Ah, what a lovely look Adult Games On chose for themselves. Manly pink on white colors make the site look as if they are selling tampons with wings, you know, the ones that have wings? I don’t know, but on a second inspection, I realized that it was a video game site, and the name of the site, AdultGamesOn.com, should have been a tell. Sometimes I catch on slow but still, I catch on, so don’t even try to mock TPD because I don’t need your mockery, I had enough of that crap in my primary school! Calming myself down, Adult Games On is about to receive a kick-ass review. Can I get a hell yeah?!
AdultGamesOn.com is divided into four categories: 3D adult games, 3D comics, Porn games and Android games. Simple enough. Now, the main page is a mix of all of the above mentioned and the simplicity is the one thing that made me take notice because each game has a detailed info about it. Does it work on Windows or Linux, what version of the game is this, is there censorship on this game and so on. Each game is presented with this information, a few screenshots of the game and a download button that makes things so much easier than expected.
Once you hit the download button you will be redirected to some random file upload site that’s probably going to offer two options. One, to download the file for free or, to download it with their hyper-fast Premium Download option. Basically, this is where they get you because the files are usually around 2GB large so to download a file for free is a cool and a common sense to do but, this comes with a caveat. The download speed for free users is 50.0 KB/s MAX. How about them apples homie? So if you have time, then, by all means, go ahead and click on the free download option but if you don’t, try finding another source. The nerve on them.
The games that are offered on AdultGamesOn.com are not those lame ass Flash games. They have some depth to them and they are engaging enough to keep you interested until you finish the game. Some are even so good that you will play them just like you would play any other video game that you have on your computer. 3D adult games and Porn games are almost similar but not quite. I will let you discover the differences on your own since I don’t want to ruin the surprise. No spoilers here.
The 3D comics are just what you might expect them to be. They are adult comics, in 3D. The thing is, these could have easily be placed on AdultGamesOn.com as whole comics without the need to download them but since AdultGamesOn.com is a file sharing site, these comics can’t be read on the site but they have to be grabbed 50 KB/s at a time. It’s a shame, but from what I’ve seen some of these comics are kick ass and you will most certainly beat your meat to some of these 3D releases.
The Android games are the ones that are going on your phone that you will be playing once boredom hits and once you go to the bathroom during your work break. These are usually not that big to grab so those 50 KB/s will pass in a blink of an eye. You will be able to play your RPG adult games in no time and your work brakes will pass in thunder speed. Of course, all of these games have a comment section underneath so that the users leave their insights and their likes and dislikes but so far, not one single user has left a comment. Maybe they loved the games so much that they didn’t have time to leave them or, well, I’m not going to speculate about other options.
When I laid my eyes on AdultGamesOn.com I saw potential, I saw pink and I saw…well I don’t know what I saw besides potential and pink, the point is, AdultGamesOn.com is a file-sharing site that shares adult video games. They are doing a fine job at it but there is this notion, this itch that I just can’t scratch, that they might do better. That 50 KB/s thing really does suck ass and along with the games that they are offering, it’s a shame. My final verdict is that this is a cool way of browsing through video games and it’s simple enough and that’s all a gamer wants. So in that aspect, AdultGamesOn.com did a good job.