Wox Tube! Where does one start with a website such as this one? There aren’t many notable things about WoxTube.com, as it seems that the website is going for an as-simple-as-possible type of design, without a doubt. Now, while I do not think that this is a bad thing since I’ve seen a whole lot of websites with this kind of swag going on, I can’t help but be annoyed by the fact that this page looks the way it does. I mean, in the end, did I really have to run into something that looks like this? I swear to God, while this isn’t the worst thing in the universe, I find this page right here to be something that I did not need to see right now. However, I take my time, and I wait for my head to cool off so I could give WoxTube.com a proper review. You just can’t think straight when you’re all heated up, you know?
I mean, there are a few header tabs that I could work with, that is for sure. Well, for this reason, we shall start from the top and see just what kind of thing I can find in here. The home tab is the one where all of us should start; that’s for sure. After we’re done with this one, we could pay some attention to the categories tab, and from that place, we shall move on to the “secondary categories” as I like to call them. I mean, in the end, they are not real categories or anything of the sort, but in the end, they sure help us categorize the movies of WoxTube.com in a special kind of way.
However, these secondary categories aren’t anything too special, so I do not believe that we will be talking about those way too much. Now that you’ve read through that rather lengthy intro, it’s time to kick things off properly…even though you could even leave after reading the first part of this review as it briefly explains all the little things on the website. I mean, after all, this page is not all that complicated in the end, so you can’t really write an entire fucking essay on the topic…or can you?
Stick around!
So, now that we found out just what can be found on this little page, it is finally time for us to take a look and see what pops up right in front of us. I mean, there is no way that anyone could ever be annoyed with a page that looks like this, right? I mean, yeah, I hate the fact that there are like two tabs on this page that are somewhat useful, but keep in mind that this is also a good thing since this means that you will have a rather great browsing experience in here. You will be able to find literally anything you want within seconds, and that’s just straight-up amazing. That’s the kind of website that I will keep coming back to, and you will surely follow my “example” when it comes to stuff like this.
Then, I would also like to say that I really, really enjoy the looks of the page, even when we’re talking about stuff like plain aesthetics. First and foremost, the entire page is just a huge blue square on top of which we find tons and tons of thumbnails and random letters. This is where all the action happens, on top of these thumbnails and of course, the little white letters play a huge role as well. I mean, this stuff I am talking about right now is just normal on the majority of porn websites, that’s for sure. You already know this!
Now, of course, there are some other sections of this page that actually do look pretty great, and we need to talk about every single one of those, without a doubt. First off, it is worth mentioning that there’s a unique part of the page that opens up when you click on a random thumbnail. We find that the player that pops up looks pretty nice. It’s just a transparent YouTube-Esque looking player embedded into the page, and that’s cool. Then, if you look around, you will find that you get to see all the porn studios that have their videos uploaded to WoxTube.com, which is pretty nice.
So, if you look to the right, you find all of these random big studios such as Digital Playground and 21Sextury. Just looking at these gets you hyped as you know that all of the content on this page is completely free for you to watch. I mean, you don’t even get to see any pop-up ads on the screen, which is just straight-up amazing, seeing as this page seems to be a rather small one.
If you’re an experienced porn fan, you will know that if a page is small, it tends to have a whole lot of ads on it just to pay the bills. Of course, this is not how this kind of thing always has to work out, and what you have right in front of you at the moment ( WoxTube.com ) is actually a great example. I mean, I don’t think I’ve even seen a static ad on this page, which is pretty strange. For the most part, static ads don’t even annoy me, as they don’t force me to click on them in any type of way, but the pop-up ones are just disgusting, and I can’t stand them. I don’t think that anyone really likes them, that’s for sure.
Then, we also find that there are tons of “tags” right underneath the player, which is pretty neat. We also get to see the names of the female performers, which is pretty neat. Furthermore, you also get to see all the qualities in which the video is available. Finally, even though the length of the video is listed right there in the player as it always should be, we also find that the length of the video is listed down there right next to the “pornstars” section. I mean, it’s not like this kind of thing is necessary, but you know…I just have to appreciate the effort.
The most viewed ones
If you feel like flying with the flock, then you might as well head out to the “most viewed” section and see what kind of thing pops up for you. I mean, you can’t really go wrong if you follow whatever the fuck is popular. This is the easiest route to take, no matter what we’re talking about. While this isn’t generally the healthiest route to take (just treat the “most viewed” section’s videos as fast food), this is the one example where heading down the route with the least resistance is the best choice, too. I mean, the folks who come here have a great taste in pornography, and we’ve got to thank them for their contribution, that’s for sure. Then, we also find that you even get to see the date when the video was uploaded, but the date isn’t listed down there right next to the tags and the names of the performers, but rather, it’s up there in the title of the movie, which is pretty neat.
The categories
If you want to see some weird shit like people shoving fists inside of each other’s booty holes, then this is not the website for you. Sure, there are some categories which could be perceived as “hardcore” on WoxTube.com such as the “anal” one, we also find that the majority of categories here are pretty much vanilla, so if you were looking for some freaky shit, then this isn’t the place where you should start looking! Finally, you should also pay attention to the search bar in the upper right corner. The entire pare is in English, so you should consider using it, that’s for sure.
Last, but not least, we find that the page has this side-bar or whatever that’s filled with the names of studios that contribute to the content of this page. However, I don’t think that they are very happy with what WoxTube.com is doing, since they post full-length premium movies, and they do this for free. Hell, they even let you watch the porn movies with the “double speed” option, and you can even slow them down if you feel like it.
The collateral damage
While it is kinda immoral to have pages like this up and going since they are posting full-length HD porn movies and letting us watch them for free, you can’t really complain about this kind of capitalist cannibalism, now can you? In the end, the fact that this is slightly immoral won’t really stop you from watching the movies! All in all, make sure to visit WoxTube.com as often as possible, as we don’t really know if this page is going to stay up forever.