When is the last time you visited the Fap House now that you have been wandering on the internet to look for the best stuff to float your sunk boat? Back up, dumbass! I am not referring to your auntie’s place, where you are not allowed to fuck your (+18)teen cousin, leading you to the bathroom to rub out load after load. (Chill, son, I just know how painful it is to not fuck a hot cousin. Fap House is a premium site that has ridiculously made a grand entrance in the porn industry, getting up to over a million visits daily a couple of months after its debut – any smut peddler must be jealous.
One thing I have realised about smut sites is that these never want or never know how to make desperate wankers fucking fill up their old gym socks in hot cum. You will find renowned premium smut sites giving the bottom-of-barrel shit; something Fap House was able to crack after their grand entrance; this priceless dungeon offers full-length pornos from many sources at one price. Who is not a sucker for good deals? Especially that one that will make your morning fap session productive?
If you are a lonely pervert who will never have a glimpse of a real wet pussy, not even from a bimbo from a dating app, where else would you rather be to have your moods cheered this weekend if not at Fap House?
What parody can beat porn parody?
Who the fuck doesn’t know what it’s like to lust on a fictional character? You are just there watching different action scenes, and you cut just control that fantasy fucking that comic book character, superhero or cannot get her out of your head. You dream of having a real superhero hardcore sex with her every day. It might be Chun-li or Catwoman from Streetfighter, with her vivacious sexy body, large and beautifully perfect perky tits Laura Croft from Tomb Raider – we can’t just get to the end; these excellent cock suckers, can we?
Fap House/parody is a paradise of porn parodies where you will fap the shit out of your balls to the content that you fucking want of your favourite franchise superhero characters. They include Hell’s kitchen and Fallout or even politics (don’t be amused if you get to watch lots of Donald Trump or Vladimir Putin penises). Parodies have been iconic in the porn business because how on earth could you have thought of mixing TV shows and movies with a whole lot of titties and asses? It’s just iconic, damn!
Porndude, why should I pay for a premium parody whereas I can get it for free?
How I wish you were less of a fucking all-around degenerate that I have ever come across because I would never come across such dumb questions. How long will you be beating to hogwash sites which will never pat some coins to the same starlets you’re beating off meat to? Free tubes will never trickle shit to Marvel Studios, and your star bitch might not spread her snatch again for you to fap to.
Another thing, dumbass, it is only if you don’t mind the Nintendo quality that provides these shitty smut sites. The source of any porn is damn important. Honestly, if you fucking search for any Star Wars movie from any free tube site, you gonna find it, but they look like shit. There’s no way you will beat it to a quality less than 4K ultra-HD. Do you even want some pain-in-the-ass highlight reel or a full movie? Anyway, you assholes can be weird, and it will not be a wonder watching you fap GIFs-sized clips. Whether you’ll turn a deaf ear as you have always done, the truth is premium sites give you premium experiences. No spam or buffering issues. If a few bucks aren’t worth this, have at it and have fun wanking to cheap-ass shit.
Orgasmic thumbnails
Why the fuck would you even think about fapping to content that you hadn’t had the privilege of seeing the preview? Some tube sites just suck! I just remembered how you losers suck at everything; the reason bitches will never look your way – ending up as the chokers in the pornosphere. Out of that! The preview images and thumbnails at Fap House add an inner excitement to your fap session. They are organised in steamy photos which are in uniform sizes. The movie titles and the descriptions will make you want to choke that meat at that particular moment. The thumbnails have already given you the idea of what to expect when you click on a specific video.
Other than the enthralling thumbnails like “Perfect Assed Busty Nurse Ratched gives her patient a passionate Blowjob”, the flicks duration will also mesmerise you. Bro, these are unlike the clips you used on free tube sites. Here they are full length, up to 30 minutes or 1 hour. Sperm banks should know this and get all these gallons of cum. You can hover around many choices; the tagged HD means you will get a high-definition resolution. The studio that created each video is indicated, too; therefore, you can know that this video comes from MYLF, Nerds of Porn, JAVHD, et cetera.
Tons of parodies to enjoy
Dude, I always tell you I have come across all sorts of atrocities and antics in the pornosphere and motherfucker when it comes to parody porn, there is not enough content as compared to other genres. The sites don’t have a good spread when it comes to movies and shows, and they offer few spoofs for two to three films or shows. Ever had the chance to hold a titty without a nipple? I guess not coz even a perfect real titty is hard for you to come across. Now parody porn for a show or a movie that you have never watched or one that you are not particularly into is pointless. The joy of watching parody is your lust for characters, a longing that has been building for days, months or years.
On entering the Fap House parody area, you don’t have to worry about getting tittiless-boob content. You are presented with different videos – plenty kinds of videos and a plenty mix of TV series and movies. The titles are fucking interesting, and the funny bit is that you’ll find out that you had an idea you would be interested in some of the porn spoofs.
Alongside the variety in content is quantity. You’re, of course, not interested in a site that you’ll fap to its content ins extinction. Deep down, you know you want content you’ll fap to, and all the sperm banks in your locality will be jealous. Fap House Parody doesn’t give a damn about copyright and budgetary concerns – a common case with most parody tube sites, and therefore moron, you’ll have a ton of videos to fap to and enjoy. Additionally, if you are used to getting a half-assed 2-page long list of videos to gamble the shit you want to wank to, Fap House has over five pages of videos… well over 250 full-length scenes. Damn! Someone might never get out of their rooms fapping to this shit. The videos seem to be well cast with these bitches looking like the characters they play, and the fucking is bomb. Expect nothing less of this hombre.
The design
The yellow crown, of course, gives you the royal approach. On visiting the site, you can already see that it is well organised. At the top is a huge slide show that shows you what has been trending and the latest treats. These idiots even have an adult version squid game. How exhilarating! In fact, how timely and creative? What do I say, hombre? Fap House! All of the site’s assortment is displayed on the main page. That is Parody Videos, Popular, and Newest, among others. The pagination allows you to navigate the entire number of pages. The massive repository will have you drooling.
Conclusion
Morons, I have always told you that I will never judge you to what fetish makes your boat float. If you are attracted to the characters in movies and TV shows and the fantasy of having them blowing that ugly dick has you turned on, Fap House Parody will have you spend that boring weekend in the basement choking that meat a million times. Dude, what are you waiting for? Delve here! Moron!