You have likely never heard of Chatterbate. Not, not that Chaturbate. Chatterbate. This Chatterbate. Not that Chaturbate.
If I am confusing the hell out of you, you’re not alone. I was confused as hell. But if you end up on Chatterbate like I did, you’re going to want to know how to weed in and out of the page and end up at your final destination. I won’t spoil the fun, all I will say is hop on for the fucking ride. Get that dick wet mother fucker because I know you enjoy beating off to cam models – and there’s going to be some where we’re going!
A porn site that touts Chaturbate
I’ll get one of the biggest issues you’re going to run into out of the fucking way right now. When you visit Chatterbate – as of this review, anyway – a pop-up is blocking the main site. Due to a glitch or by design, you will see two buttons when you log onto Chatterbate: ‘agree & view live webcams now’ and ‘leave.’ Neither button gets you to the main site, but I will expand more on this pop-up later as it’s not as important right now.
To actually see what the website offers, I had to use the Wayback Machine to actually visit the site as it was a year ago as of this review. I found a wall of text that basically touted Chaturbate, I assume for link purposes. But for some fucking reason, Chaturbate was misspelled a whole hell of a lot of times.
In fact, as I was reading the paragraphs of text, I noticed that it felt like the text was writing about totally different sites throughout. The text transitions in and out of different sites, making me wonder if the site is mainly present to tout not only Chaturbate, but other sites as well. You know, for the link juicy juice.
Now, as it turns out, there is a way to access the site – but it makes no fucking sense. I will get to that in a moment, but first, let’s talk about what was in that wall of text. Really, some of the information was useful, and it was useful once I actually accessed the site (again, more on that later).
So what about the info in the paragraphs of text on Chatterbate? Well, if you ever needed any information about Chaturbate or whether or not you should visit a cam modeling site and get off with them, well, Chatterbate may entice you to get off the fence and tip and go private with a cam model. They explain a little bit about cam modeling and what a site like Chaturbate is like, albeit in a generic and fairly empty manner. You’ll probably get more information about Chaturbate and getting it on with a cam model on Chaturbate itself (or another cam site for that matter), but if you need the information and you end up on Chatterbate, well, it’s fucking there for you. Use the information as you will.
Redirects to Chaturbate
In its current form, Chatterbate is one giant redirect to Chaturbate itself. That’s really all the site is used for as of this review. Like I said, Chatterbate fucking gets you all excited and bothered about looking at hot babes on a cam modeling site – sometimes referred to Chaturbate, but sometimes referred to as the name of other sites – and redirects you where you can actually look at hot models that want to get off with you.
If you want to learn more about Chaturbate and want to be redirected to the site as soon as you fucking learn more about it, then mother fucker, you’re going to be pretty fucking pleased with everything that Chatterbate has to offer your horny fucking ass. But if you actually want to view models directly on Chatterbate (again, Chatterbate and not Chaturbate), then you are going to be fucking disappointed as hell. Butwhen you visit the site, you really have no fucking idea what you’re looking at to begin with.
That’s really one of the biggest issues that I have with Chatterbate as a whole. You have no fucking idea what the site is even about. What’s the point of Chatterbate other than providing a few details about cam modeling, cam models, Chaturbate, and getting off with professional cam models as a whole? I have no fucking idea, and you won’t have a goddamn clue, either.
You can access the site – but it’s unclear how to do it
The good news is that you can actually access Chatterbate. It does not look like you can gain access, though. Your first instinct is to click on the giant yellow buttons on the pop-up that’s blocking the rest of the site. But, for some goddamn reason, you have to select the tiny text that says, ‘no thanks, I don’t want to save money.’ Click it, and you will access the entire fucking site.
At first, you see another large yellow button that says, ‘agree, enter Chatterbate now,’ with the agreement being that you are 18+. Click this button, and once again, you will be redirected to Chaturbate. Select the menu in the top right, and you will see a few links. Don’t bother clicking them, because you will either be redirected to the homepage of Chatterbate, a blog section that doesn’t have any blog posts (the posts are in the ‘pages’ section), and a page explaining what Chaturbate actually is, just like what I found when I was looking at an older version of the site in the Wayback Machine.
If you are interested in accessing this page, you can find it in the menu by selecting ‘Enter our Chat Rooms.’ This will show you a page that details items about Chaturbate, including how much tokens are worth, how to become a cam model, couple live cams, how to make money as a cam model, etc. The text uses ‘we’ throughout, with the ‘we’ referring to Chaturbate. It reads like Chatterbate lifted the text from another site like Chaturbate, but upon inspecting the text to see if it was copied and pasted from elsewhere, the results show that this is all original content. Why Chatterbate is referring to ‘Chaturbate’ as ‘we’ is unclear.
The bulk of the content can be found in the ‘pages’ and ‘posts’ dropdown menus. Click on any of these dropdown items, select the ‘I don’t want to save money’ option at the bottom of each pop-up, and you will see the actual page of these links. Each link is basically a blog post, with some of the posts discussing cam work, living with someone that has a porn addiction, what Chaturbate is, making money as a cam model, and more.
There are articles where Chaturbate is, again, for some reason totally misspelled. For example, I read an article about why Chaturbate’s cam girls are popular, but Chaturbate was spelled ‘Chatubate’ throughout. Another post touted ‘Chaturb,’ while another post spelled ‘Chaturbate’ as ‘Chaterbait,’ which is fucking insane. I’m not sure why Chatterbate has yet to fix these posts, but considering that some of them are from over six years ago as of this review, I don’t think they’re going to be fixing these posts anytime soon.
Cannot browse any models on the site
When you first land on Chatterbate, you assume that you are going to at least be able to view models in some capacity. You at least think that you can look at models that are deemed the sexiest and hottest on a site like Chaturbate, but that simply doesn’t fucking happen. And it’s not going to happen either.
Chatterbate only exists to redirect horny fuckers like you to Chaturbate. That’s about it. To that end, you cannot browse any models on Chatterbate. There is no way to see the hottest models, any top rated models, or anything in that regard. All you can do is learn more about Chaturbate in general, and that fucking sucks.
The most annoying part of all is that, thanks to the pop-up that makes the site look unusable, you would think that accessing Chatterbate is impossible unless you start fucking clicking around on different links in the pop-up. If it hadn’t been for my genius ass over on ThePornDude doing my due diligence to get inside the guts of a site like Chatterbate and see how it works, you’d never figure out how to access Chatterbate either! You can fucking thank me later!
Suggestions:
Chatterbate is a porn resource site that details many things you need to know about Chaturbate and cam modeling platforms in general. Unfortunately, there isn’t a lot going for the site. You cannot browse models, it is confusing to even access the site, and the text on Chatterbate is confusing and actually misnames Chaturbate throughout its content. Chatterbate needs to completely overhaul the site and add content with value if it hopes to grow.