The male love of milfs starts at a ripe young age (18+). Basically, the moment we get our first ball hair, we begin having wet dreams about teachers and friends’ moms. We can’t help ourselves.
From Ball Hair to Ant Hills
The human mind is a strange beast, especially when it comes to attraction. Small, seemingly innocuous events can lead to lifelong fetishes.
For example, let’s say one day in middle school, you’re knelt down checking out a particularly large ant hill when your hot neighbor walks up to see what you’re up to. As she bends down to get a better look, her shirt comes down a bit, and you get an eyeful of her cleavage. Smash cut to twenty years later, and you’re masturbating to ant documentaries on the discovery channel.
It’s this same phenomenon that attaches men to the idea of fucking milfs. It just so happens that the situation in which you see milfs is more common than seeing tits and ants simultaneously.
As we age into adulthood, the definition of a milf changes. When you’re in middle school, a twenty-two-year-old looks like a milf. But once you’re twenty-two milfs are in their mid to late thirties. Once men are in their thirties, milfs become mid to late forties. This trend continues til around fifty-five when bitches become gilfs. But gilfs are a story for another time.
Professor Puss
I know it’s a small subset of my readers that are both young and fuckable (18+). But for those that are, might I suggest you fuck at least one milf as soon as possible.
The reason is simple. As it stands now, you’re way too confident about your sexual abilities. You can’t help it. Your high testosterone levels tell you that you’re the fucking man, and any woman would be lucky to get with you. Well, I’m here to tell you that is complete horse shit.
If you’re in your early twenties, you have no idea how to please a woman, and young 18+ women don’t know enough about themselves to teach you to be better. But do you know who does? Milfs. That’s who. Milfs will teach you everything there is to know about making a woman cum. Trust me, that knowledge will pay off for the rest of your life.
I still remember the first milf I fucked and all the priceless information she dispensed. Every woman I’ve ever fucked owes her a thank you. I wouldn’t be the man I am today without her guidance. The trail of destroyed pussy in my wake is dedicated to her.
For the bulk of my readership, who could never hope to fuck a milf, or anyone for that matter, porn must be your teacher. Regardless of how low the chances of you getting laid are, you must be prepared in case the time comes. While watching milf porn isn’t as potent as fucking a milf yourself, it will do in a pinch. And a pinch is exactly what you’re in.
If you’ve ever been to a porn site, then you know that there is no lack of milf porn out there. Everywhere you look milfs are dripping from the rafters. It’s become even more prevalent recently with the rise of taboo porn. Suddenly moms are all over the place fucking their sons and daughters.
However, as my readers are painfully aware, not all porn is alike. There’s a lot of milf porn in the world that stars ugly ass cunts who can’t ride a dick and don’t know how to perform for the camera. That’s why knowing the proper site is key to enjoying your milf porn experience.
And when it comes to fantastic milf porn, Adult Empire has you covered. Adult Empire is as consistent and steady as the tides. I’m blown away by the superb design and collection selection every time I visit. If you want a no-fuss milf porn experience, this is your place.
Minute-Men
Before we get too far, know that Adult Empire is a paid premium porn site. However, instead of monthly subscriptions, these guys do pay-by-the-minute. So you’ll never have to pay for porn you won’t watch again.
Monthly subscription sites have their advantages, but the fact remains that you won’t watch every piece of content on the site. You won’t even want to. That means you’re paying upwards of forty bucks a month for porn you won’t watch.
That’s what makes Adult Empire so great. You only pay for what you watch. Plus, if you end up falling deeply in love with the place, you can sign up for unlimited, which makes the place into a monthly subscription site. Good luck keeping up with their massive and constantly growing library.
Black Cock for Father’s Day
I’d say it’s time to jump into some of the content you’ll find on Adult Empire, starting with “Cream Pie Finish for Father’s Day Cuck,” starring Mandy Rhea and Jonathan Jordan.
Mike loves to see his wife in heels and a low-cut top. He spent a lot of his hard-earned money on those fat tits, so he wants to enjoy them every chance he gets. However, his wife currently says that he has to wait until father’s day when he’ll get an amazing gift.
It seemed like the day would never come, but finally, Father’s day arrived, and Mike found his wife barely wearing some sexy lingerie she had purchased for the occasion. But that’s not the surprise. Instead, the surprise is the large-cocked black man waiting in the corner to fuck the shit out of this milf cunt.
Most men wouldn’t find that to be a surprise gift at all, but mike is a little pussy wimp. His excitement at getting to see his wife plowed by a cock twice the size of his forearm is palpable.
The cock-wielders name is Jonathon, and he came to destroy pussy, not make love to it. Mandy starts by sucking Jon’s cock, but she can barely fit it in her mouth. Mandy figures if it won’t fit in her mouth, maybe it will fit in her pussy.
It turns out that Mandy was right. It fits in her pussy, but only just barely. Mandy creams all over Jon’s dick as her hole is stretched beyond its means. Finally, she needs to give her pussy a break and bends down to suck his dick some more. It doesn’t take long for her pussy to retract into shape again, and before you know it, Mandy is on top of Jon riding him cowgirl style.
At this point, it really does look like Mandy is going to be split in two like a fucking wishbone, but instead, she cums so hard the neighbors could hear it. Only then does Jon allow himself to cum deep inside Mandy’s vagina.
Mom Swap
Next up, we have “Sneaky Stepmom Setup,” starring Syren De Mer, Dixie Lynn, and Brick Danger. When Brick began fucking his new stepsister, he knew it was wrong. He just couldn’t stop himself. She was so tight and sexy that no man could ever deny her approach.
But Brick had no idea just how crazy things would get. One day, while stepsister Dixie was playing with Brick’s dick and dirty talking him, his new stepmom, Dixie’s real mom, suddenly walked in on them. Brick was sure that he was a goner. Not a mom on earth would be happy to see their daughter getting fucked by their stepson.
But it turns out that Brick couldn’t have been more wrong. Not only is his stepmom Syren happy to see Brick, but this was her plan all along. April Fools! Dixie was getting Brick hard to fuck her stepmom.
Syren used to be a real slutty freak. She worked her way through dozens of cocks while in college. That was a long time ago, and Syren hasn’t had anal sex since senior year, but she plans on breaking that streak with Brick.
Brick is more than happy to make Syren’s dreams come true. He fucks her in the ass long and hard as only a young man can do. In the end, Syren cums multiple times and proves to herself that she’s still got it.
Adult Empire is one of the net’s most well-organized and maintained porn sites. My readers will love the large selection and reasonable prices. These are some of the sexiest milfs in the industry, and you can see them all in one place.
One of my few complaints about Adult Empire is the bright white background. Porn is meant to be watched in a dark room at two in the morning, and a bright background is not conducive to eye health. I need my eyes to watch porn. It’s like a pianist’s hands.
If you’re on the market for hot milf porn, Adult Empire has you more than covered.