Blow Bang Girls! Where should I cum? It’s an age-old question with as many answers as grains of sand on all the world’s beaches. While men may not have as potent of orgasms as women do, we get the gift of cum. We get to see our nut fly out of our body, travel through the air, and land on the object of our choosing. Our cock doubles as a paintbrush, and everything around us is a canvas.
Cum Where you Are
I can tell you my favorite three places to cum without even thinking about it. Give me a pussy, mouth, or asshole any day of the week, and I’m a happy camper. However, in a close fourth place is a bitches face. It’s sad that women don’t get to experience busting a nut on a dude’s face.
There are squirters out there, but depending on the type you are, it’s tough to aim a pussy squirt at a face and hit your target. To those who can do it, count your blessings. They are many.
Busting a nut on some dumb cunts face is a blast, but not as much of a blast as blowing your seed into an orifice. However, when it comes to porn, facials are much more effective. The viewer is able to enjoy the nuance of the moment with greater accuracy than when a cream pie is happening.
Plus, most porn cream pies happen near the outside of the pussy so that we may observe its glory. But when I sling ropes into a bitches pussy I do it as deep in her snatch as I can. I want that shit to fly out her nose like she laughed while drinking heavy cream. That’s how the lord intended.
So when it comes to explosive cum shots in porn, facials are the fucking best. I’ll answer your next question before you get a chance to ask it. Yes, I’ve done permanent damage to a bitches vision by cannonballing a wad of nut butter at her face with the force of a major league pitcher.
I’ll answer another question you probably have. Have I ever bounced my cum off one bitches forehead and onto another? I certainly did. Has it ever continued onto a third? Hell yes. Has a fourth bitch caught a little splash on occasion? Do I even need to answer that question? Of fucking course she has. What do I look like, the Not Porndude?
It’s unlikely that many of my readers sling ropes as I do. When you fuckers cum, only a little dibble leaks out the tip. It probably couldn’t even get a Morman pregnant, and those bitches create spawn if they look at a diagram of sperm anatomy too long.
Your tiny insignificant drip of cum is nothing in comparison to my monster wads of baby batter. However, I invite you to live the dream on a little website called BlowBangGirls.
The Lazy Orgy
Think of a blow bang as a gang bang, but with cock sucking instead of cock fucking. My favorite aspect of a blowbang is that I don’t have to do much. Orgies are a blast, but they take some fucking work. By the time all is said and done, everyone is exhausted. But after a blow bang, I’m ready for another round.
Blow Bang Girls focuses on amateur performers in both the male and female roles. To increase its realism even further, it’s shot in a gonzo style, which means no cutting, editing, or skipping the good parts. Instead, you get to see the scene just how it went down in real life.
If the bitch is a newbie who has never done anything like this before, you’ll see it. The nervous fear in her eyes will be palpable as her face gets glazed in layer after layer of man paste.
If a bitch is a blow-bang vet, you’ll be able to tell immediately. Her command of cock will be unmatched. Some of these sluts are straight-up cock composers. It’s like watching an animated conductor guide a symphony through some classic Mozart piece. There is nothing like watching a master at work.
The King and Queen of Blow Banging
So who the fuck is running this place, anyway? Blow Bang Girls is the collective effort of the husband and wife team, Rob and Dawn Marie. This super duo has been running porn sites on the net for over twenty years now. As you can imagine, they have learned a thing or two about porn over that time.
What’s unique about Blow Bang Girls is that this is the first time the two created a porn site that doesn’t feature them in front of the camera. Usually, they are porn virtuosos doing the filming, directing, producing, editing, and acting. This time they stay behind the camera and use their two decades of experience to bring you pure masturbation magic.
This is also the first time they are using professional-level equipment. Obviously, these guys aren’t some massive multinational porn conglomerate. They are just a husband and wife team with a passion for creating porn. Now that they are armed with the latest in camera, mic, and editing tech, they can bring you blow-bangs like never before.
Dicks / Cocks
Why did these perverted bastards choose blow banging as the niche they would focus on? “That’s simple. Girls sucking the dicks / cocks of multiple guys and getting their face covered with multiple loads of cum is hot! There is nothing as hot as a cum hungry slut.” Well said, Rob and Dawn. Well said. I’m not sure what the difference between a cock and dick is that it required you to mention both, but I feel your love for the game.
…And You Can Too
I have a little surprise for you, pathetic and pitiful low lives. The men featured in Blow Bang Girls are guys like you. They find them on the street, in sex clubs, and from the site itself. Many have never been in porn before and have spent most of their lives jerking off as opposed to having sex. Do you know what that means? It means Blow Bang Girls could be your ticket to a blow job and immortality. Catalog your one success in life for generations to enjoy.
Rob and Dawn have a few different Twitter handles you can use to contact them about getting your dick / cock involved in the action. Head over to either @BlowBangGirls, @DawnMariesDream, or @AZRobJr and let them know your stunt penis is available for immediate use. You may want to give them the warning that you’ll probably cum in under thirty seconds, though.
Rob and Dawn don’t have the resources of a conglomerate such as Mind Geek, so ad revenue wouldn’t be enough to keep this endeavor aloft. That means Blow Bang girls is a Paid premium porn site. However, with your monthly subscription, you’ll also get access to three of their other sites. These are Selfie Suck, Girls Dream net, and Bathroom Creepers.
The Blow Bang Girls network offers four subscription levels, so you poor fucks can select the one that works best for your meager income. I know you were just promoted to manager of piss and shit clean-up at your local spicy chili food truck and port-a-potty emporium, but I doubt you’ll be retiring off that paycheck.
The first and most expensive option is a one-month recurring membership for $29.95. It’s not the most economically viable option, but it may be all you have saved up at the end of a month of cleaning spicy chili shits out of cheap mobile toilets.
The second option is a two-month non-recurring membership for $54.95. That knocks the price down a bit, but not enough for me. I have to be economical with my many hundreds of porn subscriptions.
The third choice is a three-month membership for $69.95. Now we are cooking with fire over here. However, it can still get cheaper than that even. Why not go all the way if you can?
The final and best selection is the half-year subscription that will only set you back $119.95. That ensures my readers are able to afford a membership and that Rob and Dawn are adequately compensated for their many efforts. It’s not often you see a husband and wife team this passionate about porn production.
Blow Bang Girls is everything I love about well-crafted amateur porn sites. These two pervs aren’t just here for the paycheck. They are here to make great porn that people want to see. The kind of porn that they would watch.
While Rob and Dawn have starred in plenty of their own porn, it would be fun to see them hop in front of the camera for one or two Blow Bang Girls videos. Why not? Let the masters show us how it’s done for once.
If you fuckers like amateur porn and group sex, Rob and Dawn have the perfect site. Secure a membership and start beating your meat silly today.