Analdin has kind of a weird name for a porn site, but judging by the traffic, it looks like their gamble has paid off. The reference to butt sex is obvious, but I probably wouldn’t have guessed the title is a play on the name Aladdin if I hadn’t seen the subtitle. “Rub the Magic Lamp” reads the catchphrase below the logo, making it all make sense. It’s still kind of an unexpected reference in this business, but with 25 million monthly visitors, it seems like it must be memorable. Where’s Robin Williams when you need him? Oh, right…
Despite a title that name-checks a famous thief and dicks in the butthole, Analdin.com ain’t strictly an anal sex site, nor is it full of the grainy, 20th generation, hour-long dirty movies you find on the sketchy piracy tubes. At a glance, it sure looks like another anything-goes free tube stocking the shelves with anything and everything perverted. I’ve reviewed hundreds of similar sites here at ThePornDude, so my immediate question was why these guys are getting so much more traffic than their competition. I just opened a new bottle of lube and a fresh, unfucked silicone butthole, so it seemed like a perfect moment to find out for myself.
Anal and More at Analdin
Analdin has been around for a while. The copyright date at the bottom of the front page reads 2015, while the domain was registered way back in 2008. Visually, it’s about what I expect for a free tube of the era. It’s not ugly, nor is it flashy, with its classy logo and blue color scheme. I do like how the presentation keeps the clutter to a minimum, with a simple title below each thumbnail instead of a bunch of icons, keyword tags and other information.
If you’re like me, you probably saw the site title and assumed it was going to be all butt fucking, all the time. There is some recently added butt stuff on the front page as I type this up, including a petite Asian babe getting a huge dildo up the pooper, a broad getting her rectum stretched out with a fist, a trans babe getting it from behind and a little chick held in the air and bounced butt-first on a dingdong. Most of the other scenes, however, are filled with myriad non-anal intercourse.
It’s a beautiful spread of depravity, including a little of this, a little of that, and whole lot of fapworthy perversion. Before I even started clicking around, I saw lesbians going at it, pornstars taking cumshots to the face and threesomes with horny gamer girls. Asians, Latinas, white girls and exotic sluts can be found in abundance. It ain’t even limited to the usual “vanilla” fucking and sucking, as I quickly found cuckold scenes, foot fetish scenarios, BBWs offering a whole lot of loving, and even some hardcore BDSM with ball gags, tit clamps and more ropes than a Jeffrey Epstein jail cell.
The Analdin.com Categories page is a picture menu of such pornographic staples as Blow Jobs, Big Tits and Brunettes. Stop by for the Gangbangs and Ass to Mouth, stick around for the Cougars and Japanese women, and keep coming back for the Fingering, Redheads and Group sex. If you’re feeling kinky, how about the Fetish section, the Public sex aisle, or the grannies in the Old stash? The thumbnail for the High Heels selection shows a pair of scary kicks stepping on a dick, which is either going to make your own junk shrink like a frightened turtle or make you hard as a rock, depending on what kind of freak you are.
Famous Brands, Recognizable Chicks and Lots of Dicks
Clicking around semi-randomly, it seems like Analdin has a lot of the same paysite sample scenes you find on other free tubes. They’re usually around 12 to 15 minutes long: enough to get off to, but the tight runtimes are sure to drive plenty of viewers to the full, paid versions you find on the official sites.
Tap the Channels button in the header and you’ll find over a hundred major porn brands listed as sponsors. They’ve got full sections of material from sites like Blacked, 8th Street Latinas, Family Strokes, Brazzers and whole lot more. It ain’t just the big reality porn outfits, either. There’s also some kinky fetish material in here from studios like BBW Fight Club, Mature NI and CFNM 18. How freaky are you feeling today?
With big brands like Evil Angel, Reality Kings and Digital Playground represented in abundance, it kind of goes without saying that this joint is crawling with famous pornstars and sexy amateurs. If you’re a regular consumer of internet porn, you’ll almost certainly start recognizing your favorite starlets within minutes of landing.
The latest uploads on the site feature such pornographic A-listers as Abigaiil Morris, Romi Rain, Kenzie Reeves and Mia Malkova. Digging into the Models index, I found world-famous video whores like Abella Danger, Riley Reid and Adriana Chechik. I also noticed a bunch of the babes I’ve interviewed and more at PornDudeCating, like Sophia Burns, Kira Noir, Anissa Kate and Khloe Kapri. It’s always nice running in friends when you’re out and about, isn’t it?
A Quarter Million Free Pornos
When I review a site you’ve got to pay for, I like to see at least one new update every week. It’s what I do over at PornDudeCasting, and it’s pretty standard throughout the industry. Free tubes like Analdin.com, Pornhub or any number of knockoffs are another story. To be able to compete with the other big tubes, a free video site needs to have a constant influx of new material, day and night.
Analdin nails it with the updates, adding dozens of new movies to the stash each and every day. In just the last couple hours, they’ve added horny cougars, hungry babes who don’t mind sharing a sausage, MILFs getting their toes sucked and an 18-year-old teen getting wild with a buff, muscly dude with a cock as big as her forearm. I may have to watch that latter film, if only to see if she was able to take the whole thing. It’s almost a medical curiosity, but you can jack off to the video.
Analdin.com uploaded their first video about eight years ago, so it doesn’t take a Rainman math wizard to realize the library has got to be huge. As of this writing, they’ve got nearly a quarter of a million dirty movies in the collection. I don’t care how horny you are or how much lube you’ve got stocked up, you ain’t going to fap your way through the entire pile. You’re certainly welcome to try, of course, but don’t blame me if you end up with chafing, sore wrists, hairy palms or any other masturbation-induced ailment.
A porn library of this size does present some logistical challenges for a smut reviewer and professional masturbator like myself. Namely, where the fuck do I even start? There are new movies to gawk at every time I refresh the front page, which only complicates matters. Ultimately, I decided to beat off to the very latest flick, added just minutes ago.
It’s a fifteen-minute bit of JAV (Japanese Adult Video) entitled Dynamite Chigusa Hara Asian Gangbang scene. It opens with a beautiful Asian lady working herself over with a Hitachi before cutting to the same babe getting her boobs groped, wearing nothing but some red ropes and an awkward expression. The video plays smoothly at 720p, looking crisp and clear as hell as the lovely lady gets her nipples sucked in the opening minutes. By the five-minute mark, she’s getting her fully visible pussy fingered. The JAV fans in the audience know why that’s such a big deal, as most Japanese pornos are typically censored all to hell.
By the end of my visit, it was pretty obvious why Analdin.com is so damn popular, even when there are tons of free tubes to choose from. These guys have the advantage of a truly massive stash full of gorgeous pornstars and almost every type of legal depravity you can find committed to video. It’s a rapidly growing collection, too, adding to the pile in a big way every day. What’s more, I didn’t even see any spam while I visiting, which means you won’t have to deal with any popups or other bullshit when you’re just trying to rub one out. Speaking of, I’ve got a date with this website and my own well-lubed hand, so I’ll catch you guys next time!