The fetish community is very tight-knit. These are the least judgmental people you can find on the planet. It doesn’t matter how weird or whacky your fetish is. You will find brothers and sisters in arms, ready to pop balloons in your ears or take a steamy dump on your face. This is what I imagine Jesus had in mind for Christianity. But, unfortunately, they kept the weird sex stuff and ditched the lack of judgment.
Where I fit into this fetish shit is fascinating. I don’t have one fetish as much as all fetishdom is my fetish. I can find something to like in almost every area except taboo, simps, and poop. By coincidence, the title of my memoir will be “Incest, Simps, and poop.” Let’s cover some extreme examples and what people get from them.
Yin and Yang, Piss and Wang
I might as well begin with the counterpoint of poop, piss. There are a couple of things people can get out of being pissed on. First is the humiliation of it all. Society sees getting pissed on as one of the most disrespectful things you can do to someone. It says, “fuck you, you worthless piece of shit,” and that makes some men stiff as a board. Especially men of prestige and power in the regular world. They love to take off the cloak of confidence and let themselves be ground into the dirt.
Humiliation is a widely recognized aspect of piss porn, but I have a personal theory on why men like it that’s less accepted. The building of the need to piss, the holding it back, and its eventual release mimic the process of having an orgasm. That final moment of release is like the release of tension a woman feels as an orgasm wells up. But, of course, you fucks have no idea what that sentence means because you haven’t made a women cum since you bumped your head on your mom’s clit while being birthed. You probably don’t even think female orgasms are a real thing.
Believe it or not, there is a fetish titled simply “sexual fetishism,” and it is a sexual attraction to inanimate objects. Once again, there are a couple of aspects to this one. First off, sexual fetishism is prevalent amongst men who struggle to gather the affection of real women. Transferring that lust to an inanimate object returns the power back into the fetishists’ hands. No longer are they at the mercy of every women’s whims. They can pick up an Asian body pillow or warm apple pie and fuck the shit out of that instead.
Second, as with many fetishes, sexual fetishism can be triggered by events as a youth. Perhaps the first way you discovered to masturbate was by humping a hole in a stuffed animal or a pile of dirty laundry. The moment you came while balls deep in a parcel filled with packing peanuts, your fate was sealed. Now every time the mail arrives, pre-cum drips down your dick tip.
Dacryphilia is a fetish for crying people, and my theory is that it develops as a defense mechanism. In fact. I bet a lot of my readers have this one. If women are so incredibly disappointed by your performance in bed that they cry, you have two choices. Internalize that shame and never have sex again or turn it into a fetish and pretend that was the goal of sex all along.
Lovers of the armpit are known as Maschalagnists, and the impetus here is clear. Any part of the body that can take a grip of a dick and jerk it will be fetishized by someone. That includes armpits, knee pits, thighs, forearms, feet, and between the neck and shoulder. As the age-old poem says, “if it strokes, the penis will yoke.” Have you never heard of this poem? That’s probably because you can’t read.
Depending on how you define it, one could say I have Mechanophilia or an attraction to machines. I’m not sure if it counts because the machine I love is my TSRPV2 (Tesla Sex Robot Prototype Version Two.) Ever since Elon Musk himself mailed me a TSRPV2 for my professional review, I’ve hardly been able to crawl off the thing. The English language can’t describe the shit it can do to my penis – the vaginal dexterity could never hope to be matched by a real woman. Honestly, I may never return to biological pussy ever again.
No matter which flavor of fetish you partake in, you can find a bitch in the fetish category of Camsoda that’s doing it. Camsoda is one of the top five most popular live streaming porn sites on the internet, so you know they will have a shit ton of performers to choose from. The place attracts some of the most attractive bitches to ever get naked in front of a webcam.
All that experience translates into a fantastic and easily navigable website. You can read books and study all you want, but nothing beats experience. Before I dive into site design, I want to say that the admin is just releasing a new version of Camsoda as I am writing this. At this time, both were available, but not every feature still worked on the old one, so I’m going to review the new one. If you are already familiar with the site, please don’t panic. The site’s layout is the same, and everything is still where you expect it to be. Most of the change happened behind the curtain.
The main menu resides up top and has the options Home, Go live, Dating, Exclusive vids, My media, Top vids, BB, and Shop. If you haven’t disappointed your parents enough with your existence, why not show up to family dinner rocking a Camsoda T-shirt. Your Dad will recognize that shit immediately, and I bet your Mom is a performer already. What I’m trying to say is that your Mom’s a ho.
Below the main menu is a list of popular tags, including such gems as Voyeur, Lovense, Shemale, Teen eighteen plus, Live sex, and Milf. A filter runs down the left side to help you hunt down the right slut whore for you. First, select the gender you’re looking for—Female, Male, Couple, or trans. Next, specify how much money you are looking to spend. Prices range from six tokens a minute all the way up to one hundred and twenty tokens a minute. At the moment, tokens are on sale for half off. This means the price for three hundred tokens has dropped from twenty-nine ninety-nine to fourteen ninety-nine.
Once you have that selected, choose from a list of ethnicities (White, Ebony, Latin, and Asian) and general tags (Teen, Milf, Big tits, Big ass, etc.) And because of how popular Camsoda is globally, they offer their site in fifteen languages. You can also select bitches based on region. Your options are North America, Central America, South America, Europe, Eastern Europe, and Asia.
Clit Suckers and Booty Twerkers
Along the right side of the screen are the top BB post and top Camsoda clips. Right now, the too BB post is of a performer named Evelyn Stone Jilling with a clit sucker. The thumbnail shows her squirting, and her face says it all. She is in heaven. You can join her. I highly recommend you look her up the next time you log on. She is a consummate pussy performance artist.
Another of my favorite performers on Camsoda is Jessica Simpsin. This milk chocolate beauty has ass and tits for days and days. When she slowly twerks for the cam, it makes my dick wants to detach and mail itself directly to this bitch’s pussy. Her face is angelic, and it’s evident this chick is a freak-a-leak Monique.
Another freak I love to visit is PrettyElisabeth. This bitch is drop-dead gorgeous and would let you do anything to her. Her tits are perfect, and the only thing better is her ass. Plus, I bet her mouth game is out of this world. I check to see if she is online every time I visit.
Camsoda is one of the most well-known live streaming porn sites on the web for a reason. They provide a fantastic service, host an array of talented and sexy performers, and maintain a well-designed site. You won’t get much better than this place. I visit at least once a week, which says a lot considering my intense jerk-off schedule. I rarely repeat one site in a month.
These guys are pros, but that doesn’t mean they couldn’t use some improvement. Cam soda realizes this also, and that’s why they just released a new version of the site. They are always getting better. I would love to see the fetish cams be more specific about what fetish a performer is performing at that time. I understand that they switch it up fairly often, but a label would make browsing easier.
If plain old recorded fetish porn has gotten old for you, try a live stream. I promise you won’t be disappointed.