Deep Hot! Men want to see every type of slut in their birthday suits we can get our hands on. This is triply true if we’re talking about a slut a dude comes in contact with on a regular basis. If, by chance, you happen to be a woman reading this article for some perverted reason, you should know that every agent in your workplace ponders what you look like in the buff.
Curiosity Aroused the Cat
Week after week after week, it’s the same fantasy. Even if you’re an ugly bitch who has been working with the same guy for twenty-five years, he still wouldn’t mind knowing what the goods look like. If it’s not because we want to dick a bitch down with extreme prejudice, it’s out of pure curiosity.
Along with the work environment, other enclosed circumstances are subject to spurring deviant thoughts. In the Navy, there is a phrase known as boat goggles. When you are sucked in a giant floating steel box with the same debaucherous sailers for months and months at a time, what is and isn’t appealing changes vastly. Jenny might be a but-her-face on land, but she looks like Sasha Grey after three months trapped on a boat with only a few bitches to compare her beauty against.
For most of human history, if a Bitch was unwilling to show you her nude body, you had no recourse. The best you could do is use your imagination and experiences with other naked bodies. It fucking sucked, and there didn’t seem to be a light at the end of the tunnel.
However, those days are far behind us. Advancements in computer tech have finally brought us accurate AI-produced fake nudes that look every bit as real as the real thing. Finally, the freedom men have searched for since time eternal is upon us. All it takes is a visit to Deep Nude. What a beautiful time to be amongst the living.
Keeping it in the Family
Work isn’t the only place deep fake nudes can improve your life. For better or worse (definitely worse), the popularity of incest has skyrocketed over the last few years. I’m not sure if it’s all the microplastics in our oceans or pollution in our air, but these days, all you disgusting fuck wits want to fuck your blood relatives.
It’s a global phenomenon. Perhaps it’s the all-fast food diet some of you bastards survive on. I could be trapped on an island where the only means of escape is fucking my mom for the next thirty years, and I’m still not doing it. Meanwhile, you guys are scheduling flights on old airplanes over remote isles. You guys need some serious fucking help.
How about instead of spying on your sister in the shower, you enter the pics from her beach vacation into Deep Nude and jerk off to her naked body without the risk of arrest or embarrassment. Sure, the post-nut clarity will hit like a ton of bricks, but it’s worth it. Whatever keeps you from sniffing your sister’s panties.
You’ll be shocked at how accurate Deep Nude can be. They’ve mastered the art of estimating what a bitch in the buff looks like. Clearly, the admin has had plenty of experience with naked bodies. It doesn’t matter who you send them; Deep Nude will produce an accurate image of their tits.
Fame and Fucking
Thank the fucking porn gods that incest isn’t the only place Deep Nudes is useful for. Its most common use is to strip down celebs. We all see celebrities every single day. They’re impossible to avoid. With the popularity of smartphones and social media, the whole world has become a Navy boat, and celebrities are the regular crew. However, there aren’t many ugly cunts on the celeb boat. Most of these bitches wouldn’t be so famous if they weren’t so goddamn fuckable.
Every man on the planet Earth would be in the Navy if their shipmates were Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Anniston. I would sprint to the recruiter’s office like the fucking Roadrunner. I don’t need training. Fuck boot camp. Let’s get right to the good stuff. I’ll train on-site. The tits will inspire me toward greatness.
The Fappening
“The Fappening” was one of the most incredible things to happen to humanity in the past couple of decades. Thousands of celeb nudes were hacked and posted on the net leading men around the planet to fap in unison for a week. Very little work got done. Economic growth plummeted. Leaked celebs were being traded like baseball cards or candy after Halloween. It seemed like new names were being added every day. Once again, what an exciting time to be alive.
The fappening would have never happened without the spread of nude selfies. It’s the new way to flirt. I want to extend a thank you to every woman who ever stripped down and pointed a cell phone cam at themselves. If it weren’t for you guys, we might have never had the opportunity to beat our meats to nudes of Rihanna, Selena Gomez, Kate Upton, the Olsen sisters, Avril Lavigne, or Amber Heard.
With the advent of deep fakes, there is no way for celebs to escape the Fappening. Everybody is in. Deep fakes are becoming so well produced you’ll forget you’re not witnessing the real McCoy. It’s not like back in the bad-old-days day when you had to cut a celebrity head out of a fashion magazine and glue it onto the body of a nude bitch in a Playboy.
Gone are the days of using Microsoft Paint to build your ideal lady body part by body part. Piece by piece. Now there are thousands of overweight sweat-soaked beta males in their mom’s basement using pirated software to turn a photo of Vanessa Hudgens walking the red carpet into a pic of her getting reduced to rubble by the cast of High School Musical.
The World is your Playground
With Deep Nude, the whole world is your Fappening. If you can get a pic of a bitch, you can see what she looks like in the buff. It doesn’t matter who. Everyone from Lady Gaga to your sexy neighbor is in the ballet.
It doesn’t stop there. Not only has man begun to master the deep fake picture, but also the deep fake video. This brings celebrity porn into a whole new era of glory. Never has fake celeb porn been more realistic. The best we could do before is throw a shoddy Lisa Bonet mask on some bitch and tell her to bend over in front of this Panasonic. Now you can see almost exactly what it would be like to fuck the bitch.
However, Deep Nude is all about the pictures. Pics give you a chance to stare deep into a bitch’s pussy taking in every little detail. I’ve always wondered what Lucy Lu’s labia looks like. Now I never have to wonder again.
The Deep Nude site has a simple design that can’t get much easier to use. They don’t host any images on the site, so there isn’t much to complicate the place. You have to bring the pics yourself to turn Deep Nude into your favorite porn site.
From Burka to Birthday Suit
I love the logo at the top of the front page. It’s a picture of the old-school X-ray glasses you could order from comics in the fifties and sixties. That’s exactly what Deep Nude is to the modern man. Imagine how many disappointed young men ordered those glasses only to discover they didn’t work to look under their English teacher’s dress.
Your only job on Deep Nude is to copy-paste image links into the site and watch as it creates an accurate nude picture. Even my most retarded readers can manage that bull shit. I believe in you.
Once you copy-paste your link, Deep Nude gets right to work using its highly refined algorithm trained by millions of naked pictures to craft an arousing piece of unique art.
The most challenging part of using Deep Nude is not getting caught jerking off to a picture of your sister spread eagle with a ten-inch black dildo deep in her pussy. Neither your sister nor your parents would be too happy with you. That’s some fucked up shit.
Deep Nude is one of the important pieces of tech to be invented since mastering fire. Fuck planes. Fuck going to the moon, Fuck phones, computers, and gunpowder. Deep fake nudes are the epitome of human advancement.
My only complaint about the place is the ramshackle aesthetic. It wouldn’t take much effort to give the site a gloss.
You’ve got a lot of work to do, so you better get started right away.