Bukkake Now! Stop the phony bukkake shows! Here comes the real deal! A stream of Japanese cum is in the house, ready to entertain! Meet bukkakenow.com, the site of a pretty straightforward name and one purpose only – prove that Japanese chicks are pros at taking cum all over their faces without blinking an eye. The Land of The Rising Sun, or better said The Land of The Dripping Cum, and this is probably the most offensive thing I have ever written about the land of Samurais! Never mind! Here comes the review!
The largest collection of bukkake vids
I mean, look at the fucking logo?! It’s bold, it’s out there, it’s stupid and original at the same time. The same goes for the website name. I am still not sure if I like the background because I am not sure if the splatter of white all over red is meant to represent a jizz explosion, some kind of allegorical presentation of a smoke-filled room where all kinds of crazy stuff happen, or some kind of a marble-like pattern that is supposed to add a touch of luxury to the whole face-spraying ordeal. Beats me!
In case you fuckers still haven’t figured it out, I am referring to the bukkakenow.com homepage. Hmm, the slideshow claims that the joint is a huge library of smut, but the only number I see on the first page is 184 Best bukkake videos. Let’s just hope that this is the webmaster’s choice for the day, to show the essence of this place in the best way possible. I am also getting a distinct feeling that I am not gonna be able to watch videos for free. Yeah, yeah, TPD’s name opens all smut doors, but I want to take a look at bukkakenow.com from the mortals’ standpoint. That’s just the way I want to play today.
It’s time for some detail work
Horny fuckers always wanna know the running time, acting like they really watch a porn movie from the beginning till the end, 30 minutes straight, without skipping right to the ass banging scene right away. Ok, ok, let’s keep this charade going for a bit longer and discuss the length of movies on bukkakenow.com. Roughly speaking, it’s about 30 minutes. More than enough for you to stroke your dong meticulously, adding more lube here and there until your mama comes back from the store and brews you a nice hot cup of coffee.
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The thumbnails look good, although they don’t show any kind of preview. However, the HD sign is on a number of vids, which is a good sign, as well as the pornstar’s name below each flick. That usually means that the filtering is gonna be a breeze. We’ll see about that!
At the top of the collection, I chose to see the latest movies. You can also pick flicks with the most views and the longest ones, but I wanted to check how diligent bukkakenow.com was. One new video every day looks like a good score. Just to help you fuckers out a bit more, I did check out the longest videos section and discovered that one of the vids on bukkakenow.com hits and exceeds the two-hour mark, while many others are over one-hour long. So far, so good!
It’s time to rock’n’roll!
Time to play one of the videos. So, I chose to check out the longest one. On the right side of the player, I saw some preview pictures and the description, tags, pornstar’s name, and categories below it. Guess what happened when I tried to hit play?! Just as I thought, bukkakenow.com is a premium joint, and I am slowly beginning to understand why. I mean, it looks damn fine! Not a single ad in sight, the filtering tools look amazing, the HD sign is all over the place, and the videos feature some good-looking Japanese hoes. Nothing wrong with spending a couple of bucks on a good website. Trust me on that one!
The cheapest option is to go with the three-day trial and spend $1 on that. Just imagine what you can do with your little head for three days straight. Put on the blinds, grab that half-used tube of lube, and wank at will. The monthly subscription plan is $39.99/month, the three-month one is $29.99/month, while the longest and the long-term is a yearly plan that will cost you $12.99/month. The fucking phenomenal news is that you unlock a whole network for the price of one membership plan. Twenty-one sites in total, to be exact – Analnippon, Ocreampies, BigTitsTokyo…come on, check the list on your own.
What I do need to discover, and I know that you don’t have the mental capacity to, is to check out the total number of videos offered by this Asian network. Just so you know, the trial version probably won’t unlock the whole network but give you some kind of limited access, usually to the latest bukkakenow.com videos. Damn, 13K+ videos at your disposal. It’s weird that bukkakenow.com missed out on the opportunity to mention this number on its homepage. It’s a fucking home run of marketing, THE thing to be mentioned, and someone thought it was not worth mentioning. Odd shit!
Back to bukkakenow.com’s content
Bukkakenow.com has 170+ scenes on its own, but that’s not that important because members unlock the whole network. When you look at things from that standpoint, then the site’s vibe and content don’t matter much either because you unlock diversity, kinks, and fetishes for the price of one plan, but I am here to review bukkakenow.com, and I am gonna do it no matter what. Bukkakenow.com focuses on innocent-looking Asian vixens with the focus on their inner sex beast that they are releasing from within the moment the cameras start rolling. They look demure and shit, but the truth is they are cum-thirsty all the time. You got the point.
Of course, you do know that a 30-minute-long video has to show something else but the grand explosion moment. The videos on bukkakenow.com are hardcore, uncensored, and raw. Don’t get that innocent ordeal mess with your head. There are plenty of teachers banging students scenes, group sex, double penetration, throat fucking, public sex, ripped pantyhose…you know, the place is kinky. Not Japanese-level kinky, but more of Western-style smut shot in a dormitory style.
The filtering tools worthy of a payment
The categories list can be used for the filtering! If you needed me to tell you that, you are a fucking mongo, but I don’t mind dealing with dweebs. The categories list reveals that the majority of videos fall under the Blowjob category. 124 videos, to be exact. Hardcore and gangbang follow, sending all future members a clear signal that bukkakenow.com is not some softcore shithole. Only one video featuring a MILF might be a problem, but hey, remember that whole network ordeal? It’s all fine!
The list of tags, as another phenomenal filtering tool, is neatly organized in alphabetical order. The models’ list might be another cool thing to use, but it depends on how many Japanese pornstars you know. If you have a favorite slut, make sure to check this list out. The names don’t mean shit to me, and I am wondering why anyone would put stuff like blood type in the model info section.
Another thing I expected to see from a premium website is some kind of bio, but bukkakenow.com chose not to deal with that tedious crap. Another fine thing that you should know is that bukkakenow.com offers downloadable DVD releases, and the page shows info like the file size, running time, featured models, and so on. All in all, bukkakenow.com checks the majority of premium website boxes.
Time to end this shit
The best thing about bukkakenow.com is that it is a part of a big-ass network. Bonus content, my dear fuckers! That’s what you like to hear, right?! The trial option is a cool way to get a glimpse inside bukkakenow.com, but I suggest you go big or go home. Truth be told, spending a couple of dollars to unlock a monstrous collection of diverse Asian porn is a fucking bargain. Don’t be a sissy! Go premium!