What’s up, you little freak! Hope you’ve been taking good care of that pecker of yours! You’re gonna really need it for this one! Let me tell you… If there’s one thing I love about the porn game, it’s that there’s always something new around the corner. There’s always a new platform, a new style of video, new kinks, new trends, new sluts… Even a professional porn connoisseur like myself hasn’t seen it all!
Today, we’re gonna be enjoying a pretty promising porn streaming site with some pretty unique content. This one’s brought to you from the land of liberty and all kinds of sexuality! That’s right! La France presents assotron.com! And what’s so special about the content here? Well, you’re gonna be holding on to your cock for a pretty long time!
Is it because the videos are that good? Sure! But also because assotron.com has a hot collection of some of the longest videos you’ll ever have jerked off to! Let’s be honest, there’s a chance that you haven’t pulled your cock to a video for more than 5 minutes, max! If that’s true, you’re in for one hell of a ride! A lot of the videos you’ll find here can go up to 4 hours!
That’s right! You’ll be enjoying a collection of FREE marathon movies reserved for professional masturbaters! Or should I say, masterbaters? This site seeks to keep your ass stuck to that chair and your hands stuck to your cock! And chances are, it’ll do just that! And don’t worry, there are more than enough five to ten-minute videos to satisfy you in a hurry!
That’s not all you’ll be getting off to! Sure, there are enough hours of content to keep your cock happy for as long as you need. But you and I both know, you could use a little interactivity once in a while! Assotron has got you covered! This site has a collection of hot and horny games for you to download and play for free! That’s right! I wasn’t kidding. This site will keep you glued to your seat!
So, you won’t only be enjoying super entertaining professional porn movies! When you’re tired of watching people fuck better than you ever could, you can pretend to do it for free! You’ll never run out of ways to keep your little pecker pleased! This sexy little gem is well worth bookmarking for your next porn exploration!
Hours of Asses
Just like any half-decent porn streaming site eager to avoid a lawsuit, you’re gonna have to confirm your age before you enter the site. After that, you’ll have to wait through a full-page ad for 10 seconds. That’s pretty smart if you ask me. In this day and age, anyone under 18 won’t have the attention span to wait 10 seconds for some ass!
That’s not the only pop-up you’ll be seeing either… That’s right! This site has enough content to keep your hands glued to your cock for hours. But it also has enough pop-ups to keep it there even longer! Just like most of the newer free porn streamers like this, you’re gonna have to pay with your patience!
There’s just no getting around this, I guess. Nothing’s truly “free”, haha! It’s pretty rare to find a site with satisfying content for your cock without a price to pay — whether that’s cash or your laptop’s performance! Once you’re done wading through all those pop-ups, you can head to the navigation bar at the top of the page. There, you can navigate to the videos, categories, featured pornstars, games, and partners of the site. (And you can bet you’ll find yours truly! Haha! That’s right, I’m everywhere!)
While it’s not the only thing you can do on there, the videos are the main focus of the site. (Obviously!) You’ll have the option to browse through it from the home page and the “Videos” category. Either way, the browsing experience is pretty damn great compared to other sites with the same popularity… Even though you’ll have to jump through half of the fucking internet to enjoy it!
With the video previews, you won’t have to go through too much trouble to see what you’ll be getting off to. And there are more than enough indicators to see whether a video is worth your cock’s time! Each thumbnail comes with the number of views, an HD indicator, and titles that make sense! The “Videos” page even features a comprehensive filter at the side of the page.
You’ll be able to click choose multiple categories at a time! Which is more than a lot of the bigger sites can say! If only you knew how long I’ve been begging Pornhub to add this feature! (You can only combine two categories at a time while you browse.) You’ll also be able to filter the girls you’ll be getting off to by ethnicity, hair color, piercings, tattoos, and even bust size! Haha! Even I haven’t seen that before!
Imagine being able to choose what kind of girls you’ll be beating your meat to by fucking tit size! That’s fucking awesome! If you wanna try your luck on the search bar, you’ll even have the option to choose the type of medium you wanna search. So, if you wanna browse through some B-cup baddies, you can use the drop-down menu to search by videos, photos, and even pornstars!
With all those choices, I’m sure you’ll wanna create your own little playlist! Well, you’ll have to log in for that! That’s where you’ll find your first problem. You can find the login/sign-up option at the right corner of the page. There, you can type in your username/email address and a password for the site to tell you to go fuck yourself in French! That’s right, if you’re impressed by the content and want to join the party, you’re kind of out of luck for now!
Only In France!
Like I said, one of the main things that cause this site to stand out is its hefty collection of marathon-long videos. If you’re a seasoned pervert like myself, you’ll definitely appreciate the behemoth projects you’ll find here! Think you can keep your hand on your cock for an entire afternoon? Because that’s how long some of these videos take! I’m not kidding! There aren’t even non-porn movies that go on as long as this!
And you’re not gonna find any fluff either. The scenes you’ll enjoy are well-acted with pretty impressive camera action. And while the quality isn’t gonna blow your dick away, the content definitely will! One of the hottest titles I found was Black English Teacher – Tsuno Miho. If you weren’t familiar with that name, you sure as shit won’t forget it after this video!
Tsuno Miho stars as a typical trad wife for a hard-working salaryman living in a modest Japanese apartment. When Miho’s husband comes home, he finds a brochure for English lessons. Most of the video is in Japanese. So, I didn’t really get what was really going on. But, with a movie like this, I’m sure you’ll get the gist. This stern-looking husband’s about to get cucked out of his fucking mind! Haha!
When Miho’s character attends the English lesson, she meets a six-foot stud of African persuasion. You’ll go through a journey of a friendly professional relationship devolving into a steamy cock-worshiping affair! And you’d bet your ass you’ll be staying for the plot. The way this story progressed was impressive, to say the least! At first, Miho’s character books a one-on-one lesson with her English teacher where she learns to handle a cock she can barely get her hands around!
By the end of the movie, this girl is a fully-fledged, cock-obsessed cuck-maker! You’ll enjoy over an hour of some of the hottest secret sex you’ll find for free! I never got what the big deal was with Japanese perverts and cuck porn. They seem to really love that shit! Haha! No judgment here!
What I Liked
Not a lot of porn streamers are willing to feature movies this long. Most porn sites try to cater to the two-pump-chumps that make up most of the porn audience. But if you count yourself among the horny veterans, you’ll definitely appreciate the hours of content you’ll find here. I sure as shit did!
Not to mention, the videos aren’t the only thing that’ll please your little pecker! There’s also a list of awesome games you can download for free! You didn’t hear it here… But a lot of those games are featured for a price on platforms like Steam. Your lucky cock can enjoy titles like Dragon Ball — Kame Paradise 2 where you can live through the perverted fantasies of Master Roshi, boning all of DBZ’s female characters. (Bulma, Android 18, Chi Chi, even Launch!)
What I Didn’t Like
I’m seriously not a fan of how difficult it is to just watch a video. I mean, sure… Once you get to the video, it’ll go on for so long, you’ll forget you had to turn around and touch your toes just to watch it! But god forbid you even dare to pause it to take a piss. You’ll have to turn on your ad-blocker if you wanna skip through video ads and unending pop-ups. (There are TWO video ads at the beginning of each video. Who even does that?!)
Tips From ThePornDude
There’s a lot of potential for a site like this. But there’s a lot of room for improvement too. My first suggestion is to fix the sign-up process. I’m STILL waiting for the email confirmation to log in. It’s not like I can download the videos to save. If you want users to keep coming back, you’d better give them a reason to!
Conclusion
Overall, I’m pretty damn impressed with this site! Assotron has an awesome variety of videos with an awesome variety of sluts to keep you occupied! Whether you’re looking to pull your cock for 5 minutes or burn your evening with orgasms… There’s something for you! It’s a little rusty, but I’ve got high hopes for this one! Just remember to use lube… You’re gonna fucking need it!