What are we doing when we watch regular straight porn? We are watching a man’s penis enter and exit a woman’s vagina over and over again until it fires out a wad of sticky cum. That sounds kind of gay, doesn’t it?
The Greatest Question of our Time
I couldn’t even begin to estimate how many hours of porn I’ve watched in my lifetime. Not even the Gods can. Over my many years of masturbation, I’ve seen countless penises. To be completely honest, I’ve seen more penis than most gay dudes.
I have held my dick in my hand and jerked off while a penis was on my screen millions of times. Never did it feel gay, but to be objective, it’s kind of gay.
Not only do I see penises every day, but I see huge penises every day. I don’t want to watch some micro-cocked wimp lightly screwing some dainty vagina. I want to see a ten-inch hog plowing into some dumb cunts vulva with the force of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. I’m here to see the Mandigos and Peter Norths of the world wield their cocks like a mighty sword against hordes of enemy uteruses.
Despite how it sounds, I think we can all agree such urges are not gay, but it does open up some interesting questions. If we were to say that watching straight porn is gay, what would make it less so? How could cock still be included, but with reduced gayability?
Trans Theory 101
Let me drop a bombshell of a question on you. Is watching a chick with a dick fuck a bitch less gay than watching a dude fuck a bitch? Go ahead and mull that over for a second. This is a question I’ve been asking myself for some time.
I’ve asked you guys before, but my opinion is constantly evolving. At this point in my journey, I don’t think there is a solid answer. It all depends on the person watching.
There are tons of religious and/or conservative men that love tranny porn. Those guys are straight-up gay. It’s just that they are too wrapped up in fairy tales and Fox news to allow themselves the pleasure of fucking a dude in the ass. Instead, they watch chicks with dicks so they can lie to themselves during their refractory period.
There are also many bisexual fans of tranny chicks. That makes a lot of sense. Under this circumstance, trannies represent the golden ideal. They are the best of both worlds. They have the beautiful shape of a female accentuated with the fat hog of a dude. What more could a bisexual person want?
Then we have guys that are otherwise straight but love trannies. These are pure tranny fetishists. They don’t want to fuck a dude but want a little penis stirred into their tits and ass.
Regardless of where your stake your flag in the world of tranny fandom, Adult Empire has the goods you need to bust a fat nut. Adult Empire has long been one of my favorite paid premium porn sites. These guys have set a precedent.
Adult Empire has a fantastic selection of porn to fit almost any genre, but the eleven thousand tranny videos they’ve cataloged are something special. Whoever curated this shit has a deep passion for chicks with dicks.
Many Ways to Save
Adult Empire is a paid premium site, but they offer multiple methods for you to get your eyes on these cunts with cocks. Unfortunately, many of my readers are suffering financially. That’s because you have no job, motivation, education, or plans to do anything with your time besides beat your meat, eat bacon, play Rocket League, and listen to your mom beg you to move out. As a result, you can’t afford to buy porn willy-nilly.
If that description fits you, you should take advantage of Adult Empires’ pay-by-the-minute program. You’ll never have to drop a dime on anything you don’t watch.
Besides, how long do you last anyways? I bet half the time, you cum before you can even fully pull your cock out. You haven’t fucked in so long that your balls are on a hair trigger. They could cum at any moment. I bet you wish you could buy time by the picosecond.
The second option is a two-day rental. Not every porn you watch needs to make it to your personal collection. Some are best left in the past, where the debauchery can be forgotten while we go about our daily lives. Rental prices change depending on the age and video quality of the film. Generally, you should expect to pay around three to five bucks. That’s fucking nothing.
The third option is streaming rights to the video for a lifetime. Who owns physical copies of shit these days, anyway? Everything is floating in the cloud. It makes life much more convenient, especially since modern man is rarely without wifi. That is its one downside, though. If you live in a place with spotty internet or travel a lot, this might not be the option for you. Once again, the price changes depending on the title, but most hover around four to ten bucks.
The final option is to purchase a full download. That allows you to add content to your personal library where it can be watched over and over no matter where you are. All you need is a device. Full downloads have saved my life many a time. You never know when a boner might pop up during a hike or while you’re stuck in a traffic tunnel. Expect to pay between seven and fifteen bucks to get the whole kit and kaboodle.
The design of Adult Empire is sharp and professional. Outside of the bright white background, it’s a masterclass on how to design a simple porn site. The main menu resides up at the top and contains the options Home, Search bar, My video on demand dashboard, Sign in, Shopping cart, DVD, On-demand, Sales, New releases, Categories, Unlimited, Sex toys, Porn stars, and Free and original.
There is also a navigational menu running down the left side, making getting around the place a breeze. The options are On demand, DVD, Blu-ray, VR, Rental, Sex toys, and Porn stars.
Titanic Tranny Tits
It’s time to talk about the content on Adult Empire. I can’t imagine a better place to dive in than with “Trans Titans,” produced by Evil Angel and directed by the masterful JD.
JD set out to create a compilation of the hottest tranny performers in porn. It resulted in this five-scene masterpiece that can tug the cum out of almost any TS fan.
The first scene features the sexy and skilled Yasmin De Castro as she pleasures her black girlfriend, Anny Kelly. The two chicks with dick exchange sensuous blow jobs before Yasmin sits down on Anny’s lady penis and shoves it into her asshole. With each thrust, Anny yells out in joy. Eventually, the two ladies shoot hot cum all over each other and, I assume, take a nap. They just burned some serious calories.
Speaking of titans, the titanically titted model Sabrina Susuki stars in the next scene all by herself. She shows off her incredible body and thick ass before revealing the penis surprise under her panties. She whips around and smacks her giant hog before stroking it up and down until she lets forth a torrent of jizz. I hope the camera crew was wearing safety glasses.
Next up, we have the well-endowed Yasmim Dornelles and Jane Costa. The scene starts with them wearing matching pink outfits. Don’t worry. Those outfits don’t stay on for long. As they make out and grope each other’s tits, boners make themselves known from under their short skirts.
Eventually, they exchange oral favors before moving on to the main course: rough anal sex. And what’s rough anal sex without a little ass to mouth? That’s how you show someone that you really care.
You’ll have to watch the video yourself to find out what happens in the next two scenes. Before I wrap this article up, I want to mention “Katrina Jade’s First Anal Scene.” I don’t mention it because of the intense plot. I mention it because of the star-studded cast and excellent production. Along with Katrina Jade, this film costars Keisha Grey, Elsa Jean, Kissa Sins, Gina Valentina, Aubrey Kate, Small Hands, and Prince Yahshua.
Adult Empire is consistently one of the best porn sites on the internet. Please do if you haven’t read my review of the entire site. The place has everything my readers need for a good night in.
Whenever I review a section of Adult Empire, I struggle to come up with negatives. The site works well, there aren’t ads, and the content is fantastic. The only thing I have to mention is the bright white background blinding me in the middle of the night.
Is watching chicks with dicks fuck chicks less gay than watching dudes fuck chicks? I don’t know, but I sure do enjoy the research.