Boobie Blog! Big boobs. Giant jugs. Enormous melons. Huge tits. Massive breasts. There are so many ways to refer to those luxurious flesh pillows our favorite women are blessed with, whether they be the knockers on your dream-girl pornstar or the perky little ta-tas on the girl next door. The dude who writes the Boobie Blog has been rambling about exquisite mammary glands since 2005, making him somewhat of an expert on the topic.
In a world of free video tubes, premium lesbian networks, and live cam shows, the blog format may seem a little dated. Hell, everything seems old-fashioned when you compare that shit to 6K virtual reality anal bangs delivered right to your eyeballs. Blogs are going to stand the test of time, though; they’re simple, efficient, and don’t require a shit-ton of bandwidth or resources to pull off well. Boobieblog.com gets around 1.4 million visits a month, so you’d better believe they’re doing this shit right.
Talking About Boobs Since 2005
The name of BoobieBlog should tell you everything you need to know about the topic of discussion. In case you’re a little slow, watching movies in beanbag chairs when the other fuckers were learning basic math, the motto at the top of the screen sums it up: WHERE I TALK ABOUT BOOBS! POSTING BIG TITS SINCE 2005! I like the all-caps yelling, because frankly, you may need somebody to shout in your face if you didn’t guess this was a titty site.
You know what, though? I think the most illiterate motherfucker in the world would get the gist right away. You can be a mongoloid ordering Chicken McNuggets of the picture menu and still get raging hard at just a glimpse of the front page, or really any of the regular posts on the blog.
In typical blog fashion, the site updates multiple times a day with posts about, wait for it, boobies! I’m checking out the site with my morning coffee and rail of crushed Viagra, so I was pleased to see a nice selection of naked jugs in today’s selection of Morning Boobs.
Morning Boobs are a daily feature on BoobieBlog. Today they’ve got a video of an amateur babe with amazing tits playing with herself, a dude with a monster cock absolutely wrecking a teen twat, and another huge-booby girl riding her dildo. There are throwback pics of Rachel Hunter in the buff, a short video of Rita Ora’s bouncing breasts in a revealing top, and swimsuit model Brooks Nader in a sheer dress and pasties.
The links all go to sites like ORSM, Porn18Sex and Celeb Jihad. Outgoing links are pretty typical of the blog format, and one of the reasons they work so well as a low-resource website. BoobieBlog doesn’t really host their own media, which means they’re not going to struggle with bandwidth or anything. Not only that, but you get content from all over the web.
Beneath the text links, today’s Morning Boobies include a selection of big-boobed thumbnails leading to bigger-boobed full-size images, again hosted elsewhere. You’ve probably already guessed the subject of these photos, but I’ll describe a few just because it makes my dick hard. There’s a blonde with luscious jugs hanging out of her unbuttoned top, a thick MILF with her natural breasts dangling from her lingerie, a fully nude Latina showing off her ripe, round little rack, and a raven-haired beauty feeling her own knockers, which happen to be as big as her head.
Celebrity Breasts and Pornstar Tits Galore
Of course, blog owners are free to post whatever the fuck they want. Most blogs have a range of post styles, from video links to photos to articles and lists of the Top Ten Things You Should Buy Right Now So You Don’t Die, complete with affiliate links. Thankfully, I don’t see a bunch of clickbait bullshit at the BoobieBlog, but I do see a shit-ton of different posts about boobies.
As The Porn Dude, I really appreciate pervert sites on the web where they know their shit. The dude running this one is always coming up with content featuring some of the hottest sluts with the nicest breasts in the industry. The last post yesterday was a series of photos featuring Luna Star in a pink bikini. He’s got a little write-up about how she looks like a glossy Michael Bay movie, an assessment I can get behind. She certainly caused a bunch of explosions on my end, though they were a lot stickier than anything from a Transformers film.
Another recent photoset included MILFs Brandi Love and Reagan Foxx working for the weekend. These sluts are dressed like they’re working in an office in the ‘80s, at least for the first couple pics. After that, it’s all naked jugs, cunt rubbing, and pussy licking.
The Luna post was all photos, but there’s a video trailer included from AdultTime that shows off just a tiny bit of the action in full-motion video. The boardroom is a gaggle of male business voices talking over each other until the broads get serious. The video isn’t X-rated at all, so feel free to watch it in front of your mom. She’ll think it’s a powerful office women drama from the ‘80s, so you can tell her it’s from the same director as 9-to-5 and not some Girlsway pervert who keeps dropping big-name lesbian pornos.
Both of these posts take free content from elsewhere and serve it up in one convenient place. Sure, you could surf sites like Digital Playground and AdultTime, looking for the free shit, but a site like BoobieBlog makes it easy to browse a bunch of different titty-related content without busting out the credit card. Should you get so raging hard you feel like splurging on more naked tits, and maybe some exclusive HD video, convenient links are always provided.
Off-Site Tits and Original Boob Content
I ain’t about to complain about third-party content, especially when it features girls like Demmy Blaze, Aria Kai, and Nicki Minaj showing off their knockers or at least flashing some cleavage out in public. Most straight dudes are going to get big stiffies just loading up the front page, but I’m always curious what kind of original content you can find on a blog. Any decent one should have some articles and news about its topic, which in this case I boobies.
Yesterday, BoobieBlog featured a writeup about HentaiSea. It’s not as in-depth a review as what you’d find on ThePornDude, but it did point me toward some new shit to fap to. As you may have guessed from the name, HentaiSea is a streaming hentai site. The article talks about how you can stream porno cartoons from the ‘70s all the way up to today’s new-fangled footjob and tentacle anime. The author is pretty enthusiastic, but can you blame him? Dude likes giant tits, and they don’t get bigger than the ones in those breast-expansion hentai flicks.
Another recent update features a bunch of photos of Angela White at the 2024 AVN Awards Nominations. The pics should rightfully be there on account of all the beautiful cleavage on display, but it’s also some legitimate news about the world of titty fandom. The big-breasted babe is currently up for 11 different accolades, including the prestigious Female Performer of the Year award. Good luck, Angela!
I worked my way to the Interviews section of the site and found Q&A sessions with babes like Asa Akira, Melina Mason, and Mariah Milano. They even have an interview with a nude maid, who I’m now trying to hire to clean up the dried jizz crusting up my masturbation chamber.
Admittedly, original content ain’t really the name of the game over at BoobieBlog. They put out some fresh new material from time to time, but really they’re all about aggregating beautiful breast-related content from around the web. The Categories tag breaks it down into a bunch of simple, and I mean very simple, subgenres; Boob Fun, Celebrities, Mainstream Models and Vintage Boobs are among their top offerings.
It’s really hard to present page after page of titties in an unappealing way. BoobieBlog.com may not have much in the way of original content, but they post ripe jugs from all over the web all day long. It’s a good place for a quick look/wank at some bouncy round breasts, so take a look if you like to keep up on the world of famous, beautiful boobies.