There are a million different ways to have sex out there and as many fetishes as there are people. From cock and ball torture to bronies, it’s amazing what can make a dude hard. After years in the business, nothing surprises me anymore. I don’t think there is a single thing in this vast universe of ours that couldn’t be fucked or jerked off to.
The Many Faces of Fucking
I have no idea how many different ways I’ve cum. I’m sure that by now, I’ve covered the gambit. Pussies, assholes, and mouths are just the beginning of a long sex journey. Fleshlights and auto-blowers are only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to choking your chicken.
However, no matter how you get there, the result is always the same: cum. Cumming is the end game. When all is said and done, the only thing that matters is firing off a few ropes. There is a reason they call it the money shot.
That’s why cum shots continue to be one of the most popular genres of porn around. It doesn’t matter what porn tube you visit. You’re bound to see tons of cum compilations. It’s incredible what watching cum shot after cum shot video clip does to the brain. I’m pretty sure it rewires that bitch, and not necessarily for the better. But, of course, that depends on how you define “better” because I keep doing it, and I seem fine.
I always tell my readers struggling to kick start their jimmy johns that cum compilations are the best way to inspire blood to flood your penis. When you’re reminded of how good it feels to bust a nut, it’s hard not to stiffen up like my scrotum in the cold.
There is no shortage of places to get your fill of cum shots. However, not all loads are built the same. I bet my readers can only manage to launch a dime-sized wad at best. That’s fucking nothing compared to what men such as myself are capable of.
My Balls Blind Bitches
I can launch a two-foot rope of cum farther than you can throw a football. I’ve permanently damaged a bitches vision before. Do I feel bad? No. The cunt should have closed her eyes. I’m just kidding. She did have her eyes closed. What she should have done was wear glasses. I’m kidding again. She was wearing glasses. That was actually the problem. My cum shot shattered her lens and sent glass shards flying into her retina. What she should have done is wear plexiglass safety goggles.
But I digress. No one wants to see a tiny load. We want to watch guys fire an artillery round into the Maginot line, and that is the type of cum shot that CumBlastCity specializes in.
With a name like Cum Blast City, these guys better not be fucking around with load volume, and trust me. They aren’t. You’ve never seen loads like these before. You’ll feel so emasculated you won’t ever want to watch yourself cum again. You won’t even want to look at the tissue before you throw it away.
Before I go much further, I should inform you that Cum Blast City is a paid premium porn site that will require an investment from you before you get to see the goods. Don’t get too worked up over it, though. This is one of the most reasonably priced porn sites you’ll ever find. Giant cum blasts should be enjoyed by everyone regardless of their financial situation.
To help accomplish that, they offer three different levels of membership for possible subscribers to choose from. The first is a one-month special for $9.90. That is only a one-time offer, so think of it as an extra long trial period. Most places only give you a few days at best, so these fuckers are being very kind to their fans. I think my readers will be duly impressed after a month and won’t be able to stop themselves from becoming full-time subscribers.
The second option is a three-month membership for $39.80. When you do the math on that, it breaks down to $13.27 a month. That’s only marginally higher than the trial price. As I said before, these guys want everyone to watch monsterous cum shots.
The final and best option is the one-year membership going for $94.80. I’ll save you the brain power and tell you that works out to $7.90 a month, which is a sixty-eight percent discount. It’s even cheaper than the trial month.
I very much enjoy the web design on Cum Blast City. It’s fun, engaging, and a bit different than most places. The main menu resides at the top of the site and contains the options Switch Sites, Home, Videos, Models, Sites, Live, Deals, Try Team Skeet, Support, and Search. In addition, content on Cum Blast City can be sorted by the Date added, User Rating, Popularity, or Name.
Whorepportunity
With all of the minutiae out of the way, let’s check out some of the content here, starting with “Krystal Orchid: Pretty Face Blasted.” Krystal Orchid is a tiny little (+18)teen slut with a bright face and tight body. She absolutely loves to jerk off cocks until they blast a load over her pretty face.
This bitch is a dedicated whore, so when the opportunity presents itself to suck off her best friend’s father, she doesn’t hesitate for even a second. Instead, she takes hold of his impressive man meat and sucks it like it has never been sucked before. There is no way this guy’s wife puts in this kind of effort.
While Krystal knew what she was doing, no one could have expected how much cum would fly out of her friend’s dad’s dick. His wife must never touch him because it looks like that was building up for years. He is going to have to shampoo his carpets after that showing.
Let’s See Your Birth Certificate, Young Lady
Next up, we have “Baste Her Teen Face,” starring Alyssa Hart. Alyssa Hart is the very definition of faux jail bait. This tiny 18+ teen would need to show me an ID before she hops on my cock. Actually, I need two forms of ID and a signed permission slip from her parents.
She may look young, but she is an old soul when it comes to handling cock. It seems like she has been doing it for a hundred years. You rarely meet teens that love cum this much. Sure, all of them say they do, but Alyssa brings genuine passion to the table.
The way she works over this penis, I’m surprised the guy lasted as long as he did. A lesser man would have cum right away. This dude, on the other hand, is a consummate professional. However, when it does come time to cum, his cannon fires off a round that could pierce reinforced steel.
Cum Billboard
Moving on, we have “Bella Ink: Epic Release.” Bella Ink is a slut that advertises her whoredom with her tats. Her blonde hair and big tits make her the perfect living sex doll. Best of all is that her favorite food group is cum.
Bella is like a cock monk, and she uses every trick she knows on this stunt cock. If I had to describe Bella in two words, it would be edge queen. She adores taking a dick to the very edge before laying off and making you wish she hadn’t. I can tell that with each edge and pause, the tip of this guy’s member gets increasingly sensitive.
A less talented slut than Bella would have lost control and made him cum, but this bitch is a penis whisperer. She knows exactly how far to take it before letting go. She is in complete control.
When she finally lets the stunt cock cum, it’s with the force of colliding black holes. Bella’s face takes most of the blow, and she might need plastic surgery because of it.
Bella is also featured in “Bella Ink Facial Champ,” so I assume her face can take a real beating. This one is on my short list of favorites. First off, her bikini is sexy as fuck. It shows off her voluptuous tits and tight body perfectly. And when it comes time for the stunt cock to blow its load, Bella takes it to the chin like the champion she is.
Cum Blast City lives up to the hype. These guys are blasting gallon-sized loads on sexy sluts that want nothing more than to bath in cum. You’ll never see your tiny little cum shots in the same light again.
The only thing Cum Blast City is missing is some diversity. Cities should be cosmopolitan, but all I see are white bitches for the most part. Where are my sexy Asian, Latina, and black sluts?
If you wish you could launch bigger loads, let Cum Blast City inspire you to greatness.