Hentai Dude aka HentaiFit.com…what could this page possibly be about? The name doesn’t tell us a lot, but does it really have to? The name of the page doesn’t have to reveal every single thing about the page right away, does it? Of course! So, is The Porn Dude going to tell you what this magnificent page is all about? Well, sure, it’s this kind of information that belongs in the intro, and that’s exactly where we’re at right this moment. HentaiDude.com is a website where, well, you guessed it, hentai is posted, and nothing but delicious hentai. You won’t find any 3D girls on this page, well, no real 3D girls, as some of these Hentai pornos tend to use some 3D models for their animations, but that doesn’t count. You know what I mean. Now, what else should I tell you…do you think that this “Hentai Dude” aka “Hentai Fit” gives out all of this porn for free? Well, luckily, he does.
You don’t even have to watch a lot of ads or anything, all you have to do is open the page up, spend some time scrolling through the homepage, and once you’ve found an attractive thumbnail, you’re supposed to click on it, and a movie will play for you. It’s simple. It’s like any other website, except all the content here is completely free, the videos will load very quickly for you, and the design of the page is quite nice, so there’s a lot of stuff for you to appreciate. There’s a lot of weird categories in here as well, but I’m afraid that the LGBTQ folks won’t have a nice time in here, seeing as there seems to be only some lesbian porn, or “Yuri” as it is called alternatively in 2D Japanese erotic animation. Furthermore, there’s also no gay hentai on this page for some reason.
Now, there does seem to be some 2D Yaoi on the internet but rarely is it animated. So, no animated gay boys in here, but I assume most of you aren’t even here for that kind of stuff, so this isn’t too bad, is it? There’s a lot of shit for you to enjoy. If you really want to see something gay, then check the “Gangbang” category out. It’s gay as fuck. All these naked dudes and just one girl? That’s pretty fucking gay if you ask me. If you jack off to that shit, the screen is like 90% man, and 10% woman, so I’d say it’s pretty fucking gay if you jack off to something like that.
But oh well, each to their own. We shouldn’t focus on The Porn Dude’s “fragile masculinity,” is that what the feminist loonies call it these days? They’d probably call me a closet homo for refusing to look at naked men for some reason, what a happy bunch. Anyway, all jokes aside, there are tons of categories for you to choose from, and all of these are supposed to be quite appealing to kinky straight dudes. I mean, there’s tons of 3D porn, there’s straight/lesbian 69 porn, there are scenes where big boobed girls do anal, scenes where hentai bitches suck some dick, and there’s a category forced to nothing but doggy style fucking if you really want your porno to be quite specific, which by the way is not a bad thing. Not at all.
There’s some pointless stuff on HentaiDude.com as well, starting with the “funny” category which seems to be quite pointless and it’s also quite shocking to the “censored” section of the website. Oh yeah, HentaiDude.com has a section dedicated to censored 2D pornography. How unrealistic can porn get? There’s something about Asians and pixelated genitals, man. Does that kind of thing get them off or something? It’s pretty fucking weird if you ask me, I don’t think I’ve seen censorship in western pornography, thank god. There are also some fucked up categories on the page as well. Starting with the ill-defined “classic” category which isn’t about old hentai but it isn’t about “vanilla” sex either. What’s considered to be a “classic” hentai movie? We just don’t know.
Most of us wouldn’t consider something that is “ill-defined” to be properly fucked up, do we? So, let’s take a look at the categories that are truly fucked up, such as the roleplay “forced” category. Ah, an Incel’s favorite category. The forbidden fruit, and the hidden desire. Sexual frustration can do many things to your mind, and it’s quite sad. Of course, there’s also an “fake taboo” category on this page that blesses us with a load of sinful content. What kind of hentai website doesn’t have a category about taboo? Onii-chan, wouldn’t you like to see your little sister’s tiny mosquito-bite titties close-up?
Features of HentaiDude.com
The title of this paragraph is actually kinda weird if you think about it. “the features of (insert random word here) dude.” Do most of us really want to know about the features of a certain dude? No, we don’t. That’s why I’m going to talk about the features of a neat website. Oh look, it also happens to be named “HentaiDude,” such a coincidence!
The very first thing you will notice as you load HentaiDude.com up is the bar that lets you choose between censored and uncensored pornography which can be quite weird to westerners. Most of us Europeans will choose the “uncensored” option pretty much automatically. Then, you can sort these videos out according to their name from A to Z, then you can choose to only see the newest videos first, or you can rank them by their views. The most viewed ones will pop up first, should you click on the “most viewed” button.
If you want to see what the people of HentaiDude.com are talking about, then you can choose to see the videos that are most discussed first. The Volkgeist demands good porno, and the volkgeist will deliver it to you. Then, there’s an option that allows you to view the “most fapped” videos first, and basically, this is the list that will show you the videos with the highest ratings first.
This can be quite neat since no one wants to masturbate to lame hentai, that’s for sure. Then, right underneath this section of HentaiDude.com that shows you these various ways of sorting videos out, a section where all the categories can be seen lies. Basically, I’ve already talked way too much about this section, so I won’t mention it again. I’ve already told you too much. There are normal videos in here, there’s some really kinky stuff, there’s fucked up stuff, and there are also some funny videos in here. A lot of stuff to choose from, overall. Then, right underneath this section, lies yet another one, called “top 10 series this week”, and this section will show you the highest ranked series in the past week. It’s self-explanatory, pretty much.
If you look to the right, you can see the “hot hentai videos” in your own country, however, if people from your country aren’t familiar with these videos, then you will most likely be shown the default list. That’s no big deal. What about the info that HentaiDude.com provides to you? Don’t you want to know about the length of the videos and the likes they get? Well, let’s talk about that a bit.
A 2D pornographic verson of youtube
HentaiDude.com is a website that lets you know everything about the videos you’re watching, and I think that’s great. First off, you get to see the name of the hentai. Then, you get to see the amount of view the movies has. Furthermore, you get to see the number of “likes” or rather, “favorites” the video has. This way you know if you’re goign to get yourself into something nasty. If a video has lots of views but little to no likes, then it’s best to get out of there because the hentai is probably utter shit, but maybe not. It’s usually like that.
A few finishing touches
If you take everything into consideration, HentaiDude.com is a website that is great for a quick wank when it comes to Hentai, I mean, it’s got tons of free porn, it’s got little to no advertisements, so far I’ve really want into a few, and the player loads your videos quite quickly, and you don’t even have to create an account on the page or anything. No bullshit, just porn. It’s what every man needs! Girls can have tons of fun here too, as there are quite a few categories that will satisfy their needs. Give the page a chance. You surely won’t be disappointed.