What’s up, you dirty little freak!? How’s that cock of yours? I hope you’ve been taking good care of it because I’ve got some more content to dry those balls right up! Make sure you grab some lotion and wet wipes! Today, you’re gonna be jacking your junk to something other than the filthy skanks you’ve been seeing on Xvideos! That’s right, my friend. Today’s the day you look at your cock with pride instead of disgust!
You must be tired of the constant post-nut shame you’ve been feeling all these years! Of course, you are! You’ve been filling up your brain with so much degenerate filth you’ve turned into an ungodly freak without even realizing! Lucky for you, there’s a tonne of porn content out there that’ll leave you glowing like you’ve just had sex for the first time! Well… it’s not really the same… not even really close. But at least you won’t hate yourself for the next hour and a half!
Atkpremium.com is one of the many versions of the ATK sites. What does ATK stand for? Fuck if I know! All that matters is that this chain of sites is home to some of the hottest, most diverse models in the porn world. Each site has its own theme with its own dedicated models. And these bitches come in the thousands! Of course, there are so many models that there are bound to be hits and misses. Some sites are all hits. Some are mostly misses. Atkpremium is one of the sites that lie comfortably in the middle.
I’m not gonna sit here and blow smoke up this site’s ass; it’s not exactly the best thing since the invention of internet porn. But there are enough girls here to satisfy your pervy urges until you feel like going back to that dungeon-grade filth! In fact, there are around 1000 girls on Atkpremium.com ready to satisfy you. This site has an impressive collection of exclusive images and videos of porn models for you to enjoy. There are nearly 10,000 galleries with over 1 million professional photographs.
You can find pictures of girls with quality rivaling those influencers (sluts in denial) you see on Instagram. Except these models aren’t in denial and are willing to spread their pussy wide open for free! If only Instagram had a clue! This is real influencer content! ATK Premium has a collection of around 4000 HD videos to add to the high-quality slut snaps on the site. So, if you ever get tired of looking at static images, you can enjoy the same girls fill their pussy up for your enjoyment! Are you excited yet? Well, let’s get to it!
Almost Sexy…
ATK Premium isn’t the version of this site series with the sexiest design. When you visit, you’ll notice the site design seems pretty outdated. It looks as though it was designed by a newbie web designer in 2005. I guess you don’t have to worry too much about site design when you’ve got enough sexy pictures to break a fucking hard drive! You’ll also notice the very unsexy lime and white color theme. I have no idea why the site’s developers thought lime was anything close to an erotic color. I’m guessing they don’t really go all out paying for half-decent UI experts.
When you visit the site, you’ll also notice a banner with a slideshow of sluts to pique your interest. Under that, there’s a small intro to the site. Here’s the first tip for visiting this site: don’t read it. It reads as though it was written by a five-year-old. Beneath the banner and intro, you’ll find a list of thumbnails featuring the site’s models. The layout of these pictures leaves a lot to be desired. There are too many unnecessary borders, and the icons make the site look like it was created on old Adobe Dreamweaver software. I’m not even close to exaggerating.
On the left side of the page, you can find a list of ATK Premium’s featured models: Chloe Foster and Rio Petite. Most other ATK sites feature an entire list of their top models. I guess ATK Premium only has two. I don’t really know what to say to that. I mean, are you even trying? These aren’t exactly top-of-the-line models either. Chloe Foster’s a cute blonde with tits that’ll make any legal teen-loving pervert give up his entire day to beat off to. Rio Petite is… kind of hot, I guess? In a weird, mature dominatrix kind of way. I don’t know. If this is the best this site has to offer, it probably doesn’t have much to offer.
Good, Clean Fun
I’ll get right to it. If you’re looking to have your mind blown by the sexiest sluts, the internet has to offer; you’re not gonna find it here. There are thousands of models featured on this site, and for the most part, they’re pretty average. It’s somehow impressive and disappointing at the same time. It’s as though they saved all the best models for Atkexotic.com and dedicated this site to all the average bitches. “ATK Premium” is pretty much false advertising.
Despite the quality of the girls, the quality of the images and videos are consistently high-quality. I guess you could call this high-quality amateur content. (They should probably go with that!) That would make a lot of sense since the videos these girls upload are about as amateur as you can get.
My fucking grandma could masturbate with more passion than these bitches. It’s not even like they’re uninterested; they’re just not good at it! How the fuck is it possible to suck at masturbating? I thought I’d seen everything! I did not expect to see an average-looking slut masturbate poorly through a monthly paywall!
Even the webcam sessions are tame. I guess if you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t get off on the hottest girls doing impossibly acrobatic shit with their pussy, this shit is right up your alley! If you’ve got a Christian friend who wants to get into porn without feeling like he’s going to hell, you might want to show him this. Shit, this is the kind of content you could probably watch in church and not get in trouble. It’s really that tame! If I wanted to see a girl masturbate in front of a camera like these girls, she would have to pay me!
Now, imagine that you have to pay a monthly fee for full access to this lukewarm content! Well, you don’t have to! Like all the other ATK sites, you’ll have to fork out $29.99 a month! That’s right! For just $29.99, you can watch over a thousand high-quality amateurs suck at touching themselves! Some of them aren’t too bad. It’s kind of a hit-and-miss, except it’s mostly misses. I’m not ruling out the guy who’s just tired of all the degeneracy most girls get up to online. Maybe some tame masturbation is right up your alley. If that’s the case, then look no further! With this kind of content, I’m sure you can masturbate your way right up to the gates of heaven! No one’s getting in trouble for this shit!
What I Liked
The main redeeming factor for the content on this site is the consistent quality of images and videos. It’s a direct contrast to the quality of the models…. And hey, you get to enjoy a lot of these sexy images in HD for completely free! There’s not much to complain about there.
Don’t get me wrong, either! It’s not like these girls are ugly enough to kill your boner. I assure you; you’ll still get your boner! It’s just gonna take a little longer.
What I Didn’t Like
I’m guessing they must have chosen these models from a wider pool of available girls. That would make sense considering the overwhelming averageness… except there is only one type of girl! It’s the exact opposite of Pornhub! It’s like these guys went to the San Francisco Bay Area and asked a bunch of random retail staff to pose naked! You’ll find over 1000 Hollywood blondes and brunettes, and that’s about it.
Tips From ThePornDude
Here’s the first tip: get better models. I don’t want to shit on these girls, but if I’m paying $29.99 a month, I wanna get my fucking money’s worth! Why the fuck would I pay to jack off to tame amateurs when I can jack off to wild amateurs for free literally anywhere else?!
It probably wouldn’t hurt to update the site design, either. It looks way too dated to be worth anyone forking out any kind of money. I don’t even think I’d be willing to pay $1 a month for this shit. I could find better content layout with better content on fucking Reddit. Seriously. I could go over to Reddit right now and find infinitely better content!
Conclusion
If you’re tired of watching hot girls do the wildest, most sexually depraved shit, you’ve come to the right place. On Atkpremium.com, you’ll find the exact opposite! Why would you jack off to talented amateurs squirting upside down for free when you can pay $29.99 to watch an amateur fail to masturbate…
Seriously, unless you’re willing to commit to watching some of the tamest masturbation from the most “okay, I guess” looking models, I’d give this one a pass. You could spend some time searching for sexy HD photos from some hot girls, and you’ll probably find them! It’s just not worth the time.