As you probably have learned by now, I fuck all types of bitches. I have sex so often that I have to mix things up to avoid getting pussy fatigue. Pussy fatigue is a medical condition I invented that I’m pretty sure only myself and Leonardo DiCaprio suffer from.
P.F Wangs
Pussy fatigue can only happen to men who fuck an insane amount of pussy. I’m talking about piles and piles of pussy heaped upon mounds and mounds of vagina. I fuck pussy like it’s a full-time job and then put in overtime.
When you’ve been fucking a minimum of three times a day, every day, for years on end pussy can start to melt together. It all becomes one mass in your mind until you’re unable to recognize what vagina is. It might as well be a pencil or turkey sandwich. It’s a similar phenomenon to when you repeat a word over and over until it loses meaning.
There is only one cure for pussy fatigue, and it’s crushing more pussy. Eventually, you’ll come out on the other end with an even greater appreciation of vagina than you had before.
I can confidently say that not a single one of my readers has ever suffered from pussy fatigue. You may suffer from masturbation fatigue, sure. But pussy fatigue is so far off your radar that it might as well be on Mars.
I’ve had to endure multiple rounds of pussy fatigue and have become an expert. In that time, a few things have become clear to me. The most important of those facts is that teens have the most potent pussy when it comes to clearing up a bout of P.F.
Teen Pussy For the Win
Something about the pristine nature of untainted teen pussy makes it the perfect cure for all forms of vaginal exhaustion. The youthful tightness and playful innocence of 18+ teen pussy is like penicillin for the genitals.
What’s not to love about naked teens? Their bodies have yet to be ravaged by the unrelenting hands of time. Entropy hasn’t dug its nails into their tender flesh and turned it wrinkly and discolored. Their pussies haven’t been crushed to oblivion by hundreds of cocks, and their eyes are still bright with a lust for cock and zest for life.
You motherfuckers might be able to real yourself in a Gilf, but Tilfs are off the table. If you’re a fan of tight sexy 18+ teens, then you’ll have to stick to watching them on the internet. It’s a shame, but you’re used to disappointment.
Teens are everywhere in the porn world. It’s consistently one of the most popular genres, so sites always make sure to have a decent supply. However, my readers don’t settle for decent supplies. They demand only the best, so that’s why I am sending you to Straight Aebn.
Hot T
Straight Aebn has been near the top of my favorite porn sites for years. No matter what you like to watch, these fuckers have it. Not only do they have a superb selection, but the place is organized well also.
The menu is clearly displayed at the top of the page, where it can’t be overlooked. The options are Home, Search bar, Add time, Log in, Sign up, Mailbox, Categories, Just added, New releases, Stars, Studios, Cams, Gay, Classic view, X-pass, and a Day and night mode toggle.
Green for Teens
You’ll need to throw down some greenbacks to get your eyes on these young 18+ nubile girls. However, Straight Aebn is a pay-by-the-minute premium porn site, so your lack of endurance is about to pay off for once.
It doesn’t take a year and a half for you to bust. You’re lucky to get your fly down without glazing your Fruit of the Looms with a heavy layer of cum frosting. You won’t need to purchase minutes in bulk. All the quick cummers should be able to get by on Fifteen-minute and half-hour slots which will set you back $3.95 or $5.95.
However, perhaps you’ve been working up to an extra long session. You don’t want to be the guy with cum in his pants for the rest of your life, do you? You have to dress for the job you want. You won’t ever achieve greatness jerking off fifteen minutes at a time.
Even if you don’t use it at once, you may want to have an hour or an hour and forty in the bank before you start. That way, if you decide to push your limits, you won’t have to pause the action. The sixty and one hundred-minute refills cost $8.95 and $11.95. That’s a fantastic deal, considering how fucking amazing the content is here. You won’t find many better deals.
I know there are a few of you bastards out there like me who have trouble finding an hour in the day when they’re not masturbating. If you’re racking up those kinds of numbers, you need to buy in bulk.
Straight Aebn offers three hundred, five hundred, and even one thousand minute packages. That’s sixteen and a half hours of jerking off, and it will only cost you $84.95. If you do the math, that price works out to only eight cents a minute. That might be the best eight cents you’ve ever spent in your life. If all I had left was a dime, that’s what I’d spend it on.
Aebn also has a premium monthly membership that gives you access to all sorts of premium features. It costs less than fifteen bucks a month and is well worth it.
The first thing your fifteen bucks opens up for you is the unlimited streaming of over five thousand titles totaling twenty thousand scenes. That’s more than enough to keep you two pump chumps swimming in pussy until you’re two hundred years old.
Every week, Aebn adds another one hundred movies to their archives. Despite the fact that you’re jobless and live with your mom, I still don’t think you’ll have the time to keep up.
Every month you’ll receive thirty minutes of video-on-demand credits to use whenever you like. Minutes don’t expire, so you won’t have to worry about rushing the magic. Instead, sprawl out, relax, and prepare to sling ropes.
You also get a five percent discount on all purchases. That includes additional video-on-demand minutes, scene and movie downloads, and stream-for-life purchases.
But they aren’t done quite yet. You’ll also receive special offers, discounts, coupons, and promos exclusive to X-pass members. Finally, a subscription comes at no risk. You can quickly cancel or renew your subscription anytime in your account settings.
Emptying Old Balls
That’s enough gritty detail. I’d much rather be talking about content. Let’s start with “Not My Grandpa 2,” produced by Crave Media and starring Emma Hix, Jessie Saint, Jazmin Luv, and Vanessa Sky.
In the first of four scenes, Jessie worries that her grandpa will kick her out of the house if she doesn’t get a job soon. The only problem is that Jessie doesn’t want to work. She is a lazy cunt who’d rather sit around doing her nails and playing with her phone all day. Perhaps instead of making money at a job, Grandpa would let her pay rent with pussy? I certainly would.
The second scene features a hot Jazmine that can’t convince her grandpa to turn on the air conditioning. You know how those depression-era fucks are. They never want to spend any money. But perhaps if Jazmine gets him sweating as much as she is, he will be forced to turn the air on, and there is only one thing she can think of that will work.
In the third scene, it’s grandpa with trickery in mind, and his plans aren’t overly complicated. He knows that his granddaughter, Vanessa, is a dirty little gold-digging slut. All grandpa has to do is wave some money in her face, and she will gladly ride his cock until he has a Viagra-induced heart attack.
Last up, we have Emma, who just wants to play her music loudly. Unfortunately, the loud music upsets grandpa, and he refuses to budge. Emma will have to find out a way to convince him that letting her play music is in his favor.
Straight Aebn never ceases to amaze me. Every time I return, they consistently provide me with an excellent experience.
I struggle to complain about much here. I just hope that they keep expanding their services.
I know you perverts can’t wait to stroke your rods to some perfect 18+ teens, so don’t let me slow you down.