I pulled up Asian Street Meat today around lunchtime, shortly after my regular morning marathon fap session. I can really work up an appetite with those intensive forearm exercises, and I certainly needed to refuel after blowing that much protein into an old sock. I figured I’d put in an order for some pork dumplings, some satay beef skewers and maybe a bit of balut if the menu was exotic enough. Imagine my surprise when it turned out the titular street meat was something else entirely.
Lunch would have to wait, because I suddenly had more masturbating to do. AsianStreetMeat.com ain’t a delivery service offering carnivorous street food from Thailand or the Phillipines.    It’s actually a premium porn site where white tourists bang beautiful Asian women. The site’s been around for a long fucking time and still gets close to 150,000 visitors a month, so there’s a good chance you’ve already rubbed out a few to their videos. I know I’m a little late to the party, but I’m always horny, so let’s see what kind of party games they’re playing.
Who’s Up for Some Asian Street Meat?
Even before I noticed the copyright date at the bottom of the page, I knew AsianStreetMeat was an old site. With a few exceptions among the most popular and profitable older sites, paysites in general tend to show their age right from the front page. This ain’t always a bad thing, as sometimes it’s just an indicator of their longevity. The internet is fickle as fuck, so it says a lot about any site when it sticks around for decades.
This one, though, is kind of ugly. They’ve been around since 1999, at which point the presentation might have been cutting edge. Now it looks and feels clunky as hell. Things fit on the screen better if you’re viewing the mobile version on your phone than the full desktop version on your computer. It’s like somebody did the layout on a PC with a massive screen and didn’t even consider fans who may be indulging on anything smaller. If you’re fapping on your laptop today, be prepared to fuck with the zoom settings, but be warned: it’s still going to look bad.
The landing page is a mile long, scrolling on and on with what look like years of updates. I can’t imagine all the images loading smoothly back at the end of the dialup era when they launched, so let’s thank our benevolent tech overlords for fast internet connections and lots of RAM. Your grandpa’s ancient Dell might still have some issues loading AsianStreetMeat, though.
I know I harp on adult site layouts more than the folks who just masturbate to them, seeing as it’s part of my job as a porn reviewer, but this one’s bad enough that you’re all going to notice right away. You shouldn’t have to fight a website just to jack off! They get a ton of traffic for such an ugly, outdated site, though, and it’s all because of the content lining those unwieldy pages: all that amateur Asian porno.
Meet the Asian Street Meat
The women of AsianStreetMeat.com are the site’s biggest draw. You won’t find any big-name Asian-American pornstars, nor will you be fapping to the kind of international Asian starlets I sometimes bang on the PornDudeCasting couch, like Nicole Doshi or Marica Hase. Instead, they’re shooting with sexy, unknown Asian amateurs. Unless you’re a globe-trotting super stud yourself and have banged some of these chicks, I doubt you’ll recognize a single one.
One of the gimmicks at Asian Street Meat is that they’re shooting with amateur Asian teens. The disclaimer in the footer says, “All models are over 18, but only by a few weeks. We don’t want them any older.” I’m sure that’s true in many cases, but other women are clearly older. Since they’re Asian, though, they do sell the teenage illusion a little better than American sites where they’ll put a MILF in pigtails and call her an 18+ schoolgirl.
Teens or not, the Asian Street Meat is fucking hot. It ain’t just their looks, either, but the myriad freaky activities they’re getting into. AsianStreetMeat.com offers a nice, wide variety of perversion, so you can treat your yellow fever while indulging the rest of your kinks, too.
So, what are you into? There are Asian girls here sucking dick, licking balls and getting their faces jizzed on. There are creampies and cumshots galore, plus a bukkake section if you need even more sperm in your dirty movies. They’ve got Asian anal movies, pregnant chicks, threesomes, and some surprisingly hardcore BDSM. You usually have to hit up the fetish sites to see girls shackled or held in the stocks, but they’ve got a few of those scenes previewed out on the front page.
Oh, and let’s talk about those previews. So many modern paysites have ditched the freebies, forcing potential customers to seek out trailers on the free tubes. One of the things I like about older sites like this is that they tend to keep the older perks. AsianStreetMeat has a ton of free previews, including minute-long video trailers and extensive photos. I know for a fact some of you cheapskates are going to crank it to the free stuff without any intention of signing up for a membership.
Get Yourself Some AsianStreetMeat
After watching a few videos of hot young Asian chicks sucking, fucking, and getting jizzed on, I was still horny for more. I made my way to the AsianStreetMeat.com signup page, hoping for some old-timey prices to match the layout. “You should be fucking this girl,” reads the text beside the babe in the tight red dress. “She will be a total three hole sweaty slut in a cheap hotel room. With you.”
The pricing is kind of weird, which I guess shouldn’t be a huge surprise given the overall oddball presentation. The regular monthly rate is $43, which is high compared to the usual $30 you pay almost anywhere else, my own PornDudeCasting included. The six-month rate is $97, though, which is a better discount than you’ll typically find elsewhere. Too bad there ain’t a three-month option that meets in the middle of both extremes.
I couldn’t find any upload dates or release schedule listed anywhere on AsianStreetMeat, which is kind of a bummer, especially given the price. I like to see at least one update per week on any site I’m paying money for, but it’s unclear how often these guys are adding new content. They have been around a long time, though, so there are already hundreds of updates for you to fap your way through. I just wish I knew when more was coming.
The updates are nice and big, too. The movies usually run between 30 and 50 minutes, and each one is bundled with a fat gallery of photos. They’re still shooting in 1080p, which ain’t bad for an amateur site like this, but I know a lot of you have been getting used to the 4K ultra-HD offered by the bigger companies. I imagine it’s only a matter of time until AsianStreetMeat upgrades their cameras, too. Hell, my phone shoots 4K video, so it’s got to be coming soon—and so am I!
Given the price, the presentation and the content itself, I’m not sure I’d recommend AsianStreetMeat to the average fan of Asian porno. Most of you would probably be better served by an American site like LittleAsians or a JAV site like JAVHD, or maybe CreampieThais if it’s the Thai girls on AsianStreetMeat that do it for you. The site is a much easier recommendation if you’re into Asian sex tour porn, the kind of stuff you’d find on Asian Sex Diary, Trike Patrol or Thai Swinger.
AsianStreetMeat.com occupies a very specific subgenre of the Asian porn market, and it’s going to appeal most to fans of that subgenre. If you’re a white dude who dreams of traveling overseas to bang Asian chicks way the fuck out of your league, this could be a decent place to indulge your fantasies until you save up enough for the real experience. I recommend checking out the previews and seeing how they make you feel. If you like what you see, there’s a huge archive to dig into on the other side of that paywall.