I really thought Bare Club was going to be a nudist colony when I heard the name, though maybe the concept is a little outdated. You rarely hear of those places mentioned by anybody without gray hair and saggy balls these days, but the joint we’ll be looking at today is truly a modern marvel. The concept has been around for a few years and probably dreamed about for centuries, but it’s only recently that we started seeing the full potential of the technology. Got any guesses what I’m talking about yet?
Bare.Club is a deepfake-making app that can turn your SFW pics into NSFW nudes. The domain wasn’t even registered until just a couple months ago, which could be a good sign or a bad sign; good because that newness promises current-gen features, bad because that also means it’s unproven. Well, my horny friends, today seemed like a great day to dig out a few pics and break out the ol’ fap sleeve. Let’s see how this nudifying machine lives up to the hype.
How Much Easier Could It Get?
I think 2023 will be remembered as the year Artificial Intelligence broke out, but 2024 might be the year it breaks into your home and replaces all your smut with machine-dreamed variations of the same kinks. I kid, but it’s been wild seeing how many of these sites have been popping up lately, how rapidly the technology is improving, and how quickly new adult subgenres are emerging. The current wave of AI-powered deepfake makers puts the handful of older options to shame; they’re much easier to use, and their results are much, much better.
Bare.Club sets itself apart from the start with a polished front page and clean logo that could have come off a bottle of shampoo. Perhaps it’s the same hair product the front-page ladies have been using on their luxurious locks, because they’ve all got that uncanny perfection you’ll recognize if you’ve been playing with the current crop of AI image generators.
The before and after shots out front have been cleaned up, the nipples erased in what seems like an attempt at a SFW landing page. I’m not sure why, given the whole purpose of the site, but who am I to judge? Barbie tits or not, it’s a damn fine sample. I just wanted to see it in action with a real photo of a real woman instead of an altered fake image of an imaginary lady.
You can try out Bare Club for free, but I wouldn’t throw anything too complex at it just yet. Free users get just five credits worth just five generations, and there are no refunds if you get a dud. My advice is to use a front-facing shot with tight clothing or not just much clothing at all, because those still tend to get the most consistent results.
Bare Club was offering tiered memberships, but they’re ditching them in favor of credit packages. I prefer one-size-fits all membership plans, but buying credits is easier than deciding which features are worth paying for. Prices here start at around $6 for 15 credits, with big discounts on bigger packages. The 300-credit bundle is forty bones, and they’re offering fat discounts on everything if you get in there early.
Making My First Nudes with Bare Club
The AI-powered nudification process at Bare.Club begins by uploading a photo. I started with what I figured would be an easy one for the machine, a snapshot I took of Riley Star when she visited me at PornDudeCasting. It’s a shot like I described above, with Riley standing, facing the camera. She’s wearing nothing but an official PornDude t-shirt and a pair of panties.
Up until today, all of the auto-nudifiers I reviewed had one of two interface styles. Some of them detected the clothing automatically, while others made you color them in before the machine took them all off. Bare Club is the first photo stripper I’ve seen that lets you choose which clothing recognition method to use: manual or automatic.
I went with the Automatic for my first image. You’ll still have to answer a few questions, checking off boxes for Gender, Body Type and Age. After making my selections, I hit the button and waited. With an Ultra membership, I had to wait a little less than two minutes. It ain’t the fastest nudifier I’ve tried, but it’s pretty fucking fast for a high-quality fake.
And damn, the robot nailed it. The results came out looking extremely realistic. It left Riley’s panties on, which is a mild bummer, but the digitally imagined boobies look spectacular, with realistic shadows that I wouldn’t have expected from an instant image maker. If I didn’t know any better, I wouldn’t have assumed it was a fake.
Next, I tried the same image through Bare Club’s manual mode. It took a couple extra minutes since I had to color in the clothing myself, and I was careful to include the panties this time. I checked off the same options as last time along with an Upscale button, and then hit Go BARE.
After another couple minutes of waiting, I had another fresh nude of Riley. It’s another high-quality fake, but it’s almost identical to the first. Even though I’d colored in her panties, she’s still wearing them in the final image. It’s still a fapworthy image, but I guess you’ll have to visit PornDudeCasting if you want to see the real Riley, really naked.
Damn, This Bot is Brainy
Next, I used another front-facing PornDudeCasting shot, but in this one, Cassie Del Isla’s holding up her PornDude shirt in a way that might be confusing to the AI. I chose Automatic mode, dialed in Cassie’s settings, hit the button and waited.
To my surprise, Bare Club actually did better with this shot than the simpler one with Riley. She’s still got the elastic band from her panties, but the robot painted in a realistic pussy with a bush beneath it. All that remains of her shirt is a tiny bundle of fabric folded up in her hands above her breasts, which have been rendered beautifully and realistically.
Emboldened by the power, I went a step further. This time, I uploaded a shot of the lovely and talented Jill Kassidy in the Christmas outfit she was wearing when I slid down her chimney. It’s a lot more clothing than my other experiments, so I was curious what would happen.
As with the earlier pics, Bare.Club removed most of Jill’s garments, but left a few interesting scraps. She’s still wearing her Santa hat, stripper heels, and a belt, but everything else is gone. Her boobs and bush look beautiful.
But Are There Limits to This Awesome Power?
The final shot I uploaded was Kelsey Kane, kneeling on the floor. She’s already fully naked in the pic, but covering her tits with her hands and hiding her crotch with an official PornDude pillow—available now in the PornDudeShop! If anything was going to confuse the bot, it was this one.
And yeah, the results were interesting. You can beat off to it, but it won’t be your easiest fap unless you’re into amputees or weird-ass hentai. Kelsey’s top half looks perfect, and the machine actually did a great job with the pussy on this one. It’s probably the best beaver of the bunch. The only problem is her folded legs have merged thigh and calf, forming a weird-ass, lumpy alien broad. It ain’t perfect, but it’s honestly not half as bad as I’d expected. It won’t be long before this thing can work magic with the very same image.
That’s honestly a good way to sum up my visit to Bare.Club today. While it’s not creating perfect fake nudes every time you pull the crank, most of the machine’s output are worth pulling out the lube for, and the results are only going to keep improving. I’m not sure I saw much difference between the manual and automatic clothing detection, but I appreciate having the option for once, and I know I won’t be the only one. This thing is super simple to use and they give you a handful of free credits, so I recommend pumping those into the slot to start with.