go for a relaxed atmosphere, not a horror movie ambient. And what’s with the black color? Yeah, yeah, this is a fetish dating site. But if it looks so suspicious, then I don’t want to go near it, you know? Just, uh, make some changes in your design, and then give it back to your audience. That way, it can seem warmer and relaxed. Not like there’s a goth chick with a casket waiting for me at the entrance gates of an old French castle.
Navigation
The options really aren’t complicated once you get familiar with them. Even though Fetster.com is a dating site, it really functions similarly to Facebook as well. You have the events and the posts. You have the pictures and the videos. And you also have the members, and the forum, and everything else that you can possibly imagine. Instead of coming here to date people, you might as well come here to buy people, because that’s the kind of vibe I’m getting from this place. I mean, I’m not really a BDSM fan, but even the elements that I like are not this dark. But seriously, maybe I’m making some assumptions as well. I mean, I came onto a fetish dating site, what the hell was I expecting?
You can’t really see anything until you register, but the options are there always, and waiting for you. They are always right at the top of Fetster.com, and it’s easy to find them. To get lost, you really have to be dumb as a brick, but if you’re already on Fetster.com, then you have some brains. I mean, because you already cut the chase for your perfect partner, and you just moved on to a place where everybody’s weird in your kind of way, right? That’s just something that I concluded, but I could be wrong.
But realistically, the options are pretty good. If you’re looking for a site that really worries about its ‘customers’ and visitors, then you can’t go wrong with Fetster.com. The options are beautiful and refreshing, and they also give you browsing freedom. As well as the freedom in finding your own partner, of course. So when you combine all of the elements, even though it has that Scooby-Doo vibe, Fetster.com is actually one of the greatest sites for dating that I’ve ever seen in my time.
The perks
The perks you don’t even have to explain. I mean, there are so many perks on Fetster.com. First of all, you have the whole dating option of the site, which makes things seem fresh. Unlike the dungeons where BDSM people gather to have sex, of course. Those places always seem so abandoned. But, anyway, aside from the dating prospect, you also get exciting things as well. It’s not like Tinder, where you just go hunting for matches. No, here you even look at exciting things like the events (don’t go to those, they’ll kill you), videos, posts, and whatnot. And you also get the forum as well. Now combine all of that with the fact that you’re getting it for free. And that instantly takes away your right to complain. You don’t like it? Move somewhere else. Fetster.com is a really great site, and it’s free, so if you’re going to be a choosing beggar, you might as well get lost.
The content
Unfortunately, you cannot really access the content unless you have an account, but that’s okay. Privacy issues and whatnot. Or, as they always like to depict goth people in TV shows – being secretive. I mean, if all of you really remember Scooby-Doo, then you also remember that every villain had a pretty cool mask, and all the places looked Gothic and shady, like all the time. Dark castles, abandoned houses, creepy highways… Now that’s also how I imagine the events on Fetster.com since that’s the first thing on their content list.
You also cannot see the pictures and videos as well, but I imagine those to be posts from other people where they’re either naked, or they’re maybe recording their dungeons, and whatnot. Kind of like how you get an insight into a villain’s mind and his living space during a cartoon, you know. And it’s fascinating, like – where did you get all of this fetish equipment? How the hell do you own a dungeon? Where’s ya mother? Do you have a nana that’s still living? These are all difficult questions that we have to live with every day, and I’m willing to explore them until the day I die.
So all in all, you really don’t get to view any type of content until you register. So if you wish to become even more familiar with the site, you might as well quickly become a member, because even I’m tempted to see what the hell is going on there. I just don’t want Fetster.com to get connected to my email address, because god forbid I get an email during a lunch with my family. My mother would probably disown me. They know that I’m successful, but they generally just think that I’m a regular copywriter, so yeah — all in all, no registration, no content.
Registration and conclusion
Now before I conclude this review, let me just tell you a couple of things about the registration process. The process is literal chaos. Fetster.com literally demands every single tiny detail about you. They start with the state that you live in, then your city and they ask you about your identity. And then, they demand to know what you want to find here. Like, I get that you literally must have privacy issues, but dude, seriously? You can’t question me like you’re the FBI and then wonder why nobody knows about your site. And everything started great. I was really liking this site. It’s not that I don’t like it anymore, but I just hate complicated nothings. No one’s going to locate your visitors just because they love wearing black latex boots, for fuck’s sake. Like, stop being so protective for a bit. You remind me of my buddy’s uncle. He always tries to be protective of his family but ends up looking like a complete jackass every single time.
All in all, I don’t want to be a dipshit, but I do appreciate Fetster.com. The organization is excellent, and the options are good. I don’t know about the content, but it’s mostly posted by people, so that has to be cool too. All in all, if you want a fantastic site to spend your time on, then visit this one. The design is horrible, and it’ll take ya ages to register, but you’ll still have some great time on it.