I’m very familiar with bar sluts and cock whores. I consider myself a sommelier of sluts. A sommeliwhore, if you will. I know how they tick and how to get them to do my biddings. My friends call me the slut whisperer. I speak cum dumpster like it were my native tongue.
My Gift
I use this knowledge to my advantage every day. I’m so skilled at slut hunting that I’m never more than an hour away from getting my clock cleaned. My penis is like a dowsing rod, but it locates dripping wet pussy instead of water. The kind of pussy that only fucks alpha men like me. The type of pussy that begs for me not to pull out.
While I fuck sluts and whores all of the time, one thing you’ll never see me do is put a ring on one. Whores are for riding dick, sucking dick, and getting the fuck out of my house. I’m not taking a gaper to dinner, buying her roses, or listening to her fucking issues. I’m an alpha king, not some beta therapist. The only therapy I offer is cock therapy. I would recommend that any other fan of sluts treat them the same way I do.
Not everyone listens to The Porndude, and most live to regret it. Just cause a slut has a ring on her finger doesn’t mean she won’t swallow some bartender’s load in an Applebee’s bathroom stall. It just means she’ll have jewelry on while she does it.
However, some men want that chaos in their lives. I’m not sure why, but there are plenty of gents in the world that love to watch their ladies be used and fake abused by strange cocks. And I’m not talking about cucking.
What I’m talking about is slut wife-ing. But the example I have for you today is beyond even slut wife-ing. This bitch has reached new unnamed levels of cock wizardry. She takes the sucking and fucking of penis to levels I never thought possible. This woman has ceased to be human at all. She is just a pussy with an asshole and a mouth.
Who am I talking about? I’m talking about the star of the site CumDrinkingWife, Marion. Marion is to sluts what NOS is to an engine. She leaves other sluts in the dust, looking like angels. Not to say angels couldn’t suck the hell out of a dick. If anyone could, I’d imagine it would be angels. I’ve never fucked a bundle of eyeballs before, but I’m curious to try.
Who is this Marion? She is a slut wife from Europe who married an American. That means this bitch is a slut on two continents! Not too many whores can say that. And something tells me she’ll add a couple more continents to that list before she retires her pussy and hangs up her jersey.
One thing she makes clear off the bat is that she’s not in the industry. She sluts around because she loves it, and her husband films it for his own use. They simply decided it would be a sin to hoard all this great content. Wow. Maybe these two really are angels brought to us as a gift from God. I’ll remember to include them in my evening “prayers” tonight.
This shit is true reality porn. This bitch is in it for the love, not the paycheck. Nothing here is staged, there are no directors or producers, and there’s no boom mic or professional cameramen. It’s just Marion, an ocean of cock, and her cuck husband playing camera and corner man.
On Cum Drinking Wife, you can watch Marion getting her pussy bullied by thousands of cocks. As of the last count, she is up to over five thousand dudes, most of them complete strangers. She’s like a female Zeus. Even Ron Jeremy has to give this cunt her flowers. She has had more cum sprayed on her body than all the socks ever produced by Hanes.
Marion defines her sexual orientation as “submissive gang bang slut.” This bitch hates to take one dick at a time. If she isn’t surrounded by testicles like a kid playing in a ball pit, she’s not satisfied. This bitch orders ding-a-ling by the metric ton.
Some of her favorite sexual activities are cum munching, cum play, bukkake, and, of course, gang bangs. Her first sexual experience was at sixteen, her first threesome at eighteen, and her first gang bang at twenty-two. This bitch got right to work. She always knew she was destined for greatness.
It Starts With One Dick
How exactly did Marion become God of cum dumpsters? She wasn’t always the dick addict she is today. Although, had she been born fully grown, I bet Marion would have hopped on the doctor’s shaft before he could cut the umbilical cord. My evidence is that she had already had threesomes before graduating high school.
Her first threesome was with her boyfriend at the time, Keith. One day he brought a friend over for some drinks. After a few rounds of shots, the three decide to play some strip poker. Eventually, this leads to them all getting naked and fucking. Marion has a great time, and that moment plants a seed that continues to blossom to this day.
Jump to a couple of years later, and Marion is married to a Steve, who is still her husband to this day. She told him about her experiences and how much she enjoyed it. Still, Steve was hesitant to share his wife with anyone else. That’s understandable. It takes a remarkable man to sit and watch his wife get her twat swatted by dozens of fat fuckers every night.
Fortunately for Marion, he is either open-minded or a dumb ass and decided she could fuck whoever she wanted as long as he was there to participate. Naturally, Marion agreed. She couldn’t help but recognize how great of a deal this was; thus, Marion, the slut wife, was born.
Cumming into Her Own
At this point, though, she was still a slut wife in training. She and her husband only took part in threesomes. It wasn’t until a couple of years later that Steve brought home three dudes and Marion had her first gang bang. From the moment the first cock came into her guts, she knew what she would spend the rest of her life doing.
For many years these gang bangs took the form of parties that Marion would host at her house. The only problem was that it took weeks, even months, to plan a gang bang. Marion hated it. She requires a steady supply of hard members to keep her dark urges at bay. Otherwise, she is liable to start killing neighborhood cats.
This is when Marion started going on the prowl for cock and became the master slut wife she is today. She cruised porn theaters, sex clubs, outdoor dogging spots, bars, clubs, and shows, looking for any man willing to fill her holes.
A God is Born
Marion’s husband started filming from the very beginning, but it wasn’t until the gang bangs started that either thought to put it on the net. At first, Marion was very trepidatious to put herself out like that, but after you’ve taken one hundred cocks in a night, why pump the brakes?
The site just celebrated its thirtieth birthday and is more popular than ever. Marion’s cock counter will probably pass six thousand over the next year, so make sure you’re around to see it.
The content on Cum Drinking Wife is captivating, even meditative. This bitch truly has no limits. I don’t think she has ever said no. Each video features dozens of men all having their way with Marion’s pussy.
I can’t imagine that thing is very tight anymore. Fucking her must feel like dropping a paperclip into interstellar space. I’m blown away that her vagina doesn’t get mistaken for a shotgun wound more often. Last year her cooter went to a Halloween party dressed as Kurt Cobain’s face.
Regardless, men keep lining up in droves to get a whiff of Marion’s well-worn vulva. I’ll never know how she has managed to avoid callusing her vagine like a construction worker’s heel. She must exfoliate her vulva.
My primary complaint about Cum Drinking Wife is the web design. It looks like an ancient vlog site. I get Marion has cock to suck, but perhaps she should hire some help.
Marion is the queen of the sluts. She might even fuck one of my readers, so you should shoot her an email.