A website such as this one surely can’t be that fun, or can it? One of these days, I’m just going to get fed up with boring pages such as this one since they bring literally nothing to the table. The porn industry needs to step their game up because. Honestly, people simply want more and more. Sure, I’m not gonna ask for some revolutionary shit, like virtual reality porn that you can feel and smell (even though people are probably making something like that at this very moment) but you know, you need to step your game up. As soon as I see that basic page design I get pissed off, as I am at this moment quite sure that I am not going to find anything interesting in here. Faapy.com looks like it doesn’t pack heat, but we will soon find out that it actually does.
The design of the page
So, let’s talk about the looks here. I mentioned that this page looks basic as fuck, and obviously, this is the cold, hard truth. We don’t like designs like this around here, and if we do end up liking them somehow, then they are to be done in a completely different manner. If a page looks simple, I want it to be very easy to navigate, and I want it to be “tasty” if you catch my drift. However, you will notice that Faapy.com is none of those things. It looks like a low-budget PornHub, which sucks, to be honest. You need to be yourself when it comes to these things. It’s extremely important.
Faapy is not one of those overly simplified pages yo usee all over the internet where the owners of the page don’t even bother posting videos to the page itself, but rather, they just spam links all over and hope that they will get some decent traffic, and I regret giving them even that little bit of traffic I gave them, but oh well, I don’t need to be that bad guy all the time. Who would say that The Porn Dude is spiteful? Faapy.com looks fine, but it’s not good enough for me to say that it is anything above average. Let’s move on to things that are more important, though.
Works like a charm
You know what works great on this page, though? The fuckin’ player! Man, nearly all of the videos here are posted in HD or 4k. So many of them that in fact, you usually don’t even get an option to view videos in less than 720p! That’s amazing, right? Well, no. Honestly, it’s a stupid idea. I get it, you’re trying to boast, or as the youth today would say, you’re trying to “flex.” Woo-hoo, look at me, my videos are HD. Sure thing, HD videos are nice, but why would you leave some videos without an option to watch them in a quality below 720p? That’s fucking stupid, and some of us have a slow internet connection, but guess what? We still want to watch porn, and you’re making that experience much more painful for us this way, so you really need to think about your choices Faapy.com. You need to keep your customers in some way.
However, the player seems to load these videos in somewhat decent speed, even in 720p, and in 4K as well, which is cool if you have a neat internet connection, but not all people have this. You get an option to make the videos go full screen, and you may change the volume, so it’s all standard stuff in here. Also, I would have to mention that I get little to no ads popping up on my screen when I used the player. You know when you try to rewind or to increase or lower the volume or something, and you get all of these ads popping up in your screen and just straight up fucking your experience up? Things like that aren’t a rare occasion, and luckily, they don’t occur on Faapy.com as the creators of the page probably have the same idea behind their website as me. ThePornDude doesn’t like ads, and for this reason, I don’t have any on my website.
They simply aren’t necessary! The guys at Faapy.com have realized this, and they made it so that there are no annoying ads here. You get your standard porn ads with short video previews on the side of the page, but that’s about it. No one is mad about these ads, and not even the high-on-testosterone porn dude cares about these things, as they are completely irrelevant to anyone with an IQ above room temperature, and luckily, I am smart enough to ignore these things.
Am I just wasting my time?
A lot of porno pages would like you to sign up so they could rack their stats up or something. They promise you faster streaming for completely free and bullshit like that and honestly you shouldn’t give these people not even a second of your precious time, as they are liars. What I like about Faapy.com is the fact that this page is all up in your face, telling you exactly how it is. Faapy says that “in porn they trust,” and I have only one response to that: In Faapy we trust!
Even their logo bounces around and shit…that means I gotta believe them, right? Let’s talk about the sign-up process. It’s quick, it’s neat, and they don’t give you empty promises. No, you won’t be able to download your videos faster, and the streaming won’t be faster either, but hey, at least you get to talk to the people who belong to the vibrant Faapy.com community. It’s pretty neat, I guess.
So uh…the Signup form. First off, you’re going to come up with a username and then, you’re going to have to come up with a password. After typing it in, you’ll re-type it. Then you give the bros at Faapy.com your email, and after confirming you are not a robot, you are ready to go! Simple as that, really? So, are you wasting time by creating an account? Honestly, yeah. Who the hell wants to interact with perverts on the internet anyway? Well, you probably want to, seeing as you’re reading a ThePornDude article, you surely don’t mind peeking inside the mind of a huge sexual degenerate!
Chopped up like a pizza
What’s chopped up like pizza? Well, Faapy, obviously. There are loads of sections and categories in here, and they are quite neat, so you need to check them all out if you want to get a decent experience out of Faapy. There are all kinds of porn here. The usual stuff is here, lesbian content, massages, latinas, group sex, gang bangs, videos with feet in them, big booty bitches, anal sex, Asians, and so on.
Now, there is also some weird shit in here as well, such as 3D porn (which doesn’t have to be inherently fucked up but it is fucked up quite often as it pretty much only exists to bring screwed-up fantasies to life, so be prepared to see videos of girls getting fucked by orcs, monsters and all kinds of things that shouldn’t be fucking human girls if you check this section out) and foot fetish porn. Next, there is also something brand new in here, which is the VR Porn section. Things like VR porn are becoming more and more popular lately because, apparently, these virtual reality headsets are quite cheap nowadays (some are quite literally made out of cardboard), and so, people use them for porn (and gaming, I guess, but porn is obviously more important).
Then you will notice that there are sections such as the “famous” section which contains the videos with the most views and the highest popularity. Then there is the top rated section which has the best videos according to the people of Faapy, and there is also a section dedicated to live sex.
All in all, you’re just another perv in the wall…
Faapy.com doesn’t appear to be anything too special, and that’s fine. None of us have to be special snowflakes. Trying too hard to be special is something that is quite awful. Faapy is like that old, reliable childhood friend. Except for the fact that Faapy brings you free HD porn and your friend brings you, love, I guess. Maybe your “trustworthy friend” bought you porn back in the day or something? Maybe there isn’t that much of a difference?