For my readers, porn is all about the impossible. The acts performed in even the most vanilla porn are far beyond anything you fuckers will ever be able to accomplish. Plain missionary sex with a willing and able partner is deep into the realm of fantasy for you fucks.
C U Next Tuesday
In a way, it is for me also. I haven’t had vanilla missionary sex since I lost my virginity to the school nurse. Since then, I’ve been hogtying bitches, fucking their assholes, and cumming in their retinas. And that’s just on Tuesdays.
However, the moment a penis crosses the plain of a vagina in a porn, my readers are as far out of their realm as flying to the moon and discovering it’s made of cheese doodles. Despite that fact, it doesn’t mean fuckers don’t want to try to take the fantasy even farther. On the contrary, it’s quite the opposite. The more porn my readers watch, the more extreme their tastes become.
This extremity can take many forms. Often times one of its first incarnations is in BDSM porn. Bondage, domination, and sado-masochism are the perfect places for perverted masturbation addicts to spread their wings. It’s the ideal playground for my readers to corrupt their brains. However, soon enough, you’ll need to kick it up another notch.
This is generally around the time that niche shit comes into play. Despite how intense BDSM is, it’s still one of the most popular fetishes amongst humans. Shit can get far weirder.
Some of these niches are innocent enough. Things like foot fetishes are fairly common and not so bad on the scale of what’s possible. But, to continue down the street, it won’t stop at admiring the feet. Eventually, it will bleed into watching leather-clad midgets crushing roaches under their stiletto high heels. It’s a natural progression.
More Whores, Please
Much like any other addiction, masturbation addicts need increasing levels of stimulation to get the same feeling. Trust me. I know. If anyone does, it’s me. Some of the porn I watch could make a Vietnam prisoner of war vet cry into his MRE.
The next thing you know, you’re watching Albanian amputees nub fuck homeless burn victims while a bitch with a yeast infection dressed like spiderman flicks the bean into a petri dish and several days later licks up the bacteria that grows. Is it pretty? No. Does a man have to do what he has to do in order to cum? One hundred percent.
The only problem is that even with modern porn, eventually, you’ll hit a limit. You’re twisted sexual urges will require acts that can’t be performed by man without God’s intervention. It’s at that point a masturbator has to make a choice. Will you take a break to give your tolerance time to come down? Or will you lean into it and start watching anime porn?
Making the Impossible Possible
Anime brings the truly impossible to life. The woman depicted look nothing like any real humans, and the acts they perform are often physically impossible. It’s the final stage of many people’s porn addiction. Of course, some come to it earlier, but it’s often to their detriment as it will cause a man’s tolerance to skyrocket right off the bat.
It’s not just the ladies and activities that are impossible. It’s also the reactions of bodies. I’ve never fucked a bitches asshole so hard that it clapped on my penis, but you’ll see that all the time in anime. Even the most vanilla anime includes little details as such.
There is no shortage of places to get your fill of anime porn. It’s one of the most populous site variants on the net. But as we all know, rarely does quantity equal quality. You’re going to need a man such as myself to help guide you in the right direction.
And today, I’m guiding you toward AnimePornTV. The first hint that Anime Porn TV is a solid website is that they secured themselves a decent URL. If they were fucking this URL up, someone would have bought it off them already.
Anime Porn TV is a free tube-based site dripping with the hottest cartoon fucking free can buy. There aren’t many sexual acts that these fuckers have left out. And if they did, you can bet it will be added soon.
Anime Porn TV makes a big claim in their about me section. They claim to be the most popular and used anime porn website of all time. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are right. The place is professional, well built, and loaded to bear.
The first thing I noticed about the design is the comfortable dark background. Anime porn watchers and website builders appreciate the positives of darkness. Why would anyone want to stare at a bright white screen in a dark room at four in the morning while trying to squeeze a nut off before their wife’s alarm goes off for work? Not me.
Meat Beating is on the Menu
The short main menu hangs out up top and contains the options Search bar, Home, Categories, Most Viewed, Longest, Popular, and genres. The genres list is actually more of a tag list, and boy is it massive. You can garner the popularity of each one by the size of the font. The larger it is, the more people search it out.
Some of the more popular options are Huge cock, Harem, Gag, Gross, Hypnosis, Mind control, Overwatch, School girl, Ugly bastard, Troll, Zombie, Anal cream pie, Bathroom, Big nipples, Busty demon, and Cyborg.
The categories are a classic category list that includes thumbnails. It’s shorter than the tag list but provides everything you need to find what you’re looking for.
The most viewed section is an excellent place for first-time users to get a taste of what Anime Porn TV does. It’s not where you’ll find the most twisted anime porn, but it’s all good. Some examples are “My Younger Sister: Little Devil with an A cup 1 – Cream Pie my Virgin Pussy Onii-Chan,” “Big Cruel Dudes Hard Teenage Girl in Fetish Sex Dungeon,” “Explore How the West was Hung 3D Gay Cartoons Toons,” and “Hentai Nurses Give Special Care by Sucking your Cock back to Health.”
The popular video page is inhabited by all the highest-rated content. You’ll find a lot more fucked up shit here. People that watch gross or horrific anime porn love to give them the respect they deserve with a thumbs-up rating. Some examples here are “Sex Probing Machine is Opening Up Her Holes, “Dad Cums Inside His Daughters Wet Pussy,” “Broly Gives Cheri the Legendary Super Saiyan Deep Dicking,” and “Lara in Trouble Ep 17 – Lara Croft is a Slave getting Fucked by Sadistic Lesbian with Strapon.”
Cum on the Count of Three
On that note, let’s dive a little deeper into some of the content on Anime Porn TV, starting with “Method of Coupling 1, 2, and 3.” This is a series of hentai videos where each one gets progressively more fucked up.
The first, titled “Busty Teen Wants To Fuck and Marry her Onii-Chan,” is innocent enough. At this point, taboo is no longer shocking. Unfortunately for me, it’s turned out I’ve been living in the upside-down world where the thought of fucking your mom or sister is fucking disgusting. From what I can tell, you fuckers don’t agree. There aren’t many objective truths in this world, but you guys are one hundred percent wrong on this one. I don’t care if it’s the majority.
Nonetheless, this is as vanilla as the series gets because up next is “Cute Anime School Girl is Rough Banged at School in her Butt.” The title doesn’t sound bad, but the key word is “rough.” They could have used a stronger adjective here, such as grotesquely. After a cheerleader watches this, she will never make fun of a nerdy loser again.
Yet, both of those porns pale in comparison to this series’ final form. “Slutty Hentai School Girl Wishes to be Used, and Gang Banged.” However, she doesn’t want anyone to think this gang bang is consensual. To avoid such a misunderstanding, she blindfolds herself and strips naked at a construction site so the workers can use all of her holes while she screams in fear and delight.
For many of my readers, an addiction to fucked up anime porn is in their future if it hasn’t already arrived. It’s the best way to get the worst content into your mind’s eye at a rapid rate.
One thing I think Anime Porn TV is missing is descriptions of the videos. So many bizarre things can happen in an anime that it can be difficult to glean from a thumbnail and title. However, a short summary can make selecting the correct porn much easier.
Well, boys, it’s time to release the hounds. Go find yourself a nice Albanian midget to watch getting fucked by Spiderman.