I had high hopes for CosplayGround the moment that link slid into my DMs this morning. The name didn’t tell me whether it was a free tube, paysite, photo gallery or what, but the very notion of a cosplay playground was enough to get me all hot, bothered, and eager to take a looksee for myself. Speaking as a guy with a giant cartoon head and raging human boner, I’ve always been partial to seeing beautiful women dressed up as famous characters. What’s hotter: shaking your dick at a Playstation game or an actual pornstar dressed as Lara Croft?
If you chose the latter, stick with me, because I think you’re going to enjoy what I found inside. Cosplayground.com is a new site hawking premium cosplay and parody porn. The domain’s actually been around a while now, and I’m thrilled to see these guys making good use of it. I clearly ain’t the only one, as their traffic has exploded even in the early days after their launch. Let’s see what all the freaks, geeks, gamers and general perverts are getting into, shall we? Now, where the hell did I put my Batman mask and bottle of lube?
Beautiful, Horny Women as Your Favorite Characters
The tagline out on the Cosplayground tour page calls it “The Web’s #1 Source for XXX Cosplay,” which is a bold claim for a site so brand spanking new. They start laying out their case right away, though, starting with some photos of gorgeous pornstars dressed as Princess Leia, Poison Ivy, and Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo. I’m a fan of all kinds of cosplay, but I’ve always had a special affinity for babes dressed as Velma. Alex Coal has stepped into the role here, and she’s absolutely stunning.
From the moment I landed, I was impressed, intrigued and turned on by two major factors, which I’ve already hinted at. For one thing, they’re working with some truly gorgeous and talented sex starlets. Alex stars alongside Val Dodds in a Daphne and Velma parody, and they’ve got Casey Calvert playing Stormfront from The Boys. Brooke Banner, Aiden Starr, Kristina Rose and Haile James are just a few more names, faces, and perfect bodies you may recognize.
The other element that had me hard as a rock was the fantastic range of parodies they’re putting out. They’re doing X-rated riffs on The Big Bang Theory, Anchorman, Tomb Raider, Entourage and the X-Files, just to name a handful. They’ve got a couple parody scenes based on That 70’s Show, but they’ve got Hyde played by a respectable porn stud who believes in consent instead of a real-life sex criminal like Danny Masterson.
The tour page also contains some hints about upcoming Cosplayground content, like a Wednesday porn parody they’re dropping soon. They’ve also got a “Cosplay Community” coming soon, which will showcase “The sexiest cosplay creators from around the world in one place.” They’re currently looking for Cosplayground Creators, so you might want to hit them up if you’re making relevant content.
In honor of Matthew Perry, who just drowned the other day, I took in the trailer for Friends: A XXX Parody – Scene 1. Unlike a lot of paysites in 2024, Cosplayground.com offers guests some free video previews. This one’s a nearly 3-minute montage of sitcom-style jokes and porno-style hardcore fucking. The production values are clearly high, and I love the sexy, fun vibe.
As a professional masturbator and porn reviewer, I couldn’t help noticing some of the logos that slid across the screen in the opening moments. Cosplayground is brought to us by the fine folks at New Sensations. If you’re unfamiliar with the brand, you can check out my review here at ThePornDude, but the short version is that they’re a major player in the industry and known for their high-quality content. My hopes for the site got even higher as I made my way to the signup page.
Step Into the Playground
Memberships for Cosplayground.com cost exactly what I expected: thirty bucks a month. It’s the standard rate you pay anywhere, including my own PornDudeCasting. I do wish they offered better discounts on longer plans, though. The yearly rate is two hundo, which is better than full price, but one of the weaker price breaks I’ve seen lately for 365 days of porno.
The biggest, most obvious disadvantage to signing up for a site this new is that they haven’t had much time to build the collection yet. Cosplayground does a little better than most brand-new sites by front-loading the joint with a nice little stash right from jump. As I type this up, they’ve currently got 16 parody pornos in the library. It ain’t the biggest collection, but it’ll keep you wanking for a while.
I know there’s more stuff coming soon, as evidenced by all the pics of sexy characters who aren’t in any current features. Poison Ivy, Wonder Woman and Wednesday look to be on their way, though I can’t say when they’ll arrive. I couldn’t find any upload dates listed anywhere, leaving their release schedule in the dark. I like to see at least one update per week on any paysite, but I can’t tell you if they’re meeting my expectations here.
If you were wondering about downloads, well, I’ve got some bad news for you. Cosplayground.com just doesn’t offer them. I couldn’t find a Download button anywhere, nor could I even find an mp4 link when I tried viewing the page source. They’ve got the place locked down, which I know is going to be a bummer for the collectors out there. If you were planning on filling up your hard drive, you may want to pick a different site. If you were just planning on jacking off, then you’re golden.
My Long-Term Holodeck Fantasies Fulfilled
Finally, it was time to conduct my official fap test of Cosplayground. Sixteen scenes is a small library by almost any measure, but so many of the scenes look hot that I wasn’t sure where to begin. I’ll surely be back after finishing today’s internet porn reviews, but for now, I had some business-related masturbating to do. That Daphne and Velma parody was still calling to me, but at the risk of giving away my age, I just had to watch another one of my long-term fantasies committed to video.
They’ve got a parody of Star Trek: The Next Generation and it’s labeled as Scene 1, suggesting they’ve got more futuristic smut in the making. April O’Neil stars as Deanna Troi, who I always thought was the most useless person on the bridge, but also the sexiest. Maybe for the next episode, they can roll Beverly Crusher into the fun.
The 23-minute scene opens with a warp-speed view of stars as the credits scroll by. I’m very minorly disappointed there’s no parody of the intro voiceover, but the voice that starts talking after the credits sounds a hell of a lot like Picard. “Captain’s log, star date 46543.2, while on route to Starbase 112, the Enterprise detected electromagnetic energy…”
The production values are fucking great, with a nice campiness to it that harkens back to the glory days of VHS smut before reality porn took over. There’s a fair amount of sci-fi setup, but Deanna and Number Two are on the holodeck by the four-minute mark like they’ve scripted it directly from my fantasies. By minute five, Deanna is on her knees with Riker’s big cock in her mouth.
This flick speaks directly to my inner nerd, but it stands on its own as a great porno even if you haven’t been jacking off to Deanna Troi fantasies for years. Hell, the younger pervs in the audience may not even recognize the characters, but they will love the fucking and sucking. The camerawork and editing are phenomenal, and frankly, I need to wrap this up so I can enjoy the scene with both hands free.
The lack of downloads is easily my biggest complaint about Cosplayground.com, and may be a dealbreaker for some of the budget-minded masturbators out there, especially this early in the game while the collection is still relatively small. That said, this really is some of the best parody porn I’ve seen this year. NewSensations has applied their winning formula of high production values and talented video whores to a niche that’ll appeal deeply to the cosplay fans, geeks and gamers out there on the internet. They’ve got free previews, so I’d recommend starting there and seeing just how hard you get.