When I don’t know what kind of porn I want to watch, I break out my wheels of cum. When you jerk off as much as I do, sometimes you need a surprise, and my two wheels of cum provide that. One has every race of humans on Earth listed and the other a set of porn genres that I rotate. So I give those babies a spin or two and wait to see if I’ll be watching an Albanian midget MILF inside a kangaroo pouch having anal sex with the cast of Cheers. Perhaps Three Malaysian trannies with small hands giving blowjobs to the special Olympics amputee swim team.
Either way, I didn’t see it coming and can’t wait to dive in. It’s so sad that racism exists. How boring would it be if all the bitches in the world looked the same? As wonderful as they are, I don’t only want to fuck Asians or Whites. I want to fuck every type of bitch on planet Earth. It’s the differences that make us interesting.
To Each Their Own Pussy
Asians have tight little pussies and porcelain skin. Ebony bitches have fat asses and dick-sucking lips. German bitches have masculine voices, hairy pussies, and dirty talk that sounds like a chainsaw that won’t start. Every woman has her alluring characteristics.
Arab bitches aren’t the most popular variant of cunt, but that’s only because not much porn makes its way in or out of the Middle East. Arab bitches are a fuckable as anyone and have their own flavor of pussy.
Arab bitches can be explained in comparison to some more familiar bitches. Many of them have thicc black asses. Arab men appreciate a woman with some meat on her bones. After all, a man needs something to hold onto when he is fucking. And they have no qualms about taking a dick between the cheeks and up the ass. The asshole is just a brown pussy.
They have meaty titties also. All forms of brown bitches have bigger titties on average than other bitches. You can motorboats these Arab titties so loudly your neighbors will think you’re crossing the sound barrier. I love the nipple color also. I’m not sure how to define it, though. It ranges from a sandy tan to a light maroon. No matter what, I’m popping that titty in my mouth like a fun-sized Reeces cup.
The no lips pussy is prevalent in the Arab bitches community. They look like tiny slits only peeking out when it’s time to take some dick. It sort of reminds me of a switchblade that you cum inside of. A crude analogy but an accurate one.
Do Arab bitches know how to fuck? You fucking bet they do. These bitches have a lot of bottled-up sexual frustration. All the countries with religious governments do. Look at the Catholic Church. These bitches are desperate to know what cumming feels like. Religious dudes don’t have a dick game. They don’t even think the clit is real, so it’s up to gentlemen like us to show them the light at the end of their cervix.
If you need an introductory course on Arab pussy, look no further than Alohatube. Alohatube is a complete porn tube website with a wonderful selection of brown bitches ready to turn your cock into a puddle of cum.
Alohatube is has been around for a long time, and boy does it show. They have developed a great site in that time, along with an expansive library of content. Most porn websites wish they could have as much content as these guys. I don’t even know how they pull this shit off. It looks like fucking magic.
Fuck Tons of Porn
On the day I wrote this review, nine thousand videos were added, and mind you, the day wasn’t over. That week it had added fifty-two thousand videos. Most porn sites don’t even have fifty-two thousand videos total, let alone add that many in a fucking week. So you could never hope to keep up with the new releases even if you never slept.
In total, there are thirteen million videos on Alohatube. Jesus fucking Christ, that’s a lot of porn. That’s more porn than even I can watch. I would have to enter the groundhogs day movie to hope to finish. If given the opportunity, I would fucking do it. I can’t believe Bill Murrey wasn’t able to entertain himself better. If it were me, once time restarted, every attractive woman on the planet would be pregnant a dozen times over. I would be the new Ghangus Khan.
Of those thirteen million videos, over sixty thousand of them are Arab. Once again, most dedicated Arab sites don’t have that much content. Despite how vast its library is, the site is kept extremely simple. There’s barely even a main menu. Its only options are Top rated movies and New movies.
To make navigation more accessible, the bottom of the site features a vast category list that dwarfs most others. I estimate there are around five hundred and fifty to six hundred categories. As you can imagine, shit gets real specific.
Some of the more refined examples are Car wash, Eyes cum, Pizza, Phat (what fucking year is it?) Stupid, Bald, and Forest. Of course, selecting any of these will take you away from the Arab cunts.
There’s no further filter to help you refine your search beyond Arab. And considering the amount of content on the site, a secondary filter would be beneficial.
When you find a suitable piece of content for yourself, click on it. Depending on the video, Alohatube will either host the video itself or link you to the site of origin. You can usually tell which will happen based on the watermark of the thumbnail. If there’s none, you will probably stay on Alohatube. Not hosting every single video makes it possible for the place to have as much content as it does.
Let’s take a peek at some of this beautiful content. I have to give it up for the star of “Amateur Arab Chick Handles a Massive Dick.” I wouldn’t think any amateur would handle such a prominent member. If this were a video game, that dick would be the end game boss.
Despite her relative inexperience, she handles that cock like a grizzled vet. She doesn’t hold back or appear worried that she might be torn in two. I think I was more concerned than she was. I was ready to call an ambulance for this bitch.
“Curious Perfect Assed Muslim Beauty with Hajib gets her Tight Pussy Pounded by Horny Instructor” is hosted by Pornrox. Just because a bitch is religious doesn’t mean she doesn’t need cock. On the contrary, it means she needs it even more.
The video begins with the bitch explaining how she became such a whore. She wasn’t always like this. Her obsession with cock only started last week. That’s when she got busted smoking a little weed.
I realize that you have never been with a real woman, so you didn’t know that weed makes bitches horny as fuck. Well, she was not immune to these effects, so she went from smoking weed to flicking the bean in no time.
One day she opened the door to her stepbrother’s room and found him stroking his cock. Seeing this lit a fire in our stars panties. She couldn’t help but rub her clit in the doorway. She had to sit down on that dick if it was the last thing she did.
The moment his dick broke the plane of her pussy, her life was never the same. She became a cock obsessed whore willing to do anything for a dicking down. That’s just how I like my women.
Alohatube has one of the largest selections of porn on the internet. It never ceases to amaze me what these guys can pull off to help me pull off. You will find more Arab content here than on most dedicated Arab sites. The fact that they don’t host all the content means they can focus on loading the site with more and more. You will love how simple and easy to use the website is. The category list is about as extensive as one could ever get.
Considering the insane amount of content loaded onto Alohatube, they could use a secondary filter. With over sixty thousand Arab videos, how am I supposed to find BBW Arabs or MILF Arabs? It wouldn’t take much to add a secondary filter, making the user experience so much better.
Alohatube is waiting to deliver you more porn than your little brain and tinier penis could ever hope to absorb in one lifetime. That doesn’t mean you can’t try your best, though.