Your mama is so fat she’s got her own ZIP Code, but that never stopped you from imagining her naked while you were stroking your cock. It seems like taboo is a universal fantasy, no matter what kind of taboos they try to attach to it. There’s just something sexy about putting your dick back in the hole it came out of, not to mention the fact that every porn mom is a stunning MILF. Who wouldn’t want mama if she’s a babe like Ashley Fires, Alura Jensen or Addie Andrews? That’s kind of the whole question behind MomZR.
Free sex tubes are a dime a dozen on the Internet, but MomZR.com has a gimmick that not every tube is on board with. You probably already guessed from the name, but this is taboo smut that all revolves around motherly love. Some tubes won’t touch the taboo stuff at all, so it’s nice to see a new free site throwing themselves into the family so wholeheartedly. The site is only a few months old, but already gets more than 2 million visits a month.
Mommy, Can I Stay Home and Fuck You Tonight?
The front page looks pretty much like the front page of any sex tube. You’ve beaten off to a couple hundred different sites that look exactly like this, probably a few today already. The whole thing is porno thumbnails, starting with Videos Being Watched and then rolling into the New Videos on the site. You’re immediately faced with row after row of MILFs with cock in their faces, between their tits, and stuffed deep in those tight pussies.
Taboo porn is a funny thing, because it looks pretty much like all the other porn you’ve been stockpiling on your hard drive. The difference here is just the setup. That woman taking a break from washing the dishes to get a cock pressed between her boobs is actually receiving her Mother’s Day present. That broad getting a creampie is engaged in what’s called the circle of life. You see, dad squirted jizz in there a couple of decades ago and it turned into this young stud. Hopefully, she doesn’t get pregnant this time, because I heard it’s supposed to create some kind of deformed, one-eyed retard monster baby.
Fortunately, the horrors of inbreeding are left out of these mommy/son fuck flicks. For the most part, they focus on the dirty, filthy sex that violates the very laws of nature. If you’re trying to jerk off to porno featuring monster babies, check out my selection of hentai sites, you fucking weirdo. MomZR is for normal perverts. You know, grown men who want to breast-feed from their mothers before banging them over kitchen counters, washing machines and the bed they slept in growing up.
I haven’t clicked a video yet, but I can already tell the site has a spammy design. Whenever I clicked through to the next page of taboo mother flicks, I get a pop-under for live sex chats, and that’s with my adblocker running. I’m worried about what’s going to happen as soon as I pull my cock out, lube it up and try to watch one of these films, but also I’d really like to watch this blonde MILF share a bed with her son.
Mother, Tell Your Children Not to Fuck My Way
As with every other click from the main page of MomZR, I got another pop-under when I made my way to the movie, Nikki Brooks – Sharing a Bed with Mom. I expected more when I hit the Play button, but it started playing without any bullshit in my way. I didn’t even have to wait for it to buffer, though it is only in 480p.
When I tried to bump it up to the max 720p HD, the video stopped and I got another pop-under. It didn’t even switch fucking resolutions, and I had to go through it again, pop-under included. Third time’s a charm, though, and I got the video playing. It doesn’t look like HD and I wonder if it ever was.
The video itself is hot as fuck, though. It’s a POV flick, the stud fully hidden behind the camera throughout the whole 11-minute scene. Mom climbs in bed, tells you not to turn the TV on too loud, and reaches back to start jerking you off a minute later. Thanks, mom!
When the handy doesn’t get you/him to sleep, Nikki uses her mouth to add a little more persuasion. Personally, I tend to wake up even more when I have a pair of beautiful lips wrapped around my dingdong, but she’s a blonde and I’m certainly not going to tell her. The beej is another failure, so she climbs on top to try to wear you out. She’s bouncing hard, so I wonder who’s going to tire out first.
I Got Something to Say: I Fucked My Mother Today
As soon as Nikki said, “Oh my God, I just came on my son’s dick,” I knew I had to add this to my permanent spank bank. You can add it to your favorites on the site, which comes with a side of pop-under spam, or you can download the flick. The Download buttons are a little bit hidden underneath the tags, but they do give you a couple of options (480p and 720p) for video resolution.
You didn’t think you’d get an MP4 file entirely for free from these guys, right? As you may have guessed, each download includes its very own piece of pop-under advertising, plus MomZR disappears and you get a blank window with nothing. My last pop-under was a difficult-to-close piece of bullshit that claimed my Flash was out of date and I needed to download some totally legit, non-malware piece of software.
The malicious spam here is pretty nasty. I got another one claiming Windows Firewall had an issue, my system files were being deleted, and I needed to click the Update button to install a new security system. Yeah, this sounds real. Microsoft always communicates with me via pop-under spam on free taboo video sites. It’s not the kind of shit that’s going to catch anyone with enough brain cells to read a review of anything, so you’re safe, but there are retards who will fall for this.
Daughters in Heat Have No Conscience, No Resistance
I made my way to the Categories page, hoping to find an extensive list of depravity. I wanted lists of their motherly blowjobs, mommy butt fucks, and sweet threesomes where a nice MILF passes on some sexual secrets to the younger generation. I know from looking at the videos that MomZR has a good list of tags in place, but I couldn’t find a list of them. The Categories page is a little bit lacking.
The only Categories MomZR lists are Aunt, Mother-In-Law, Mother, Stepmom and Mother/Daughter. I mean, those are really hot categories, but it’s not a terribly useful list. When I’m in the mood for a mommy-based wank, those are all sort of the same category to me. Give me some fucking detail!
I was, however, happy to see the Mother/Daughter area listed here. The lesbian flicks are definitely in the minority at MomZR, and I hadn’t noticed any as I was perusing the wall of porn out front. It’s a relatively slim category here, with only around 70 videos in the sub-genre, but I am glad it’s here. There’s just something so incredibly sexy about watching such intimate intergenerational bonding.
The worst thing about MomZR is definitely the spam. You get a pop-under with almost every click from one page to another, but with an ad blocker running you do get some slack when you’re trying to actually watch a flick. Since that’s where most free porn tubes put their really aggressive spam, MomZR is a little bit easier to use in this respect. That said, it’s a serious fucking pain in the ass, and a lot of the spam is openly malicious and trying to steal your identity. Shady.
On the other hand, this is a decent collection of free mommy taboo movies. If you’re really hard up for some good taboo pornography, you’re probably willing to put up with just a little bit more spam than the other tubes throw at you. MomZR.com might be exactly the compromise you’ve been looking for.