If you ask most normies about their feelings on the world of cartoon porn, they often tend to respond negatively and say some shit like, ‘’why would I watch some outdated cartoon porn when I can watch a real woman get fucked in 4K, bro?’’
But the reality is that these porn consumers are missing out on so much cool shit. These days, the world of cartoon porn has seen a massive surge in popularity, and as a result, the quality of the smut in question has boomed.
There are several reasons why so many folks are flocking to the world of cartoon porn sites. For starters, there’s a lot more room for creativity in animated porn that a physical porn director could never dream of unless they had a gigantic budget to pull it off.
It can also be a solid way to live out your fantasies related to your favorite mainstream cartoons. For example, you’ve no doubt wanted to see what goes on in Quagmire’s sex room on Family Guy, right? And I know you’ve for sure dreamed of what an alternative version of The Simpsons would look like if Marge went to the Springfield Nuclear power plant to drop off Homer’s lunch, only to get gangbanged by the employees who see her as lunch!
While this kind of perverted cartoon content isn’t the kind of stuff you could expect to see on the big screen, it can easily be viewed on your smaller screen by the wealth of cartoon porn sites currently on the scene that are providing some utter filth in the form of animated smut. But with so many cartoon porn websites around, it can also be a pain in the ass to know where to start.
But, as always, it’s time to put your faith in the trusted hands of The Porn Dude and allow me to guide you through this sticky world of cartoon porn sites and teach you about the sites that will make all of your naughty animated dreams come true, and avoid those which will only cause nightmares.
Up for review today is a site called Cartoonporn.pro, which, at the time of writing, was packing more than 26,000 cartoon videos. Now, I want to get immersed in this site and find out whether it really has the right to use the .pro extension in its domain. Join me!
What is Cartoonporn.pro?
Cartoonporn.pro is, as its name suggests, a website that specializes in a wide range of cartoon porn spread across a tonne of niches. According to Internet archive software, the site is pretty new and seems to have kicked off in the middle of 2021.
From Lara Croft and Family Guy to The Simpsons and My Hero Academia, the site promises to fulfill the cartoon porn fantasies of numerous niches through thousands of videos on offer. It claims that its content is 100% free and can be equally enjoyed via mobile and desktop.
It all sounds fun so far, right? But I never take a porn site at face value and always pledge to go deeper than anyone has before. That’s precisely what I’m going to be doing with Cartoonporn.pro as I plunge my virtual dick into its cartoon porn collection in the next section!
What’s The Cartoon Porn Like on Cartoonporn.pro?
With more than 26K porn cartoons to sink into, Cartoonporn.pro can offer a porn portfolio that you can easily get lost in. That’s something I want to avoid, and it’s why I’ve undertaken a personal mission through the site’s entire portfolio to find out the highlights and give you a snapshot of the quality of content that can be expected.
● Predator Fucks a Busty Blonde Up The Ass! – Man, what would Arnie say about this? If you remember the Jesse Ventura line in the original Predator Movie, ‘’This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!’’ then you’ll love this 3D porn flick. It seems like the actual sexual Tyrannosaurus was the Predator itself, as can be seen in this perverted video that shows him fucking a busty blonde deep in the ass on his spaceship before covering her in sticky jizz and then sending her back to earth bow-legged! This girl certainly didn’t call him an ‘’ugly son of a bitch’’ like Arnie did!
● The Tentacle Gloryhole – This horny 19-year-old slut dropped to her knees at a local Gloryhole, hoping to get some cock in her mouth. Instead, she was subjected to a multiple penetration sex adventure when a tentacle-bound monster crept through the hole. It wasn’t what she was expecting, but it’s safe to say that she’ll definitely be back!
● Marge Simpson has a Hot Threesome With Carl and Lenny – When Marge goes to Homer’s workplace to bring him lunch, she realizes his lazy ass has already left to go and get some donuts. Little did she know that his two horny colleagues, Carl and Lenny, had their eyes on Marge’s donut, and it didn’t take long for her to be pinned between them both in a cheating interracial spitroast that ends with a dose of BBC and BWC cum spurted all over her yellow tits. This cartoon porno really adds a whole new dimension to the time when Homer said the line, “Marge, you know it’s rude to talk when my mouth is full.”
The Design of the Site
I always love it when a site rocks an eye-catching logo that sums up the theme of its content well, and this is something that Cartoonporn.pro has done a solid job of. The site’s logo spells out ‘’Cartoon Porn’’ in fittingly cartoonish lettering, and it’s accompanied by a graphic of a cartoon character that strikes an uncanny resemblance to someone from Family Guy.
To the right of the logo is a prominent search bar and a translation plugin that lets you switch the site’s language from English to everything from Spanish and Turkish to Korean and Russian. Underneath the main header section is the site’s menu, which is made up of ten links taking you to places like the homepage, categories, albums, latest and top-rated content, cartoon porn artists, and the community page.
The site’s homepage is divided into two sections, with the first being a sidebar and the second being a selection of the most popular videos of the week. The sidebar hosts two vertical sections detailing the site’s most popular categories and the most sought-after cartoon characters, each with a ticker showing how much content is contained within each.
The portfolio of videos on the homepage displays porn cartoons in rows of three thumbnails that are accompanied by a title, duration, content tags, and a button showing whether it’s available to watch in HD or not. Towards the bottom of the site is a footer home to a selection of the site’s most popular content tags, an intro to the site, and some standard admin pages.
What I Like Most About It
For anybody who is seeking a cartoon porn collection that will blur the lines between reality and fiction, they’re bound to find it within the warm and welcoming virtual thighs of a site like Cartoonporn.pro. With over 26,000 cartoon porn videos to watch and an equally booming set of niches to choose from, it’s hard to find yourself becoming bored while exploring the site.
The site design is also top-tier, and the people behind it have made it easy to navigate and find the kind of smut you want in the fastest time possible. Despite a massive collection of porn on offer, it’s not overwhelming, and it’s easy for any porn fan to navigate.
Another thing that really helps with navigating the site is the combination of content screenshots accompanying each video and a handy preview roll that kicks in whenever you hover over the video’s thumbnail. This can enable you to save so much damn time when browsing through a porn collection of this size, and it really comes in handy.
And last but not least is the lack of third-party ads on the site. When I saw how much free porn Cartoonporn.pro had to offer at first, I was almost sure that the price would come in the form of third-party ads splashing across my screen like spurts of cum at a Bukkake gangbang. However, the site admins have taken a refreshingly responsible approach to ads, and there’s hardly any to be found on the site. Nice!
What I Don’t Like
Overall, there wasn’t much I didn’t like about Cartoonporn.pro. Still, I did feel that the site could be improved by adding more written content to it in the form of a blog covering all manner of cartoon porn topics, as this would do a great job of cementing the brand in this niche, providing reading content to the site’s users, and beefing up SEO overall.
Suggestions I Have for Cartoonporn.pro
Consider adding a cartoon porn blog to the site and building up a foundation of articles tackling high-traffic keywords. There are all manner of topics that can be covered in this niche, and, better yet, many of them can be linked back to content that is already hosted on your site and ranking.
Conclusion
Overall, Cartoonporn.pro is a site with a solid collection of porn cartoon filth that can be enjoyed in an environment that is mainly free of third-party ads. The site runs faster than most guys do when a busty Goth Tinder date pulls out a BBC strap-on when they get back to her place, and it’s a shit-load of fun to explore. Add a decent cartoon porn blog to this site, and you have a solid winner on your sticky hands!