One of the great blessings this universe has bestowed on us is that women have three orifices a cock can fit into. I’m sorry; let me rephrase that. One of the great blessings this universe has bestowed on us is that women have three orifices an average-sized penis can fit into. I hope you didn’t assume I meant your cock might be too big for one of these holes.
No, quite the opposite. I’m suggesting you fucks could probably fit those sorry excuses for penis into a bitch’s ear. You give “getting brain” a whole new meaning. That’s okay. Look at it like this. Most men will never be able to cum on a bitch’s frontal cortex.
For us regular and large cock owners, we have the three classic options of mouth, pussy, and anus. And every man has his favorite brand. Personally, if I had to choose only one for the rest of my life, I’m choosing pussy, but boy, it would be tough giving up the mouth and asshole. In fact, upon further thought, I prefer death over having to sacrifice total usage of a woman’s body.
Of course, the most taboo of these options is the asshole. Interestingly, anal has carved out this taboo niche, considering how much religious people like it. Usually, what is taboo was decided long ago by “celibate” priests and shit. What these “celibate” priests and other religious people love to do, though, is find ways to weasel around their god’s commandments, and anal sex is a trendy way to do that.
Holy or Hole?
Another favorite technicality is called soaking, and it’s popular amongst the Morman crowd. The idea is that sex doesn’t happen without friction, so a man can place his dick in a bitch and be okay. But once that gets boring for you, you can upgrade to jump humping. This is when you get a good soak going and have a friend jump on the bed so that you get some friction, but it’s technically not you doing it.
I digress. Whether Morman, Catholic, Muslim, atheist, or agnostic, anal sex feels fucking great, and there are a few reasons for this. Number one, and most obvious, is the tightness. Once you blow a bitches pussy out like a week-old birthday balloon, you can switch up to the asshole and experience that virgin grip all over again.
The second is that it is a bit taboo. The combination of sex and breaking societal norms has been fantastic since man built the first village. But why is this the case? Well, even I’m not sure, but I think it is the same function that makes swear words so fun. Men just love sticking it to the man while sticking it in a woman.
The third is that women aren’t always down for it, and bitches doing shit they don’t want for the sake of a man’s pleasure gets dudes going like few other things. We love when a bitch sacrifices herself on the altar of semen. Why is this the case? I have the answer this time. It’s because a man doesn’t think he has a big cock unless it splits a bitch in two. That’s not a great thing, but it’s the truth. Sure, men also love giving a bitch an orgasm, but yelps of pain are just as good if not better.
Most of my readers can’t even make a girl cum fucking her pussy, let alone make her cry out in pain. The anus is different, though. You will feel like Mandingo while clapping those cheeks. It’s the only time you will ever feel like a real man.
There’s only one negative to anal sex, and that is that poop comes out of the anus. Don’t worry, though; all you need to do is find you a clean bitch willing to fast after her morning shit until you can get your cock in there. That morning shit should clear her out and leave nothing but room for your manhood. If your bitch has a particularly crusty colon, you could feed her some laxatives also.
Let’s be honest. No woman wants your fetid member jammed into her tender asshole. It’s not happening. The last time you got a blow job, it was from a box fan, so what makes you think anal is a possibility anytime soon? You’re going to have to settle for anal porn, and one of the best ways to get that is Stripchats anal category.
Balloon Knots Love Stripchat
Stripchat is a live streaming porn service packed with ladies performing every act of debauchery under the sun. There’s not much you won’t find, but one of the best sections is anal. For whatever reason, horny assholes love showing off their talents for an eager Stripchat audience.
The site is well designed but is a bit chaotic at first sight. However, once your retinas adjust, you will see great menus designed to sweep you toward the sluts that will best fit your mood, and it sounds like anal is the mood today. Stripchat says it best, “In anal sex cams, be ready to experience the mind-blowing pleasure that no pussy can possibly provide.”
There is no main menu up top per se, but there is a display with the number of models live, who the top models are, a search bar, and buttons to sign up or log in. Below is a selector to switch between Girls, Couples, Guys, and Trans.
Down the left side are multiple menus and filters, the first of which I would consider the main one. Its options are Home, Feed, Recommended, My favorites, and watch history. Continuing down is a Stripchat feature I wish was included on more websites. They run specials. Some get switched out monthly, while others hang out permanently. Some December examples are Christmas, American, Fetishes, New models, VR cams, and recordable. After that, there’s a category list split into six sections: Age, Ethnicity, Body type, Hair, Private shows, and Most popular.
These menus help you manage the whole site but just above the thumbnail columns is a filter to help you zero in on the anal content your cock craves. They have Anal teens, Anal Grannies, Anal ebony, Anal Indian, and every other form of anal your twisted little mind can contrive of. The only thing I don’t see getting stuck up someone asshole is another asshole, or, as I like to call it, the rectal kiss.
You might think granny anal is a front to fill up space in the categories section, but you would be wrong. There are plenty of grandmas sticking fine china up their assholes. You have to wonder what these grandmas are like to their grandkids. I hope those fuckers never find their grandma on Stripchat. How fucking traumatizing would it be? I would never be able to visit my poor Grandmother ever again. It would explain why she has to wear a diaper and always smells like poop, though.
Anal live streams go perfectly with a side of remote-controlled dildos, and plenty of performers break them out. All you have to do is tip according to the performer’s scale, and you will get control of the vibration pattern for X amount of time. It feels like you have your finger on the nuclear button. I didn’t know just how fun it would be until I first tried it for myself. Technology is really something, isn’t it? Now, how long until I can get my cock to a bitch so she can use it as a real-life dildo? Not soon enough.
Everyone has heard of Stripchat, so you probably already knew how great of a resource it is for hot live streams, but you may not have known just how great their anal category is. You won’t find much better ass play anywhere. These bitches know how to make a man weep semen simply by fingering their whale’s eye. Not only that, but you will love the site design and how simple finding a sexy bitch is.
If I were going to make any changes, it would be to arrange things differently. As I said, upon arrival, you might feel a bit discombobulated. That feeling passes quickly, but first impressions are essential. You don’t want to fuck them up.
The anus is their favorite hole in the holy trinity of ass, mouth, and pussy for many men. For such men, Stripchat is the place to get their fix. Your dick will be drained down to the base by the time you’re done.