It’s no secret that the world is a divided place. Humans organize themselves into classes, nationalities, and races. Once the teams are set, the battle begins. Humans have been at war for one reason or another almost our entire history. Historians estimate that of the thirty-four hundred years man has been writing shit down, he has only been at peace for two hundred and sixty-eight of them. That’s a paltry eight percent of recorded human history.
Porn: Where Hate has No Home
Those aren’t great numbers, and our divisions don’t seem to be going anywhere anytime soon. The most cosmopolitan country on earth is receding back into the dark ages. What can humans do about it? Where can we look for an example of love and peace between the many races and creeds?
Porn. That’s where. Porn embraces humanity’s many nationalities and gives them all a place to shine. No one is left out of the category list of major tube sites. No matter who you want to see naked, they are there for you.
Not only does porn welcome all races into its sticky arms.
It welcomes all creeds also. Don’t worry. If your God doesn’t like you masturbating, we’ll make it our little secret.
Porn is a bastion of peace, love, and acceptance. We accept all fetishes without judgment. Certain individuals in the industry have noticed that equality and used their platforms for good. Such an example is Larry Flynt with his magazine Hustler. He was a warrior for free speech and free titties.
Do Your Part Penis First
So what can the average dude masturbating to porn do to help porn continue to be on the cutting edge of human rights? How can you both bolster an industry representing the best humankind has to offer the universe and sling ropes to midgets? Easy. Do your part by watching interracial porn.
Interracial porn could be the secret to ending all racism. If you can cum to someone that looks different than you, then you can shake their hand and respect them as an individual too.
Interracial porn has blown up in popularity over the past decade. It’s consistently one of the most popular categories in all the most racist states in the U.S. That gives freedom a foothold in racism’s balls. Now, all we have to do is transfer that boner from the genitals to the heart and brain.
But it all starts with high-quality interracial porn. My readers can’t bring about the enlightenment with shitty 240P video quality and garbage performances. Only the best of the best can lead us from temptation and guide us toward the light.
Where can we find this good news? In what church is the truth of love contained? Straight Aebn is where. They have all the tools to pave humanity’s path toward peace with anal sex and foot jobs.
Straight Aebn is one of the best pay-by-the-minute porn sites the internet has to offer. Being as such, they have a sprawling selection of interracial porn to swell both your genitals and heart. When you cum to interracial content on Straight Aebn, you and your penis can feel like you did a job well done.
As I said, the site is pay-by-the-minute, so you will have to invest money, but what’s a little financial investment when the future of humanity is on the line?
Because many racist people have low levels of intelligence, the developers on Straight Aebn ensured it was well designed and easy to navigate. We don’t want uses on the edge of a revelation to be slowed by their inability to properly work a website.
The menu is displayed clearly and in large font directly at the top of the page, where it can’t be missed. The options are Home, Search bar, Add time, Log in, Sign up, Mailbox, Categories, Just added, New releases, Stars, Studios, Cams, Gay, Classic view, X-pass, and a Day and night mode toggle.
Freedom isn’t Free
Let’s talk money. Many of my readers have the sexual endurance of a rabbit. You guys don’t need many minutes to get the job done, so don’t buy many. Fifteen-minute and half-hour purchases will set you back $3.95 or $5.95, respectively.
If you plan on having a triathlon session, you may want to prepare an hour or an hour and forty minutes before you start. Those will cost you $8.95 or $11.95. That’s a fantastic deal considering the level of content quality on Straight Aebn.
If you’re like me and plan on masturbating for a significant portion of the day, you might need to buy minutes in bulk. Straight Aebn offers three hundred, five hundred, and even one thousand minute packages. That’s sixteen and a half hours of jerking off, and it will only cost you $84.95. Your cock will be stroked to ribbons by then. If you do the math, that price works out to only eight cents a minute. I definitely have eight cents to spend on busting a fat nut.
Aebn also has a premium monthly membership that gives you access to all sorts of bonus features. The cost is only $14.99 a month, and it’s well worth it.
The first thing your fifteen bucks opens up for you is the unlimited streaming of over five thousand titles totaling twenty thousand scenes. That should be enough to keep you and your penis dripping in lube and tissues for many moons.
Every week, Aebn adds another one hundred movies to their archives. Unless you have a job like mine, that should be enough to keep you drowning in fresh pussy.
Every month you’ll receive thirty minutes of video-on-demand credits to use at your leisure. Minutes never expire, so don’t worry about rushing your self-love-making process. Instead, take it at your own pace and tease your cock all you like.
You also get a five percent discount on all purchases. That includes additional video-on-demand minutes, scene and movie downloads, and stream-for-life purchases.
But they aren’t done quite yet. You’ll also receive special offers and promos exclusive to X-pass members. In addition, you can easily cancel or renew your subscription at any time in your account settings.
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It’s time to look at some of the unifying interracial content on Straight Aebn, starting with “Cuck Hunter: Horny Wife Raven Vice Picks Up Big Dick Cuckold at Airport.”
Raven Vice had little idea that when she met a muscle-bound hunk at the airport, he would contact her for some no-strings sex. Raven is married, but her husband knows how horny and naughty she is, so he doesn’t mind when she finds some extra dick on the side. In fact, he likes it.
Raven invites the stunt cock over to her house, and it doesn’t take long for them to strip each other naked and start fucking. However, in mid-coitus, Raven’s husband comes home. It’s no problem, though. He pulls up a seat to get an eyeful of his wife being plowed by a gargantuan dick.
The stunt cock doesn’t seem to mind, either. He is way too busy crushing sexy puss to worry about the guy jerking off in the corner. By the time the stunt cock is done with Raven, her pussy looks like a gopher hole. Her husband won’t be feeling any friction for the next three days.
Don’t Judge a Slut by Her Cover
Next up, we have “Strokies.com: Like a Virgin,” produced by Mack Kensington Studios and starring Devyn Heart. Devyn’s heart has a lot of wonderful qualities going for her. First off, she is twenty-four but doesn’t look a day over eighteen.
Second, she looks like an innocent church-going virgin, but in reality, she has taken four cocks at once. I’d say taking four cocks automatically removes any innocence a bitch may have accrued over her lifetime.
There is an odd twist to this story, though. This bitch skipped all the other bases and went right to four cocks, having ignored the hand job. She’s never given an old-fashioned before. Well, it’s time for that to change. And while she’s at it, Devyn might as well cover her face and body in hot jizz.
Straight Aebn is an arbiter of peace in a time of violence and chaos. Don’t get left behind. Do your part to bring about the second enlightenment by furiously beating your cock to interracial porn. I need you, humanity needs you, and God needs you.
The only thing I think Straight Aebn is missing is an unlimited package. The X-pass is awesome, but I wouldn’t mind paying for completely unlimited minutes.
Unity is at our fingertips if only we are willing to place those fingertips on our cocks and stroke away to interracial porn on Straight Aebn.