When it comes to women, the tastes of men vary. Some guys love a girl with big porn milkers that you could lose your car keys in. Others go wild when they see a girl with naturally plump dick-sucking lips that can empty any set of balls she comes across. But then, there is the kind of guy who goes weak in the knees for a fat, juicy, oiled-up booty!
The latter type of man truly has good taste. I mean, is there any better sight than having two giant ass cheeks engulf your cock and jiggle all over it hypnotically? Well, maybe the sight of a fat booty coming down on your face like a space shuttle returning to Earth as you countdown to the face-sitting session of a lifetime.
As a porn connoisseur, I also have a soft spot for a girl with a thick ass, and I’ve spent a lot of time reviewing some of the finest booty porn sites on the web to keep my ass-loving readers informed about which ones are best and those which you’d be best off avoiding. However, I’m always looking for something different, niche, and unique.
Today, my horny readers, I may have just found it! The topic of today’s review isn’t your ordinary porn site. In fact, it’s a Christmas-themed adult site with a unique take on booty porn. However, I’ve come across exciting-looking sites before, only to be disappointed when I dig beneath the sticky surface, so I was keen to do an in-depth review of this booty site to see what it was really all about.
So, will Booty-Christmas.com be a Christmas present better than waking up to a thick booty black chick with a lubed-up asshole ready to slide her gift over your cock? Or will it be an experience worse than privately trying out your new Bluetooth headphones on Christmas day only to accidentally connect to your mum’s latest Bluetooth speaker downstairs and broadcast The Big Booty Oiled-Up Anal Massacre (With 4K Prolapse) at full volume?
Let’s find out!
What is Booty-Christmas.com?
In terms of adult sites, Booty-Christmas.com is somewhere between a porn site and an NSFW game. Centered around the 25 days leading up to Christmas day in December, it provides anyone who visits with a daily video of a big booty for people to open and enjoy. Hey, it’s better than shitty chocolates, right?
However, while looking at videos of girls’ asses every day until Christmas sounds like a good way to take your mind off the stress and bullshit that comes with the holidays, I was keen to see whether any of the big booty porn this site gives to people was actually worth watching. Read on to find out!
What’s The Booty Porn Like on Booty-Christmas.com?
Booty-Christmas.com has a piece of big booty porn for all 25 days leading up to Christmas. Sure, 25 pieces of porn isn’t the most extensive selection, but it’s the novelty concept of opening each one like an advent calendar that makes this site unique. But was the porn worth sneaking away from the Christmas shopping trip to beat your meat? Let’s find out as I reveal some of the highlights that lie behind the doors of this NSFW advent calendar!
●    2nd of December – The second day of the month of Christmas welcomes users with a sleazy video of the divine ebony cam slut known as Princess Haze. Watching this hot black girl show off her gym-fit booty to the camera while oiling up her body is badass and a solid way to start the month. But the best part of all? Her gorgeous ebony pussy is leaking all over the carpet!
●    Christmas Eve – It’s always an exciting day in the countdown to Christmas, so I wanted to see how this site could make it more exciting! The Christmas Eve door of the horny advent calendar shows the gorgeous blonde slut Laryn Budi dressed in a sparkly bodystocking and bouncing her divine booty all over the screen before sliding the crotch aside to reveal a light-up butt plug deep in her ass and finishing off by flashing her all-natural tits. Nice!
●    Christmas Day – I was keen to see what the most important day on this adult advent calendar had to offer, and I wasn’t disappointed. The final door of this calendar contains a video with the adult model called Carla’s Fantasy. Dressed as a slutty Santa, Carla presents her springy booty to the camera and slides her red panties aside to reveal a dripping wet pussy and a sexy asshole ripe for fucking. Damn, who wouldn’t want to wake up to that on Christmas day?
So, the porn is worth watching, that’s for sure. But what about the site’s design? Is it easy to use regardless of how tech-savvy you are? Let’s take a look at how it all works next!
The Design of the Site
In terms of design, it’s clear that some skilled minds are behind Booty-Christmas.com because this site is sleek, stylish, and unique. From the top, the site welcomes you with a dropdown burger menu followed by an elegant logo and a button that takes you to a third-party dating site in case you want to find some real booty to bury your cock inside.
The dropdown menu takes you to five other similar sites in the network, such as a daily calendar of titties to enjoy 365 days a year and a Daddy Christmas Calendar with men inside, which is ideal for horny chicks and gay or bi guys to enjoy.
Then we have the calendar itself. Like a traditional advent calendar, it’s laid out over a well-designed cartoon of a Christmas tree with 3D snowdrops trickling down the page. Each window has a question mark until you click on it, which then opens up into a separate window for you to enjoy the kinky treat within!
When you view one of the kinky videos within, you’re also given a solid array of metadata and further details below. For example, not only is the girl’s name featured, but there are also links to her socials ranging from Reddit to OnlyFans. This is ideal for finding more content of any particular Christmas sluts you find your dick glued to!
In terms of ads, the site isn’t overwhelming, and the main third-party ad is a sticky menu at the bottom of the site that displays mini thumbnails of seven cam models currently performing live on an external site.
What I Like Most About it
I have a soft spot for sites that genuinely manage to pull off something unique and different from the rest. Booty-Christmas.com is definitely one of them, and this site has the potential to take a lot of the stress out of what is often an intense holiday period by providing some decent smut centered around amateur big booty porn!
I also love how the site features the names of each girl featured and links to her NSFW socials on sites like OnlyFans, Twitter, or Reddit, allowing you to indulge in more of their booty-shaking antics outside the site.
In terms of design, Booty-Christmas.com is badass, and it’s clear that a lot of time and effort has been invested in this site. It loads flawlessly, is fun, and is super simple to use, even one-handed!
It’s nice that the site also has a robust range of similar sites in its network, such as the 365-day calendar focusing on titty content and the NSFW male calendar for those who prefer to see cocks over twats!
What I Don’t Like
My biggest gripe with the site is a lack of a secure SSL certificate. However, the site is currently listed for Christmas 2022, so, likely, it has just expired, and the admins are probably waiting until closer to Christmas of this year to update the site.
Suggestions I Have for Booty-Christmas.com
My only suggestion would be to renew the SSL certificate on the site. It’s usually free with most hosting packages these days and adds an extra level of trustworthiness to the site. These days, it’s imperative to have one.
Conclusion
Damn, the build-up to Christmas never looked so good! Overall, Booty-Christmas.com is a decent site that provides a unique form of porn consumption and allows you to indulge in amazing videos of big booty sluts doing their thing in the 25 days leading up to Christmas. Once it sorts out the lack of an SSL certificate, it’ll be a powerful site!