When it comes to unfuckable, no one does it like my readers. Bitches don’t want to touch you with a ten-foot pole. That’s why I like to tell the many stories of my conquests. I want you to put yourself in my shoes and experience just a little taste of what my life is like.
In the Driver’s Seat
Because you guys will never get to feel the ultimate pleasure of a woman’s pussy gliding up and down your pathetic cock, you’re always looking for ways to make the porn experience more realistic. One of the easiest ways to do that is with POV porn.
POV porn puts you in the driver’s seat by showing you the view you’d have if you were the one fucking a bitch instead of some stunt cock. Is it as good as the real thing? Of course, not. Is it as close as you motherfuckers are ever going to get? Yes.
POV porn exploded in popularity around ten years ago. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that that time period coincides with the creation of the Go-Pro camera. It brought a whole new level of experience to porn. When combined with a Fleshlight and VR helmet, you may forget you’re not actually fucking. That is until you bust, take off the helmet, and still find yourself in your mom’s basement.
Not only does POV give you a realistic sex experience. It also lets you taste a slice of big dick pie. It’s hard to imagine my readers having anything more than a three-inch rod, but if you try really hard, you could probably envision a four or five-inch rod.
One of my favorite things about POV porn is that it can be combined with almost any other genre of porn. It’s an umbrella category that goes great with everything from midgets to anal. Also, by this time, every major porn star has shot plenty of them. Abella Danger wouldn’t ever look in your direction, let alone fuck you, but with POV, you can feel like her asshole is cuddled up close to your cock.
Real POV
I get asked a lot about my favorite type of porn, and POV is up there. I watch a ton of it. The only difference between the POV porn you watch and what I watch is that I filmed most of the POV I watch.
I started buying Go-Pros the second they were released and now have countless hours of my own fuck footage. No one does it as I do, and I love reliving triumphant moments in my sexual history.
I bet you guys would pay millions to get a look at my vault. I’ve fucked all the hottest bitches in both porn and Hollywood. Let’s put it this way. If you’ve ever dreamed of fucking her, I’ve fucked her multiple times. My cock is a hot commodity amongst the rich and famous. Rich people want the best, and when it comes to the best dick, I always deliver.
I would love to share some footage with you, but I can’t compromise my trustworthiness or these bitches may stop letting me film them. I fuck so many sluts that I like maintaining a catalog, so I don’t forget the famous ones.
It’s time for you guys to start your own POV library. Unfortunately, you’ll have to download videos of other people fucking, but it’s better than nothing. In order to get your archives started, I recommend looking up POV porn on Adult Empire.
Porn Emporium
Adult Empire is a porn emporium barely able to contain the insane amount of porn they have. These motherfuckers are like the porn library of Alexandria. It’s like if Amazon skipped books and went right to porn.
The site design is even a bit reminiscent of Amazon. The system could easily be used to sell anything from kitchen supplies to used panties. It makes navigating the place a cinch. Everything feels familiar and intuitive.
Adult Empire gives customers tons of options when it comes to purchasing content. Everything on the site can be rented, paid for by the minute, downloaded, or sent to your cloud. It all depends on what you want and how much you want to pay.
On that note, shit doesn’t get very expensive on Adult Empire. It’s one of the most affordable places to get your porn fix. If you roll in with twenty bucks, you can roll out dripping in naked sluts.
Bitches Craving Fresh Cock
At the mention of naked sluts, I feel the intense urge to watch some. Let’s start with “Desperate Housewives Crave Fresh Cock 8” A porn series only makes it to volume eight if it’s doing something right, and this one definitely is.
It stars some big names, including Dee Williams, Tommy King, Kate Dee, and Gianna Grey. It contains four scenes, each of which will cause you to blow out your lines.
It starts with Tommy King. In case you don’t already know, Tommy King is a white bitch with a fat ass and perky petite tits. Whenever Tommy’s husband goes out of town for work, she hops on the first cock she finds.
That’s why you motherfuckers need to get out of the house more. You never know when you might bump into a slut so horny and wet that she rides your pole without a second glance.
The second scene features the always sexy Gianna Grey. Gianna Grey has a deep pussy that can never get enough dick. That’s why she is more than willing to forget her wedding vows when she sees a man with a real hog on him.
Gianna Grey does some great acting in this scene, mostly because she’s not playing a character. This bitch really is a size queen. Trust me. When she saw my giant cock she tackled me onto the bed and all but fucked me.
The third scene stars Kate Dee. Kate Dee has a never-ending insatiable need to fuck. Every moment of her life is dedicated to finding the next penis to go inside of her.
However, Kate is a busy lady, and her husband takes up much of her free time. That’s why she frequents dating apps to find no-strings dick that can ride her like the Clydesdale she is.
The final scene stars Dee Williams. Dee William’s husband isn’t the man he used to be. His cock used to be hard all day long, but he is getting older and doesn’t look at her the way he used to.
On the other hand, Dee is hornier than she’s ever been. She can’t survive on a zero cock diet, so she used her massive tits and skilled mouth to reel in every big dicked stranger she comes across.
Granny Pussy
Perhaps you’re into older ladies than the ones on “Desperate Housewives.” If so, I recommend “Nana Fucks Best 2.” I can’t agree with the title. If I know anything in this life, it’s that my grandma wasn’t slaying cock like that. If she was, Grandpa would have been in a better mood.
This grandma is always “happy to see her good boy” because it means her pussy is about to be crushed. The bitch in the first scene might be older, but she can still ride some young dick. Considering her age, I’m impressed by how great her tits look. They are large, perky, bouncy, and would fit on a woman half her age.
What the fuck did this bitch do? Was it a certain bra? Did she use cocoa butter? Did she sleep underwater? Whatever it was, I want to know so if I ever lock an old bitch down, I can keep her looking fresh from the package.
The ladies in scenes two and three aren’t nearly as attractive. Scene two bitch isn’t bad, but the bar was set too high in scene one. I can’t even look at the bitch in scene three. They should have organized this a bit differently.
Grand Daughter Pussy
If you like your bitches young and tight, you’ll enjoy Teenage Auditions 4. Just get an eyeful of Lumi Ray on the cover. The bitch is nearly perfect. Her pussy lips are proportional, her tits were crafted by the Gods, and that ass demands to be spanked.
POV is your Ticket to getting a taste of real sex. These bitches are crawling off of the screen and onto your awaiting cock. You can’t live a life like mine, but POV porn on Adult Empire will get you as close as possible.
Adult Empire has such a broad reach I wonder if they’ve ever pondered taking requests. If anyone could locate a rare or hard-to-find porn, it’s these fucks.
Step inside of the body of a stunt cock and become the star of your own porn on Adult Empire.