What in the flying fuck are Egg Porn Comics? Somebody sent me the link this morning, and I just naturally assumed it was going to be a hentai site devoted to some freaky new fetish out of Japan. It wouldn’t be the first time. I braced myself for scrambled eggs leaking out of doujinshi buttholes and boobies served sunny-side up, but thankfully I found a more well-rounded and still totally perverted comic site.
Maybe EggPornComics.com got their name because they’re part of a balanced breakfast. It may not be the typical routine around your house, but I love to start my morning with a cup of coffee, a railed line of crushed Viagra, and some hardcore pornography. I can already see from the landing page that this shit is, indeed, hardcore. Whereas plenty of hentai sites are still obscuring all the beavers and cunt-pounding cocks, this is a haven of free, uncensored comic book perversion. Naturally, I wanted a deeper, longer, and much harder look, ideally culminating in another splatter stain beneath my desk.
A Wide Variety of Perverted, X-Rated Art
Is there a theme to the porn comics at EggPornComics? Well, it seems to be a smorgasbord of pervert fun, with some of their most popular categories broken down by thumbnail right on the landing page. They’ve got 3D comics made by tech-savvy computer geeks, and anime porn drawn by Japan-obsessed weeaboos. There’s a big selection of Dickgirl and Shemale comics created by totally straight fans of futanari, as well as a deep furry section for the well-adjusted animal lovers out there.
Interracial, Yuri/Lesbian and MILF are major categories around here, but really, where are they not popular in the world of pornography? I’ve got to tell you, when I visit a hentai site, I’m usually seeking out the most twisted, kinky, perverse shit I can find. The same rules don’t apply as in the world of video porn, so why not go all out? Dig into the Mindcontrol area to find hypnotized comic sluts and brainwashed manga whores. They’ve even got stuff for the fags over in the Yaoi/Gay area.
Since they seem to let it all hang out at EggPornComics.com, I was a little surprised they didn’t have a big Taboo category taking center stage. Rest assured, my mother-loving friends, that there’s plenty of that taboo business in the collection. I noticed it first under MILF, but tags like Taboo and Mom-Son quickly led me to their full stashes of familial action.
Like other porn comic sites, Egg Porn Comics has a fucking ton of hentai and anime-influenced porn art. So many of these bitches have bright, crazy hair and huge eyes to match their massive manga jugs. There’s a nice mix of content, though, with plenty of 3D smut and a lot of Western-style comics to go with the hentai. You can view the collection by style if that’s easier for you than cranking by category.
Tons of New Porn Comics Every Day
I clicked on the Latest Comics button to see the newest shit on the EggPornComics.com menu. I hope you guys are freaky, because these comics certainly are! The latest piece is an 8-page comic featuring Wonder Woman and Milena getting captured and dicked down by literal monster cock, a theme the strip shares with a couple of other recent additions to the site. They’ve also got fresh content of brainwashed hentai sluts in bondage, titty-fucking manga princesses, a few 18+ schoolgirl-sex comics, and an epic crossover porn comic with one lucky man getting it on with Velma, Harley Quinn, Leela, and a few other cartoon babes.
The Latest Comic page is busy as hell because the site is updated multiple times a day with fresh comic book pornography. A couple of dozen have been posted within the last few days, ensuring a steady flow of new fap fodder in all kinds of perverted categories.
With my spam blocker running, I’ve been able to avoid pop-ups and pop-unders so far. What I can’t avoid are all the ads slipped in among the comics. A lot of them, especially the animated ones, are clearly ads and easy to steer clear of. Newbies to the genre might be suckered in by the links that look more like comics, like the Fap Titans link near the top. If you’ve read my review of the game, you know Fap Titans ain’t a bad way to kill your productivity and ruin your boxers, but those kind of tricky links are a pet peeve of mine when I’m just trying to jack off.
To add to the illusion that these are more comics to read, they give them star ratings and a Favorite button just like the actual hentai on the list. I do have to admit that these particular features are useful as hell when you’re spanking it to the EggPornComics. The ratings help you avoid the lemons, while the Favorite button is useful for making a comic playlist to aide in your fap sesh.
Speaking of lemons, I didn’t notice any obvious bullshit on display at Egg Porn Comics. Lesser doujinshi sites allow any fucking retard with a Wacom tablet to upload their half-ass scribbles they insist are golden-showers Pokemon fan art. I’m not sure what criteria they’re using around here, but the quality control is high as fucking hell. Instead of inflating the site’s numbers with inferior content, they’re stocking the shelves with nothing but the good stuff.
Reading Smut at Egg Porn Comics
I figured I’d start my tour with some of the freshest stuff on the menu. It was a bit of a toss-up between a porn parody of Total Drama Island, an anal-porn exchange drama, or a really filthy hentai tagged with Big Breasts, Mind Break, Enema and extreme sex. Maybe it’s just the boner pills kicking in, but my dick made its decision by pointing hard at the third option.
I know I’ve already mentioned it, but it’s hard to get over just how much free content is available at EggPornComics. This comic alone is more than 50 pages, and it’s only part of an ongoing series. In Nin Shugyou is popular with perverts around the world, and Egg Porn Comics has an English version translated from the original Japanese.
The site has a fairly basic comic-viewing page, with no special features like auto-scrolling or alternate views. It’s just simple Forward and Back buttons at the bottom of each page. Still, I knew I was in for something special right after I flipped past the credits page of this one.
“Temari has been captured,” reads the first text box, “and is being tortured by her enemies.” Sure enough, the blonde babe is shackled with her arms in the air and her legs spread, a red leather harness covering her eyes while parasitic grubs cover her body, biting her nipples and sucking the fluid from her cunt.
This is why you visit hentai sites, isn’t it? I mean, Reality Kings puts out some incredible material, but when’s the last time they had a bitch getting eaten out by a bug monster? I didn’t even realize this one was Naruto parody until the third page, but I’m not sure that’s the real appeal of this perverted artwork.
Of course, if the bug “extreme sex” ain’t your thing, there’s always the vanilla stuff like interracial blowjobs, motherly taboo, or furry people fucking each other up the ass. Egg Porn Comics does their best to appeal to all types of perverts, from the normies who just want to see a couple of hentai lesbians lick each other clean, to the anime fans who love to see a big-eyed girl get fucked in the eyeball. Nobody’s going to judge you around here.
Whatever type of pervert you are, EggPornComics.com definitely has some material in their ever-expanding collection that will get you off. No wonder the site has grown to 5,000 visitors a day after only being online for about a year. Those numbers are sure to keep rising, because they just keep adding new porn comics and hentai to their collection, every single day. It’s all free to browse, download and fap to until you’re sore and bleeding. What’s not to like?