I’m sure many of you will agree that it’s a great feeling to return to the golden age of cinema, such as the eras of The Godfather, Heat, Midnight Cowboys, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, and other iconic classics. These days, it’s hard for modern movies to stand toe to toe with the vintage greats, and I’m not just talking about mainstream flicks, either.
Even though we know how easy access to some of the most advanced, high-definition, and interactive forms of adult entertainment imaginable, most of which can be enjoyed anytime, anywhere, thanks to the smartphones most of us have in our sticky pockets. But, despite this, there’s still a considerable portion of porn fans worldwide who will shun 4K smut and live cam sites in favor of vintage smut from the golden era of porn.
Hairy pussies, tacky music, and big tits are just some of the staple ingredients of vintage porno that, back in the day, often had to be enjoyed within the sticky confines of a local porn cinema surrounded by fapping dudes in trenchcoats or watched on a VHS video tape and pray you don’t forget to take it out in your post orgasm daze.
But with VHS now defunct and the majority of adult theaters being bulldozed to make way for trendy coffee bars and vape shops, there’s an increasing worry amongst porn fans that a tonne of classic vintage porn titles will be lost to time. While they have a good reason to worry, several smut enthusiasts have dedicated themselves to preserving the memory of vintage porn and making it easily accessible to the whole world.
As a porn history buff with a lot of respect for vintage smut from the golden era of porn, I’ve begun a personal mission to explore every one of these vintage porn websites and bring them to the attention of my readers while maintaining my classic unbiased stance to ensure you know which ones are good and which ones aren’t.
Today, we come between the thighs of a website called Adultvintagexxx.com. With a URL like that, it needs little introduction. But is this a site that’s worth your cock’s attention? Or is it worse than watching 1985’s Revenge By Lust in a seedy porn cinema, only to feel jets of hot liquid hit your face as the movie climaxed? And, no, it’s not the immersive Ice Theaters experience; it’s the elusive Bukkake Brian who stalks the corridors of local porn theaters!
Let’s find out!
What is Adultvintagexxx.com?
As a website, Adultvintagexxx.com isn’t strictly vintage. The site was set up in 2024, according to Wayback Machine, and it acts as a digital library for a wide range of vintage adult magazines and old-school porn movies spread across a wide range of XXX genres.
At the time of writing, Adultvintagexxx.com was home to more than 500 digital porn magazines and XXX movies to explore, and its portfolio included some well-known names that have been around for decades, such as Private and Playboy. Now, let’s take a deep dive into the kind of old-school smut that this site can shower our cocks with!
What is the Vintage Porn Like on Adultvintagexxx.com?
Vintage porn is a lot of fun, but there aren’t many people in the world who can dedicate enough time to explore 500+ magazines and movies in one sitting in an attempt to find out whether a site is worthy of them cumming over.
But that’s where the trusty Porn Dude comes in! I explored the site from top to bottom to find its stickiest secrets and get an idea of the quality of vintage porn that Adultvintagexxx.com can offer porn fans like us! Here’s a sample of some of the site’s highlights.
●    Tails Of The Town – This 1988 porn movie starred some of the era’s XXX legends, such as Ray Victory, Buck Adams, Summer Rose, and Nina Deponca. It follows the perverse sexual antics of a small town’s most sex-hungry citizens. Some of the most memorable scenes featured a messy throatpie in a hair salon and a sleazy alley sex session that saw Summer Rose’s pussy get stretched out before being painted with hot cum! This is underlined by the classic 80s porn vibe that any retro smut fan will adore!
●    Blue Climax – This digital version of a Danish adult magazine from the mid-1990s is a joy to read. It features everything from the gorgeous busty blonde MILF Jay Sweet having her tight pussy stretched out the BBC of Sean Michaels to Olga Lovi getting her holes drilled in a double penetration orgy. The pages are all in full color, and it feels like it was printed yesterday!
● Ehefrauen Wollen Ficken – Ahh, a hardcore German porno from the early 1990s? Hell, yes! This vintage porn movie follows the story of a gang of sexy German housewives who are all happily married. But everything changes when the women and their husbands all seek sexual liberation at once, triggering a sexual adventure spread across four scenes, with the climax being a dick-melting group sex session with plenty of cum, raw sex, and classic hardcore filth everyone associates with German porn!
Design of the Site
Specializing in vintage porn is fine, but a site shouldn’t be rocking a vintage and outdated design. Thankfully, Adultvintagexxx.com has opted for one of the most heavily used modern blog themes around, which works like a dream regarding navigation and optimized content. However, it does look a little plain.
The site lacks a professionally designed logo and has opted for a generic text logo spelling out the site’s name and a tagline that reads, ‘’Watch Vintage Adult Porn Videos And Free Download Retro Vintage PDF XXX Magazines’’. To the right of this is a small search bar that people can use to look for any specific vintage porn films or magazines.
The site’s main menu is short and directs people to the main facets of the site in the form of the homepage and the two main categories of the site in the form of digital porn magazines and vintage XXX Movies. The site’s homepage begins soon afterward and is split into three sections: two sidebars bordering a central section.
The first sidebar on the homepage plays host to five widgets. There’s a second search bar, a request button to request specific titles to be added to the site, a list of XXX movie categories, a selection of adult magazine categories, and an RSS feed.
The central section of the homepage is a selection of the site’s latest posts. These are displayed in a singular format that features a thumbnail of the site or magazine cover, a title, a description, and a selection of metadata covering everything from tags, upload date, the author of the post, and a button that allows you to read more.
The last sidebar bordering the right side of the central section is home to three widgets in the form of a nationality plugin to switch the origins of the content on the site, such as German, French, and Swedish porn, a list of publishers that lets you filter content according to the adult company behind it, and a series of post archives with a ticker showing how much content is in each section.
What I Like Most About it
I was surprised to see that Adultvintagexxx.com was only founded recently, as the people behind the site have already ensured that it’s home to an impressive collection of vintage porn movies and comics with some genuinely great titles inside.
Each movie and magazine on the site is accompanied by well-written background information that also includes a list of features, the number of pages of a magazine/duration of a movie, and its original date of release. This allows you to get the gist of the retro adult material and what it contains without having to download them all and read through them.
While Adultvintagexxx.com won’t win any awards for creativity anytime soon, the site’s overall design is immaculate, minimalist, and straightforward. It doesn’t provide any obstacles to exploring everything it offers, and finding the kind of titles you want to see is flawless.
Plus, the site admins have their feet connected to the ground and have featured a handy button that lets users suggest new retro porn titles and magazines to be added to the site. This way, they ensure that their site provides the kind of content their fans like.
What I Don’t Like
In terms of written content, the site does a great job with the descriptions added to each magazine and movie featured on the site. However, there are a lot of high-traffic keywords centered around retro porn that could be tackled with a well-written blog. However, at the time of writing, Adultvintagexxx.com didn’t have one.
Suggestions I Have for Adultvintagexxx.com
After just a few minutes of exploring the collection of retro porn titles spread across Adultvintagexxx.com, it’s clear that the folks behind this site know their way around a sticky Playboy magazine or a vintage porn cinema. However, this knowledge of old-school smut could be better showcased in a dedicated blog that covers all manner of topics centered around vintage porn, pornstars, and smut magazines. Not only will this boost your traffic, but it’ll also beef up your authority in this niche in the eyes of your users.
Conclusion
Adultvintagexxx.com might be a newcomer to the world of retro smut. Still, it hasn’t wasted any time laying the foundations of a solid website now home to an impressive library of old-school porn movies and magazines available for download. It’s a website I’d recommend checking out, but it’s missing out on an opportunity for better traffic and more authority by adding a vintage porn blog to the site.