Ah, vintage porn at Erotic Age! This term adopts a different meaning depending on who is reading it. See, porn or rather depictions of sexual acts has been around since the civilization of mankind. You’ve certainly seen them in sculptures, erotic artwork, and paintings going back hundreds of years. The human race has been perverted since the beginning of time. However, if I may give y’all fucks a bit of history, the first porn novel was published in 1748 and things pretty much went downhill from there. That novel (Fanny Hill) kinda opened the porn floodgates and paved the way for smut as we know it today. Needless to say, erotic literature is very much around and has actually experienced a resurgence since the publication of 50 Shades of Grey which any self-respecting individual knows about. See, porn has existed as long as the human race!
However, the first porn movie was actually shot around the same time that motion film was invented. It’s like people suddenly realized that they wanted to watch other people fucking which ultimately gave rise to the Golden Era of porn which ran from around 1960s to the late 1980s. Of course, porn has only gotten better since then. See where I’m headed with this? Vintage porn can have a different meaning for different people.
Whatever your definition of vintage porn is, I’m about to introduce a site that has dug deeper to bring you a different standard of beauty and give you a taste of how girls looked like while fucking on camera back in the day. Now, are you down to explore and dive deep into the history of porn? If yes, welcome to my in-depth review of Eroticage.net or simply EroticAge, a fucking awesome porn site that brings you the best of 60s and 70s erotica for your fapping pleasure. Let’s get it.
So, what the fuck is EroticAge all about?
I will be the first to admit I didn’t know what to expect of the site the first time I saw it. I mean, the name doesn’t give too many clues, does it? But immediately I realized what they are offering, I couldn’t wait to break the news to y’all twisted fucks. In their wisdom, these guys have dived right into history to bring you a shit load of vintage adult content from the 60s, 70s and 80s. These guys are not fucking around when it comes to taking you back in time and lucky for you porn addicted toads, I’m here to tell you everything to know about the site. Spoiler alert; it’s fucking awesome.
I know someone from the site may be reading this so I will take my compliments down a notch just in case they believe they are 100% perfect. If I find some shit about the site that I don’t like, you can bet everything you own that I’ll call them out for it. I’m ThePornDude, and I don’t kiss ass. So, let’s see if these guys live up to the hype, shall we?
Decent design belies the ‘ancient’ smut
I’ve mentioned that EroticAge features porn from way back, but I didn’t mention anywhere that that’s when the site was created. While there is no way of telling the exact date it was created, it’s certainly NOT from the 70s. I’d certainly have preferred to see a picture of a natural-looking girl with hairy pussy and all that, but I can’t afford to bitch. At least the site has made your nighttime porn browsing comfortable by having a dark background. Wait, some of you have time to browse porn during the day? No wonder you are still living with your mom you fucking loser.
Anyway, the design is simple enough, and you will know your way around within the first few seconds. They welcome you with vintage thumbnails of VHS covers of the videos showing girls who were professional fuckers in an era where butt and breast implants were foreign terms. Everything about these whores is natural and there were certainly no excessive makeup like we’ve become accustomed to. There is a search bar at the top if you are old enough to remember something you can look for and skip the formalities altogether.
Oddly enough, the site has two header menus. One has links that direct to third-party sources that I won’t care to mention. Below that is a slider with more of that vintage shit you are here for. It’s below the sliders that you will find the site’s header menu that is actually in Turkish, and you will need to use a language translation feature to know where the fuck they take you. It appears they are options to help you sort the content by most viewed, most commented, and whiskers among some other shit I couldn’t fathom. Anyway, I’m sure you don’t give a flying fuck about half the shit a site design has so I guess it’s time to move on to something more important; the content.
Where old porn lives
Typically, I go hard on sites that present old age porn, but not because I have beef with vintage smut. Lord knows porn back then was much more real than the crap they serve as nowadays (apart from the production values). It’s just that those sites are supposed to avail new content. But when it comes to EroticAge, I’m more than ready to immerse myself in the world of classic movies and in that regard, I can say this site is a fucking gem. There are a total of 243 pages to browse, each with a solid collection of faptastic porn videos from way back. A good chunk of the videos are full-length DVDs as well. This is the kind of shit your parents jerked off to on some shitty television deep into the night with a low volume not to wake up their parents. Great to know your dad was once a wanker, right?
One thing you will find out about porn is that all the films are fucking awesome. Remember we are talking about the golden age of porn and the films are certainly value for money. Wait a minute, you are not paying shit for it! Enjoy seeing girls who knew nothing about fake boobs and inflatable butts enjoy their moment of fame by gleefully riding cocks and taking a load of jizz between their legs.
The content spreads multiple countries, and you can expect to stroke it to German, Italian, English, Japanese and a host of other places where the porn wasn’t necessarily as popular when it was released. Of course, that has changed throughout the years and Germany, for instance, has one of the largest porn industries in the world. Whether you just want to relive your youth or simply want to have a taste of some vintage pussy, the stage has been set for you, and only a lack of lube and some tissues stand in your way. You may be lucky to see some familiar professional fuckers from the heydays.
Why you should check out EroticAge
Solid collection of vintage porn; few sites do justice to classic porn like EroticAge, lining up a collection of some tasty porn from way back.
Full-length scenes; other sites present you with scenes that are shorter than your cock, but they don’t play that shit on this site, and the majority of the videos here are full-length DVDs that you will absolutely have pleasure fapping to.
Free; the best thing about the collection here is that you get everything for free. The site doesn’t even take you through the tiring process of registering an account. All you need is a working internet connection, and you are ready to go.
Things you may not like about EroticAge
The collection could be bigger; granted, vintage porn movies are not that easy to come across, but I still feel the site could do more to avail more content.
Confusing header menu; there are two header menus with the first filled with external links that leave the user a bit confused.
How the site can improve
To be honest, you can’t demand much more from the site, but I’d certainly love to see some categorization of sorts. I mean, even vintage porn had niches, right? I could see orgies, lesbian, BDSM and more and users would benefit from a list of categories.
Wrapping it up
If you love classic porn, EroticAge may as well be your favorite site. There is a respectable collection of vintage porn scenes, some that are full length and arguably the hottest porn made. Is the site perfect? Nowhere near, but neither is any of us so if all you are looking for is to blow a load to some 60s, 70s, and 80s porn, then you can’t do much wrong with EroticAge.