DLSite was around for over a decade before ASMR even had a name. I know that sounds like some bullshit I just made up, but the facts speak for themselves: the sprawling online shop was established back in 1996, while Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response only got its permanent name in 2010. The auditory phenomenon has steadily gained traction since its emergence in popular culture, and yeah, that includes the porn scene, too. As we’ll see in a minute here, DLSite has kept up with the trend in a big way.
In case you haven’t scrolled through my other writeups of DLSite.com, I’ll sum it up here: it’s probably the most popular online shops for hentai, doujinshi, and related media like games and audio files. That includes one hell of a hentai-oriented premium ASMR collection, one that I’d wager is the largest of its kind by a huge margin. The site pulls an easy hundred million visits a month, making it about as popular as yours truly. I wonder how many of those weeaboo web surfers are beating off with headphones strapped to their skulls…
Welcome to the Biggest Doujin Shop Ever
Like a lot of older websites, DL Site ain’t exactly the flashiest, most modern-looking website you’ll find online. They do make decent money, though, and they want more of yours, so they have updated the presentation over the years to keep up with basic internet aesthetics. The navigation is a little clunky and the menus a little cluttered, but perhaps that’s to be expected in a shop approaching a million items for sale in a range considerably narrower than Amazon’s anything-and-everything approach.
The setup makes it slightly more difficult to find the full ASMR section than it needs to be. A search for the term in the search bar brings up over 51,000 results designed to send tingles through your body. DLSite.com isn’t strictly a shopping mall for adults, so about 7,000 of those items are SFW doujins, comics and games. For obvious reasons, I’m not going to be focusing on the All Ages ASMR content in this review.
Another 10,000 of those audio offerings are filed away in DLSite’s Girls’ Side under the Otome and Boys’ Love categories. At the risk of alienating my female readers, I’m not really going to focus on these, either. Sorry, ladies, I just know my audience around here, and I think you do, too. They’re the ones who blow up your Reddit inbox with sad come-ons when they find out you’re a chick who enjoys Naruto as much as they do. (I kid, I kid! I love you guys because you’re perverts like me!)
If you’re anything like me, and I’m betting you are, you’ll be most interested in the ASMR material in the section labeled For Adult Men. They’ve got sensory stimulating doujin, adult comics, H games and smartphone games. The doujins make up the bulk of the selection, with over 41,000 items as of this writing. I hope you’ve got some vacation days saved up and at least a few bucks to spend. If not, it may be time to ask mom to raise your allowance, because your crusty waifu pillow ain’t contributing shit.
A Wide Range of Hentai ASMR
However you choose to dig into the massive, throbbing pile of Japanese ASMR smut, you’ll probably be a little overwhelmed from the start. It’s not just the sheer size of the collection from any angle, but also the weird, wild and wonderful diversity of content. Hentai is known for being notably kinkier than live-action porno or American sex comics, and that’s reflected in the catalog here.
DLSite.com carries a truly impressive range of adult ASMR content. Looking at the stash, it’s easy to forget just how recently this fetish even came into the public consciousness. If you’ve been cranking it to the SFW audio haircuts and ASMR girlfriend experiences on YouTube, you’re in for a sexy treat. You may want to get an old sock ready to catch the mess.
They’ve been selling mass quantities doujins and similar material for decades now, and DLSite wouldn’t be what it is today without a proper interface. There’s a nice set of filters for dialing in your ideal piece of content, ASMR or otherwise. You can select your ideal formats, seek out discounted material, and of course, choose your favorite sex acts and fetishes.
The depravity of the userbase is on clear display in the popular Genres listed in a sidebar menu on the search results page. Visit any random free tube and the popular genres are the usual suspects like Lesbians, Anal, Interracial and 18+ Teens. Hell, find a Western porn comics site or American ASMR library and you’ll likely find a similar set of “vanilla” amateur blowjobs and first-time gangbangs.
DL Site visitors with an ASMR kink, on the other hand, are more into niches like Cuckoldry (Netorare), Pregnancy, Futanari, Monster Girls, and Interspecies Sex. Tentacles in porno are a true rarity outside of hentai, but DL Site has over 17,000 items tagged with the slimy, wriggling appendages. Scatology, Ryona, Hypnosis and Feminization are just a handful of the atypical sex subgenres you’ll find within the archives.
Grab Your Headphones and Find the Perfect Porn
I started tweaking my ASMR search results, checking off boxes to refine my DLSite search criteria. I wanted ASMR doujins aimed at horny adult men, in English or Alingual. That narrowed the selection down even more than I expected, which might be a bummer for the otaku neckbeards out there who only speak English. Even without dialing my genre preferences any tighter, I only had 600 items to choose from.
Six hundred might be a drop in the massive DL Site hat, but it’s still a pretty fat collection for a niche as deep as hentai ASMR. The results are initially sorted by popularity, offering up older sister scenarios, afterschool cuddling clubs, lovey-dovey mating elves and a pleasant little something entitled That Gallant Girl Gets Brainhack Corrupted Into A Cumdump Sex Slave.
That last one sounded so fucking kinky that I had to take a closer look. The regular price is a little over eight bucks, but the price drops even lower if you scoop up the free coupons available for new users. It’s surprisingly heavy as far as file size, clocking in at a whopping 3.33 gigs. The audio itself is Japanese, with English and Chinese subtitle files. Again, the Americans might be a little bummed out.
DLSite.com offers a ton of free samples, so I downloaded the 268MB freebie about That Gallant Girl. The Zip file contained half a dozen WAV files, but not the relevant subtitles. The voices and sound effects do sound sexy as hell, though, even if I can’t understand what’s being said. The ASMR response ain’t necessarily triggered by the dialog itself, so this might do the trick nicely, especially with a quality set of headphones.
DL Site also has a point-based rewards system. You rack up digits whenever you make a purchase, offering further incentive to fill up your shopping cart time and time again. I’d tell you how many points I currently have saved up, but I don’t want you to know how much of a depraved masturbator I am. Then again, if you’ve seen my work at PornDudeCasting, you know I’ll sometimes even stroke my dick with a horny, naked pornstar in the room. A man’s got needs, you know.
DLSite.com is always an easy recommendation for fans of hentai and doujinshi looking for a premium experience straight from Japan. They’ve got an insanely large collection and solid prices, two benefits that carry over to their massive stash of hentai ASMR material. Before taking a closer look today, I’m not sure I would have guessed over 51,000 pieces of such content even exist, but here we are. If the sounds of writhing pseudopods, giggling schoolgirls and breathy whispers make your skin tingle and your dick swell up, I think you’re going to enjoy what you find inside.