Drive By Girls! No, don’t you ever for a second get to thinking that drivebygirls.com is some BangBus copy! No! These chicks don’t step out of the cars, nor do they let the studs inside the vehicles. Everything happens through car windows, and it’s one hell of a concept. Idiotic, risky, but unique. Is there anything else xxx website can do to differentiate itself from the competition besides attempting to be original? In the era when everything is said and done, hardcore and explicit, the only chance lies in being a complete idiot that has the balls to break the mold. That’s exactly what drivebygirls.com is!
“It’s almost like a drive thru service but in reverse: the “customers” remain outside.” is fucking hilarious, making me want to meet the shithead who writes this shit and making me wanna roll my eyes and tell the world that drivebygirls.com is as mad as a wet hen! Bear in mind that I still haven’t clicked on the Enter button. All of this from the disclaimer page only! This is what I’ve been waiting for the whole night! Something so wild that it exudes the crazy vibe even before one lands on the homepage. Wicked! Let this wild review begin!
What’s up with the 31-minute-long sex?
Let me elaborate! Drivebygirls.com pushed me into some “can’t stop laughing” mode, making me oblivious to the crappy-looking design that is fucking obsolete to the point of being hilarious. I was just looking around, having a blast, when the video descriptions caught my attention. I swear to god that descriptions like “the video is 31 minutes long and full of desire and new experiences” appeared at least four times on one page. Something magical happens at that 31-minute mark, and you’ll never know what it is until you go premium.
Yep, fuckers, videos on drivebygirls.com are 100% exclusive, although the page looks amateur to the bone. Not amateurISH but the amateurIST, and it’s still a serious understatement. However, I am still on the page. It’s either me, having too many tequila shots, or this joint has a soul! I don’t fucking know! The whole concept of coming up with the scenario where chicks stick their asses through car windows, not exiting the vehicle at any point or inviting the guy inside, is so outrageous that it’s on the verge of being completely idiotic.
One trailer to explain it all
It’s official! I have to meet the content writer! It takes balls to write stuff like “girls doing things that have never been done before” beside a trailer showing chicks shaking tits and giving blowjobs. He is either a pimpled teen who has never seen any porn in his life or a complete genius who has enough self-confidence to write a couple of reviews for my site while I am resting my ass on some beach. Give this guy a raise!
The trailer is pretty much what I expected. The vixens look young, barely legal, or in their early twenties. Do I really have to say that models on the amateurIST of all sites are amateurs?! So, they are in a car that is standing, engine off (don’t expect crazy stunts and cock-gorging while the car races through the streets of LA), and all of a sudden, some guys appear, cocks out. Once the dongs are all wet and lubed up, the hotties stick their asses out of windows to get fucked. Lots of guys equals to lots of DPs. Sometimes, chicks get creampied before they lift the windows up, and sometimes their faces get covered with jizz. The world of porn has never seen something like this before! Indeed!
The description beside the trailer explains that all members get to stream videos in HD and download them in 1080p. Resolution settings are available. The writer thought that it was crucial to mention that members can actually stream a video in full-screen mode! No shit! Drivebygirls.com means business! While laughing at a bunch of crap in the meantime, my trailer downloading is done, and I must say that it’s one of the hottest trailers I’ve seen lately. A two-minute compilation to sum up the essence of drivebygirls.com, and it’s dang hot! Trust me on this one!
A couple of major fuck-ups rearing their ugly heads
This is why clever webmasters take good care of the page design! I like drivebygirls.com, and I have chosen to review it on purpose, wanting to promote it properly, but the design is killing me. It’s so all over the place that I can’t even count the number of videos. The collection size is not mentioned anywhere on the site, and it’s fucking annoying. What’s more annoying is that I managed to count around 30 movies in total, and drivebygirls.com is supposed to be a long-standing platform that boasts regular updates.
Surprise, surprise! The thumbnails don’t show any preview, or any info regarding the dates, leaving me completely clueless about the updating schedule. It’s cool to have balls and arrange a website to suit your taste, but some things are a must-have if you want people to pay for your content. The website is almost impossible to navigate, which is a shame! The webmaster obviously thought that showing the never-seen footage of chicks sucking cocks was enough for a website to become a hit.
How much does it all cost?
The first thing that actually looks professional on drivebygirls.com is the fill-out form. You can pay as a guest. Some of the required fields are username, email, you know, the standard procedure. The first option is to go with the 30-day membership and spend $19.99 on it (recurring). The yearly plan will cost you $129.95 (non-recurring). That’s all! Go big or go home!
If this sound like expensive shit, maybe buying single videos sounds like a better plan. The pay-per-video option gets you both HD and SD videos and full-size images. Once you make the payment, the certain video is unlocked for 48 hours, during which you get to stream and download it. Mind the time! I guess that the membership plans are a better and more affordable idea, but I can’t say it for a fact because…I can’t see the fucking uploading schedule or the number of fucking videos.
I’m running out of ideas
It’s obvious that the tour page sucks. Drivebygirls.com chooses complete amateurs to do the dirty work, and maybe it’s a wise thing to do. These raw scenes often feel more real and more relatable when featuring anonymous “stars.” I have no fucking clue about what the talented actors are talking about and whether they are talking at all. The shit is on mute because I suddenly got the urge to listen to Killing me Softly while staring at the page that looks like the millennium bug has fucked it up a bit.
There’s this attempt to convince people that one of drivebygirls.com’s movies features a famous rock star. You don’t believe this shit, right? Her concerts are all sold out, and she has tons of fans, but what her pussy aches for is some raw banging through a car window. She sets up a meeting, strokes her rock cunny during the ride, and sings “Back Door Man” Jim Morrison-style while two sturdy dongs drill her famous holes. I don’t have a clue about what really happens in the flick, and I am not reading any of the descriptions, but my made-up version of the movie sounds hellishly fun! It’s probably better than the original one!
Oh, I forgot to mention that the page is completely ad-free! Nothing will distract you from clever scenarios and mind-blowing scenes of unique sex. One thing that you won’t have to worry about once you go premium!
How does a dude write a conclusion about such a website?
I can’t say it’s rubbish because drivebygirls.com is way more entertaining than the majority of XXX websites I have reviewed so far. There is something unique, inexplicably attractive about the hectic design and hot about the videos, even though my rational brain hemisphere keeps whispering, “stop bullshitting TPD, the site is shit.” All I know is that I had a fucking blast reviewing this joint and that you should definitely test the waters, even if it means buying one video. Have you ever seen what amateur smut with a price tag looks like? Now is your fucking chance!