If you happen to be a fan of simple pornographic websites, then PinFlix.com might be the ideal website for you, seeing as the design of the website make sure that you can easily find whatever it is that you’re looking for. Hey, what about the name though..is this a cheesy reference to “Netflix”? I guess it is. I mean, the letters that are used in the Pin Flix logo are pretty much the same letters that are used in the Netflix logo, so I guess that’s that. Oh well, does that even matter? Not really, but I just wanted to point that out, in case someone’s interested. Now, let’s take a look at the website and see what it has to offer us.
As I said, the page is very, very simple. There really isn’t much to see in here. I mean, sure, there are tons of movies for you to check out, but that’s not what I mean by “simple,” you know? I mean, if you’ve been reading reviews made by The Porn Dude you should know by now what I’m talking about. When I say “simple,” I mean this page is very easy to navigate, it doesn’t have many tabs. It doesn’t have many special sections, which is obviously a good thing, at least in my book.
However, some people like their websites complex, and I can say only one thing to those people: Piss off. Complicated porno websites are for people who have shit taste. Porn in itself is very, very simplistic, and the design of the website should reflect the very nature of pornography itself. Now, before I go Immanuel Kant on all of you and start talking about the way we perceive websites and how they should be perceived, let me allow myself not to steer away from the main topic too much, as that isn’t what either of us want, right?
I could talk about nonsense for the entire day, but that’s not good for you. You don’t want some random porn review dude on the internet to be filling your brains up with useless garbage such as classical German philosophy, right? I’m just kidding. Anyway…as I said, let[‘s get back to the main topic, which is the content of PinFlix. What can be found in here? Well, for the most part, it’s straight pornography. You get to see dudes on chicks, and chicks on chicks. Now, while lesbian porn is technically gay porn, most people would consider it to be straight porn, because hey, mainstream lesbian porn is still targeted at men, and doesn’t even show how real lesbians really have sex. In fact, they don’t even get gay girls for their scenes. It’s usually all straight girls who don’t mind munching on some muff for like forty minutes or so.
That reminds me…the videos on PinFlix happen to be quite lengthy for some reason. Sure, there are loads of movies that are under ten minutes long, but you’ll easily find hundreds of movies that can last up to an hour on the homepage, which is quite nice. Finally, something for men who can last longer than 15 minutes in bed. The Porn Dude is aware of your struggles. In fact, The Porn Dude takes more than an hour to cum sometimes himself, which is something his girlfriends appreciates a lot.
All in all, you’re going to see a whole bunch of movies on this page that have been made available to you by the skillful people who run PinFlix.
I’ve also mentioned that this website does not have a whole lot of sections, which is absolutely true, but this does not properly describe the simplicity of PinFlix. It has only one section on the homepage, and that’s it. The section is called “free sex videos,” and it’s filled with…well, free sex videos. It’s pretty god damn simple, Above the black letters that spell out the sentence “free sex videos” there are some tags as well. These tags refer to the most popular websites on PinFlix, and they refer to the most popular categories on the website, such as Big Tits, stepmom, Teen, Family strokes, and so on. Oh and also, Japanese porn seems to be quite popular on this website as well for some reason. This isn’t even an Asian website, it’s a western one, and yet still, people jack off to Japanese chicks for some reason. I mean…it’s fine, it’s just really unexpected. Fucking weeaboos, man. They’re all over the place.
PinFlix needs another layer of makeup
I’ve already pointed out the fact that I really do like the way PInFlix looks, seeing as the design of the website is very simple, and it’s easy to navigate it. Within minutes you’ll be able to find whatever the fuck it is that you’re looking for, but I really, really don’t like the looks of the website, seeing as the page isn’t very colorful and all that. It’s just boring. Staring at the page physically hurts me. Having thumbnails scattered around a white background is a cliche for porno websites at this point, you know? It’s annoying, and it’s super boring for me, and it’s probably boring for most of y’all who are reading this, as well.
I’d like to point out the fact that there are literally no ads on the website, which is nice. Not only are there pretty much no ads floating around, but there are no ads when you click on things on PinFlix, so browsing the website is indeed a smooth ride. The page also has a neat little search bar in the upper right corner if you know what you’re looking for, but this usually isn’t the case with rookies, so stick around and browse the homepage until you learn the its and cuts of PinFlix.
Furthermore, I’d like to say that the website has some neat little thumbnails, and when you hover above them with your cursor, these thumbnails will turn into small previews that help you figure out what’s happening in that video, which is quite nice. Not only is it useful, but it looks good, too. PinFlix also tells you about the length of the video that you’re about to watch, and it gives you a title… That’s al good stuff. However, you don’t get to see the names of the actresses. You don’t get to see the name of the studio that made the video, and so on. I’ve even seen some websites give you the location where the movie was recorded, but that’s just pushing it way too far. Not that I hate that kind of thing, though, I just don’t expect most websites to do that.
The tabs and the tags
So, the only important tab on PinFlix right next to the home tab is indeed the categories tab. Sure, there’s also a tab dedicated to pornstars, but who gives a shit about that one, right? So, the categories tab is filled with a lot of categories, which is pretty nice. Not all of these categories are “conventional” categories, either. There are some usual categories such as the “stepmom” category and the “lesbian” category, but there are also some you don’t just see on every website out there, such as the “chubby” category, the “kissing” and the “office” category, which is nice. If the categories don’t help, then you should check the tags out.
Is it as good as Netflix?
Well, no. I don’t even like Netflix, but hey, PinFlix is still a decent porno website when you want to have a quick wank. You get tons of movies, they’re all free, there are tons of good categories for you to choose from, and that’s about it. It’s not great, but it’s far from bad, too. For some reason, there are tons of Japanese porno videos in here, and they tend to be quite popular, too. There are also loads of videos in the “unconventional” categories as well, such as the “kissing” and the “chubby” category, which is quite nice, too. I’ve seen loads of amateur content on the page too, but there are also loads of “premium” videos in here, which is a nice addition to the already great content of PinFlix.