ErogeDownload! I know most of you fucks like to fester in your mother’s basements while jerking your dick to the idea of actually, you know, getting laid once in a while. Well, how about you shift gears and pretend like you have an actual social life. Don’t start sweating and hyperventilating on me yet. I’m not saying you actually have to, god fucking forbid, talk to some dimepiece in real life. I’m talking about visual novels. You get some hot sex scenes in those that are pretty fap-worthy, but they also might be able to help train you pathetic virgins in actually having a damn conversation. Every time I meet some neckbeard complaining about a “foid” not putting out I ask how many times they’ve talked to a woman in the past couple of months. The answer is always a big fucking zero.
That’s why I’m telling you about Erogedownload.com. This site has English translations and full downloads of complete erotic visual novels. What’s a visual novel? It’s a novel with fucking pictures that you can interact with. Not that hard to figure out now is it? And before you go complaining about the lack of Japanese books, just shut up. Not everyone spends every day studying taboo hentai so that they can read that shit. This site has been around since way back in mid-2009 and brings in right around 441 thousand of you weebs every single month. Not too bad for a site with such a niche focus.
Pink and Frilly Site Design with No Ad Clutter!
This site looks about how I would expect a visual novel to look. Do you know that weeb-chick with the dyed hair and frilly pink dresses that would “glomp” people in high school? Yeah, this looks like the inside of her fucking closet it’s so pink and full of anime girls with those big ass eyes. But at least it hasn’t been bukkaked with ads like some of the other visual novel sites I’ve seen. In fact, I didn’t come across a single ad on the entire site. That’s fucking great. I hate having to sift through all of those “grow your dick 3 inches in days” ads while I’m trying to jerk off. Fuck, if my dick were any bigger I’d probably pass out from the blood loss.
The site doesn’t have a traditional setup. There’s no header or anything. Rather, there’s a menu on the left side of the site with options for “Addons, Downloads, FAQ, Partially Translated Downloads, and Walkthroughs.” And then there are some links below those options that take you to related forums and games. If you’re new to visual novels and shit then the FAQ tells you everything you need to know about software and tools needed to play these lewd novels. And it’s fucking easy.
Read Walkthroughs, Get Uncensored Game Mods, and More
The right side of the site has links to the latest games/books that have been added on to the site. And that just leaves a search bar up top and content running down the middle. The homepage has listed previews for those newest titles that I mentioned, as well as a button that lets you click back to older entries. The “Addons” page has, you guessed it, addons that you might need for certain games. These include voiceover patches, uncensored patches, and more. Basically, if you want to add special shit to certain games then you can check out the shortlist of patches they have there.
If you get stuck in a game then hit up that “Walkthrough” page. They have a few dozen of them in there with each one being surprisingly in-depth. Some of these games have multiple endings, so if you want to make sure you get to bend some bitch over and have her spread her pussy for you then I’d hit up these walkthroughs.
Hundreds of Titles Available to Download Completely for Free
From there, you’ll want to go to the “Downloads” page to get whatever novel you want. There’s also the partially translated section, but I’m not about to fuck with those. I want to be able to read the text as some horny hentai slut sucks my dick. The downloads section has well over a couple of hundred titles for you to search through, and they are organized alphabetically. Being able to see which ones were most downloaded or most popular would be neat, but what can you do? Just click on any one of these that sounds sexy to you and you’ll get taken to a preview page.
The previews give you a fuck ton of information. Reading the descriptions for some of these gave me more information about them than I knew about the last three sluts I brought back to my apartment combined. You get all the broad story strokes, file size, a bunch of genre tags, related stories, and a comment section. All pretty good shit. You can also click on any of the tags below a story to get a full page of visual novels that have that same fetish or detail in them.
Tons of Fetish Games/Stories to Fap to
From there it’s up to you to download that shit. The file-hosting site makes you pay if you want to download bigger files all at once, but the site admins were cool enough to break up the downloads into different parts so you can get around that bullshit. And the games I downloaded played just fine as long as I followed the instructions and had the proper software. Some of these games take forever to get to the fucking and hentai scenes, while others pop you right into the action. So, you’ve got plenty of options depending on the kind of kinky shit you want to fap to.
Good Mobile Site, Though Most Games Aren’t Supported on Mobile Devices
The mobile site works just fine. With such a basic site I’d sure hope that the mobile site was on point. And it is. Everything is formatted so that the text is readable no matter what kind of device you’re on. Now, you probably won’t be able to download the games and all the software you need on a phone. Sure, yeah, it’s possible. So is sucking your own dick. But do you really want to go through all the effort to do it when there’s another perfectly good option? I’d just use the mobile site for commenting or checking out titles you plan to download later on.
ThePornDude’s Favorite Features
The selection of quality visual novels on here is pretty damn solid for a free site with no ads on it. Usually, you have to cough up some dosh for this kind of premium content, but not here! You get fully translated Japanese to English visual novels on here without having to pay for a membership or for downloads. The site design and layout, while basic, is decent as well. It’s easy enough to find some hot fetish novel to jerk your dick to. They have a little of everything on here. And the fact that they break up downloads into parts to let you get around that shitty data cap on the file-hosting site kicks ass.
ThePornDude’s Suggestions
I think the site could do to add some filter and category options. Hell, just give that tag list it’s own page and I would probably be happy with that. It’s just you have to basically go off of name alone when trying to sift through their massive catalog. Having other options to filter all of that content out would be great. Or even having short one or two sentence descriptions beneath titles on the “Downloads” page would help out a lot. Other than that, the site does everything it claims to do and then some.
ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts
Overall, Erogedownload.com is by far one of the best sites I’ve been to for free English only visual novels. They have a large catalog of content, completely free downloads, game addons, walkthroughs, and more. The translations are well done and the games themselves are safe to download. You don’t even have to worry about ads or memberships on this site! If you’re into steamy romance stories, hot hentai scenes, engaging narratives, quality hentai art, and hot hentai babes, then get on over to Erogedownload.com and get fapping.